After more than twenty years of directing and producing television including the Emmy and Oscar-winning 1983 documentary He Makes Me Feel Like Dancin', Emile Ardolino moved to helming narrative theatrical feature films. He made five such films in a period of six years, before passing away at age 50 from AIDS complications.
The five included a couple of hits that have endured: Dirty Dancing (a suitable debut, given Ardolino's past PBS profiles of choreographers and dancers) and Sister Act. In between those, Ardolino made the profitable sequel 3 Men and a Little Lady and the romantic comedy fantasy Chances Are.
Chances Are was Ardolino's second least-attended film (surpassing only the posthumously released The Nutcracker), but it's still a big enough deal to get a 25th Anniversary Edition Blu-ray next week. Don't read too much into the milestone; distributor Image Entertainment often celebrates anniversaries with as little fanfare as possible. The fact that Chances Are is hitting Blu-ray at all eight years into the format's existence may not be unrelated to the fact that it prominently features one of today's biggest movie stars, Robert Downey Jr. Though second billed behind Cybill Shepherd, Downey is the center of attention for the Blu-ray's cover art and that's an acceptable approach, given that he rivals Shepherd in screentime and for protagonist status here.
The film opens in the 1960s with the wedding of Louie (Christopher McDonald) and Corinne Jeffries (Shepherd). You may sense something wrong in McDonald, best known as Happy Gilmore antagonist Shooter McGavin, playing the romantic lead. That might explain why he is killed off quite quickly, on the Washington D.C. couple's first wedding anniversary. Louie is hit by a car crossing the street to the restaurant where Corinne awaits him, a pretty traumatic way to go.
In a moment, Louie's up in Heaven. Too excitable to wait in line with the rest of the recently-deceased, he makes a fuss and is quickly assigned a new body: a baby about to be born not too far from his old stomping grounds. Louie is in such a rush to return to Earth that he fails to receive clerical angels' standard memory-erasing injection before going back.
We jump ahead 23 years to the then-present day of 1989. Smithsonian curator Corinne has still not gotten over Louie. She keeps his picture all over the house (even inside the fridge), cooks for him, and even sets aside the occasional Peppermint Patty. Her shrink ("Benson" governor James Noble) claims she's suffering from the halo effect and needs to move on. She's been helped by the unflagging support of Louie's best friend Philip (Ryan O'Neal), a twice-divorced, Pulitzer prize-winning reporter who's been in love with her forever (telling Louie so much as she approached the altar) but has never told her or made a move.
Corinne's daughter (the one she first told Louie she was expecting on the day he died) is now around 22. Miranda (Mary Stuart Masterson) is in law school, following in the footsteps of the father she never knew but never stops hearing about. She meets Alex Finch (Downey) at a school library, who erases some steep overdue fines for her. Living out of his car upon his graduation from Yale, Alex is desperate to get a job at the Washington Post.
Recognizing the young man's desperation first on an incognito elevator ride, Philip puts in a good word with editor Ben Bradlee (Henderson Forsythe), but to no avail.
After Alex gives him a ride in his messy home on wheels, Philip invites Alex over for a home-cooked dinner. Yes, his home is with the Jeffries girls and while Alex is excited to reconnect with Miranda, he's blown away to reunite with the love of his former life, Corinne.
The movie delays a confession for a while and then, of course, complicates it, by having Alex fail to include specifics to remove doubt. Corinne is understandably peeved that this stranger would claim to be the reincarnation of her late husband. Eventually, she becomes convinced and falls for the recent grad despite the barely perceptible age difference (15 years separate the actors in real life) that gets them mistaken for mother and son.
With four photogenic lead actors on the cover representing two generations, it's obvious where Chances Are is heading, so long as it can first clear the creepy paternal link between Alex and Miranda, whose advances he must fend off until then.
Stupid but sweet, Chances Are is the kind of movie they don't make anymore: a PG-rated romantic comedy fantasy that doesn't have a specific audience in mind. Romance movies are obviously intended for couples and the fairer sex, but this one doesn't really discriminate between young and old moviegoers. The most recent movie I can think of in the same vein might be While You Were Sleeping,
which celebrates its 20th anniversary next year (and is overdue for a Blu-ray!). Chances Are feels older than it is; it's tough to believe this opened just a few months before Batman and Ghostbusters II. The story feels like one that Frank Capra might have directed in the 1930s.
You almost suspect that the screenwriters Perry and Randy Howze could be aging vets who started working near the beginning of the sound age. There's actually very little information available about the two, who I assume are either brothers or a married couple. Chances Are was their third and final screenplay credit in three years, following the Ally Sheedy comedy Maid to Order and Julia Roberts' Mystic Pizza. It's always interesting when careers start and stop abruptly. Nowadays, bonus features and the Internet at least give us a face or voice to go with the name, but the Howzes came and went without leaving any kind of trail.
Met with middling reviews and modest box office (adjusted for inflation, its $16.3 million gross equates to a still unremarkable $34.2 M), Chances Are might be forgotten if not for the star power it wields. Even that doesn't do much for the film. Downey may be a box office draw, but his Iron Man age represents a distinct third phase of his career, removed from his troubled indie stage and the young romantic lead image he cut in this and other late '80s films. Those who like The Avengers and Sherlock Holmes are likely looking ahead to his next films, but it's unlikely they're also going so far back for something like this.
The other three leads have all seen their careers trail off. O'Neal is better-known nowadays for his family troubles and being Farrah Fawcett's sorta widower than for his productive time on Hollywood's A-list in the 1970s. TV has been keeping Shepherd visible into her sixties, with recurring roles on shows like "The L Word", "Psych", and "The Client List" employing her since her moderately successful '90s CBS sitcom "Cybill" signed off after four seasons. Masterson's once bustling film career slowed shortly before her 30th birthday and she has been scarce ever since and almost exclusively on the small screen (her most recent IMDb "Known For" credit is 1993's Benny & Joon).
A TriStar Pictures release, Chances Are is among the many catalog titles that in recent years Sony Pictures Home Entertainment has licensed out to smaller studios. The Image Entertainment division of RLJ Entertainment handles Tuesday's Blu-ray and DVD release, which seems smartly timed to Mother's Day.