Your favorite Disney Quotes/Dialogue

[RIPJoeRanft]

The Princess and the Frog
Tiana: Listen here, mister. This stick in the mud has had to work two jobs her whole life while you've been sucking on a silver spoon chasing chamber maids around your - your ivory tower!
Prince Naveen: [glances away] Actually, it's polished marble.

Prince Naveen: Lawrence! Glad to see you're finally getting into the music. Do you get my joke? Because your head is, it's in the tuba.

Charlotte: Seems like only yesterday we were both little girls wishing our fairy tale dreams. And tonight they're finally coming true! Well,
[nudges Tiana then adjusts bra]
Charlotte: back into the fray! Wish me luck! Oh, Naveen!

Charlotte: Who would've thought the prince had a younger brother. How old did you say you were?
Prince Ralphie: I'm six and a half.
Charlotte: Well, I waited this long.

The Lion King
Young Simba: Hey Uncle Scar, when I'm King, what'll that make you?
Scar: A monkey's uncle.
Young Simba: [laughs] You're so weird.
Scar: You have no idea.

Mufasa: Simba, let me tell you something my father told me. Look at the stars. The great kings of the past are up there, watching over us.
Young Simba: Really?
Mufasa: Yes. So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you. And so will I.

Nala: What's happened to you? You're not the Simba I remember.
Adult Simba: You're right, I'm not. Now are you satisfied?
Nala: No, just disappointed.
Adult Simba: You know you're starting to sound like my father.
Nala: Good. At least one of us does.

Scar: Your father has a marvelous surprise for you.
Young Simba: Oooh. What is it?
Scar: If I told you, it wouldn't *be* a surprise, now would it?
Young Simba: If you tell me, I'll still *act* surprised.
Scar: Ho ho ho. You are such a naughty boy.
Young Simba: Come on, Uncle Scar.
Scar: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is just for you and your daddy. You know, a sort of... father-son... thing. Well! I'd better go get him.
Young Simba: I'll go with you.
Scar: No!
[regaining composure]
Scar: Heh heh heh. No. Just stay on this rock. You wouldn't want to end up in another mess like you did with the hyenas.
Young Simba: You know about that?
Scar: Simba, everybody knows about that.
Young Simba: Really?
Scar: Oh, yes. Lucky Daddy was there to save you, eh? Oh, and just between us, you might want to work on that little roar of yours. Hmm?
Young Simba: Oh, okay. Hey, Uncle Scar, will I like the surprise?
Scar: Simba, it's to die for!

Timon: Look, kid. Bad things happen, and you can't do anything about it. Right?
Young Simba: Right.
Timon: Wrong! When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.

[Sky Syndrome]

The Brave Little Toaster
Air Conditioner: Heh heh heh heh heh heh (times 4. An estimate)
Toaster: What are you laughing at?
Air Conditioner: Absolutely nothing. Nothing at all.
Lampy: I think he was laughing at us.
Air Conditioner: You know something you're a real bright little lamp.
Lampy: Oh, thanks. Hey...
Air Conditioner: You guys really have an attachment for that kid, don't ya?
Blanky: Yes, he was our master.
Air Conditioner: Well, that's real nice and any day now he might come romping back, huh? Just come whistling right back in through that door and everything will be the same. Real peachy keen-like.
Blanky: Uh huh.
Lampy: It's a possibility.
Toaster: Well... At least, we try to be optimistic.
Air Conditioner: Optimistic?! Somebody untie the knot in this guy's cord!
Kirby: Why don't you just shut off!
Air Conditioner: Hey, I'm real scared there, Kirby. What are you going to do: suck me to death? What is it with you guys anyway? You act like you just came off the assembly line, now get this through your chrome. We've been dumped! Abandoned!
Blanky: But he loved us.
Radio: That's right.
Air Conditioner: So what. He's a kid, he has a family. They move away, he moves away. It's a package deal.
Toaster: But maybe they're al-
Air Conditioner: He's not coming back pure and simple!
Kirby: Oh yeah? Did you talk to him recently or something? They could drive up any second.
Blanky: You really think so?
Kirby: I'm not talking to you.
Air Conditioner: The whole bunch of you gotta have a combined wattage of five, maybe less. It's been years. It's scrap metal time.
Toaster: Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope.
Air Conditioner: That's real touching, Toaster. You're gonna get me bawling like a baby anytime now.
Toaster: I think you're jealous.
Air Conditioner: Sure, I'm jealous of a bunch of dimwits.
Lampy: Dim?!
Toaster: Yeah. Because the Master never played with you.
Kirby: Because you're stuck in a wall!
Air Conditioner: So.... It's back to that stupid static again. You think I don't know what's going on in here? I know what goes on in this cottage. It's a conspiracy and every one of you low-watts is in on it. Just cause you can move around, you think you're better than I am! I'm not an invalid! I was designed to stick in a wall! I like being stuck in this stupid wall! I can't help it if the kid was too short to reach my dials!
Toaster: We didn't mean it! Really!
Air Conditioner: It's my function!!!
Toaster: Don't! Wait! Wait!
Kirby: He's gonna blow!......a fuse!
Blanky: Poor Air Conditioner.
Toaster: I didn't know he'd take it so hard.
Kirby: Well, he was a jerk anyway.

[sunhuntin]

treasure planet "zip your howling screamer!" the captain to dr doppler. that never fails to crack me up.

PATF "for someone who cant see his feet, youre very light on them!" naveen to lawrence.

[BwayJ]

Aladdin
Guard: He's got a sword!
Razoul: You idiots! We've all got swords!

Iago: Drrrrrrrr! To think we gotta keep kissing up to that chump and his chump daughter for the rest of our lives...!
Jafar: No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or beheaded!
Both: Ewwwwwwww.

Genie: Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake! Stick that sword into that snake!
Jafar: You stay out of this!
Genie: Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT!

Iago: Squeeze him, Jafar! Squeeze him like a - (Genie smacks him) Awk!

[PrincePhillipFan]

From Snow White:

Grimhilde: Thirsty?! Have a drink!

Snow: Oooh, it's dark inside! *knocks* Guess, there's no one home!
Epic face palm, Snow, just....face palm.

From Alice In Wonderland

Mad Hatter: Muthard?! Let's not be silly! Now lemon, that's different...

March Hare: MAD WATCH! MAD WATCH!


From Sleeping Beauty

Phillip: Now father you're living in the past! This is the fourteenth century!
Oh Phillip, thinking you're too cool for this century.

Merryweather: It looks awful!
Flora: That's because it's on you, dear.

Fauna: You know sometimes I don't think she's really very happy.

Know there's many more, but I'll post more later as I think of them.

[avonleastories95]

From Sleeping Beauty

Merryweather: It looks awful!
Flora: That's because it's on you, dear.

I love that quote! That and
From Winnie the Pooh and the Hunny Tree:
Gopher: I best be skedadling outta here, I am not in the book.

From Cinderella
Gus Gus: Duh Duh Duh, Happi Burthdee!

From Snow White
Doc: Ah, yes. Who are you and what are you doing here?

Snow White: Oh, you must be Grumpy! (Snow White, giver of bad puns)

From Sister Act
Bar Goer: If this turns into a nun's bar, I'm out of here!

Sr. Mary Lazarus: That's what Diana Ross said.
Delores: I'm going to the little nun's room, nosy!

From The Nightmare Before Christmas
Band Player: Nice work, bone daddy!

From Music of the Heart
D'shawn: I don't wanna know about no dumb violin, it be fo wimps!
Roberta Guaspari: D'shawn, you did not give a good enough reason, so you are staying. (Epic Burn, EPIC burn!)

[Disney's Divinity]

A quote I find myself saying a lot lately is:

“It’s not for you [/end baby voice]...it’s for Snow White!!~”

With animals in the house, they’re always staring at you when you eat.

[Tristy]

Oh. I can't believe I left this one out:

Maleficent: "For the first time in 16 years, I shall sleep well."

What a classic villain's line.

[Atlantica]

"Hmmmm, better look first ...... for if one drinks much, from a bottle marked poison, it is almost certain to dissagree with one, sooner or later!"

Alice from Alice In Wonderland. One of my all time favourite quotes ! I know its from the book first, but there is something about Miss Beaumont's delivery that is just plain wonderful

[FigmentJedi]

Vinny: "Hey look I made a bridge. Took like what 15 seconds?"

[BwayJ]

Emperor: The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all
Shang: Sir?
Emperor: You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty!

[monorail91]

Snow White: "And I'll use the broom!"
(I love how she gets the easy job)

Dwarfs: "Hooray! She stays!"

That movie is so quotable...it should have a Rocky Horror-style cult following

[Wonderlicious]

Who said the story takes place in France?

Wonderlicious thinks so hence why I asked.

Ha, what I said was written in 2004, and equally, I'm replying to something from around 18 months ago. "Glen" is a Celtic term used primarily in Scotland and Ireland. I was probably making the assumption that Sleeping Beauty was set in France due to it being based on a Perrault story, as well as featuring some things typical to medieval France (such as the Fleur de Lys, the royalist French anthem), though my stance now would be that it is set in an imaginary European country, a sort of jigsaw of numerous national cultures. Ultimately though, such things as the casual use of "glen" seems to epitomise the idea that Americans like to imagine Europe being quaint, cosy, romantic, and ultimately anachronistic.

[Fairytales]

Flynn Rider: The party lasted an entire week, and honestly I don't remember most of it.

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Scuttle: The snorfblatt dates back from an historical time, when humans used to sit down, and stare at eachother all day. *stares at Ariel.* Got very boring.

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Hades: ..And you're wearing his merchandise??
Panic: *gulps from straw* Hehe... thirsty?
Hades: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

-

Mother Gothel: Go ahead, get trampled by a rhino

[Sky Syndrome]

Mother Gothel: Go ahead, get trampled by a rhino

I'm surprised she didn't say eatten by a rhino. That would have been a reference to James and the Giant Peach.

[mariadny]

-You were my new dream
-And you were mine.

Best Disney declaration of love ever

[Miss Jo]

-You were my new dream
-And you were mine.

Best Disney declaration of love ever

Oh, I LOVE that part! I kept playing it over and over in my head for weeks after I saw the movie.

[Jay]

Cruella Devil- Oh no you don't! We're going to find them if it takes til next Christmas! Now get going! And watch your driving you imbicels you wanna get nabbed by the police!!??? (Proceeds to back her car up and then fly away like a maniac).


Madame Medusa-Oh what is wrong with this thhhiiiiiingggggg! SNOOPS! What's wrong??
Snoops- Well..now..I don't know Medusa I (gets hs hair taken off by a bullet).

Wart- Oh that's just awful
Mad Madame Mim- Thank you my boy.

Ursula- You got it sweet cakes no more talking, singing, ZIPAH!

Snow White-Shhhhhhhhhhhh(walks into to cottage looks around) OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! What a cute little chair =D

Lady Tremaine- Now you to listen to me! There's still a chance that one of you can get 'im! (Her expression as she says this is hilar!)

Scar- It's a suprise. You know one of those father.....son.......things...............................Well I'll go get him!

[Rapunzel]

I love that one Simba3 posted with Copper and Tod. Copper's howl is so adorably funny.

Brownies Peterpan mermaid line is great too!


One of my other favorites is from The Little Mermaid. Partly because my sister and I thought it was hilarious to pause the video exactly at the point where Flounder says "But then this seagull came". He looks crazy and puffed up! Made us laugh for hours.

Flounder: But it wasn't her fault! Ah - well - first, ahh, this shark chased us
- yeah - yeah! And we tried to - but we couldn't - and - grrrrrrrrr - and -
and we - whoooaaaaaa - oh, and then we were safe. But then this seagull came,
and it was this is this, and that is that, and -

[Scarred4life]

A while ago, my friend and I were watching Hercules at her cottage (she had never seen it) and she cracked up when Meg said 'Thanks for everything Herc, it's been a real slice.' For the whole weekend we joked about it, and now I laugh every time I hear that line.