Simon Pegg's standing as a leading man of film has not been on the steadiest of ground outside of his acclaimed collaborations in the Cornetto trilogy of genre comedies directed and co-written by Edgar Wright. Pegg's other vehicles, from 2008's How to Lose Friends and Alienate People to 2014's Hector and the Search for Happiness, have struggled to find audiences, making his surest path to wide theatrical release being a supporting player in the ensembles of Star Trek and Mission: Impossible movies. That almost kind of explains the mystery of Absolutely Anything, a comedy that supposedly made it to American theaters this past May, two years after opening in the UK and other parts of Europe and Asia.

Absolutely Anything does not feel like a 2017 film, or a 2015 film for that matter. For one thing, it features a character voiced by Robin Williams, who passed away in the summer of 2014, which makes this by far his final acting credit to be released. But nothing about the movie makes sense at this time. A soft R-rated comedy directed and co-written by Monty Python's Terry Jones and featuring voice acting from his fellow troupe members, this sci-fi human satire is not of obvious appeal to people of any age in any part of the world. That kind of explains why it unceremoniously came to DVD last week, a mere six and a half weeks after its limited theatrical release.

Pegg plays Neil Clarke, a Brit who dreams of becoming a famous novelist, but for now is a schoolteacher who is not given respect or notice. Meanwhile, an intergalactic council of superior beings is contemplating the destruction of Earth. Before they can do that, they agree to give the seemingly primitive inhabitants of this planet a chance to prove they are superior beings. The test sees endless powers gifted upon a random inhabitant, who unknowingly will decide the fate of his planet. As you've already figured out, Neil Clarke is the randomly chosen subject.

Unlimited powers in the hands of an ordinary guy sounds a bit like Bruce Almighty and Absolutely Anything plays out a lot like it. With a wave of the hand and the voicing of a desire, Neil is able to magically command dog turds into the toilet and whiskey back into the bottle. Then he's able to give himself a better body and to make him more attractive to his good-looking neighbor Catherine (Kate Beckinsale). Between an American military love interest who can't take a hint (Rob Riggle) and a thankless job for a book-trashing television series, Catherine isn't having the best of luck.

Neil uses his powers to serve himself, getting the headmaster at his school (Eddie Izzard) to suddenly be nice to him and then giving his dog Dennis the gift of speech and rational thought (supplied by Robin Williams). Wishing for other things like world peace, an end to hunger, and a reversal of global warming backfires, creating new problems for the planet to tackle. That's about as clever as things get in the script that's credited uncollaboratively to Jones and lapsed veteran British scribe Gavin Scott (Small Soldiers, The Borrowers).

A British version of Bruce Almighty with Simon Pegg in lead doesn't sound like the worst thing ever, but Absolutely Anything falls short even of those modest expectations. It's just a baffling parade of lame gags and obligatory beats, like a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy that is totally devoid of wit. There's a bit of commentary on the nature of humanity, but it's banal stuff and not even a romance between the ordinarily appealing Pegg and Beckinsale can generate any joy. I wanted to appreciate Dennis the dog, just because it's some of the final work ever done by the wonderful Williams, recording session clips of whom play during the end credits. But it's no easier to see the good in this than say, A Merry Friggin' Christmas.

Anyone else could have voiced Dennis or, for that matter, played Neil or Catherine without making the film any less entertaining than it is, which proves that the cast's talents are not put to great use here. I've never been able to get into Monty Python, but I don't think fondness for that beloved troupe would enhance the experience, even with Jones, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, and Michael Palin voicing the snobby aliens who are testing Neil.

Absolutely Anything, which has an original end credits title song performed by Kylie Minogue, apparently grossed over $2 million in its native UK, where it was released in August 2015. It made another $1.2 million in China and more than half a million in both Italy and Russia. No box office record was established in North America, but I would doubt it sold more than hundreds of tickets here with little publicity beyond brief, negative reviews.

The one good thing you can say about Absolutely Anything is that it is brisk, running just 85 minutes including credits.

DVD Details 2.40:1 Anamorphic Widescreen Dolby Digital 5.1 (English) Subtitles: English for Hearing Impaired, Spanish Closed Captioned; Extra Not Subtitled Release Date: June 27, 2017 Single-sided, dual-layered disc (DVD-9) Suggested Retail Price: $22.98 Black Eco-Friendly Keepcase Also available on Amazon Instant Video