This is a thread to post any Disneyisms, which are silly little lines that Only Disney Could Have Thought Of.
Here Is One
Dr Victor Gannon: Letha I Want That Boy, And I'll Do Anything To Get Him
Letha: But Victor Kidnapping Is Illegal
Victor: I Want Him Letha!
Letha: Victor, don't hurt Sickle, he inherits my bankruptcy
Letha: Victor, with you and all of your ideas, you have turned my credit rating into Swiss Cheese
Victor: Look at you, you gamble every Saturday on the horse
Letha: But I Gamble With my Own Money, You Do The Worst Kind Of Gambling, You Gamble with My Money.
Letha: I own 1/2 of everything that you discover. And so far all that I have made is 1/2 of 0.
Letha: I need some money, my bookies won't accept my bets anymore
Letha: Their is one thing I love about Scientifc Discoveries, there is great money involved.
"I have this tremendous energy. I just loved and love life. I love it today. I never want to die."
~Jayne Meadows Allen~
Disney Guru wrote:
Dr Victor Gannon: Letha I Want That Boy, And I'll Do Anything To Get Him
Letha: But Victor Kidnapping Is Illegal
Victor: I Want Him Letha!
Letha: Victor, don't hurt Sickle, he inherits my bankruptcy
Letha: Victor, with you and all of your ideas, you have turned my credit rating into Swiss Cheese
Victor: Look at you, you gamble every Saturday on the horse
Letha: But I Gamble With my Own Money, You Do The Worst Kind Of Gambling, You Gamble with My Money.
Letha: I own 1/2 of everything that you discover. And so far all that I have made is 1/2 of 0.
Letha: I need some money, my bookies won't accept my bets anymore
Letha: Their is one thing I love about Scientifc Discoveries, there is great money involved.
IMO, A "Disneyism" should be lines that separate Disney from the rest of the bunch, not just funny lines from a Disney movie.
Another one from Toy Story, that you really wouldn't expect in a Disney film (thus separating it from other movies that use the reference I quote), which makes it a Disneyism I guess:
Woody: It's not a laser! It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm (or Rex, I'm not sure): What's with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser Envy.
For anyone who's ever taken Psychology or studied Freud, they know what that is taken from.
Escapay
WIST #60:
AwallaceUNC: Would you prefer Substi-Blu-tiary Locomotion?
WIST #61:
TheSequelOfDisney: Damn, did Lin-Manuel Miranda go and murder all your families?
I thought it would be cool if everyone posted their favorite Dialogue's between characters in Disney movies.
Im not sure if there was already a thread on this but I did the search thing and was unsuccessful in finding a similar topic. So I thought I'd start a new one.
Anyways one of my favorite dialogue's is in Alice in Wonderland between Alice and the Cheshire Cat. It cracks me up everytime!
Cheshire Cat: Oh by the way, If you'd really like to know...he went that way.
jeremy88 wrote:Im not sure if there was already a thread on this but I did the search thing and was unsuccessful in finding a similar topic. So I thought I'd start a new one.
It's three years old and its thread definition is rather broad, but I remembered this old chestnut from 2004:
There's favorite lines of dialogue there, though it was also more a "what types of lines have that Disneyism to them?" kind of thing.
Anyway, some of my favorite dialogue from Disney films include the following...
From Peter Pan:
(Tink chimes)
Michael: What's the pixie doing?
Peter Pan: Talking.
Wendy: What did she say?
Peter Pan: She says you're a big ugly girl!
(laughter, as Tink flies out of Peter Pan's hat)
From Mary Poppins:
Mr. Banks: I tore it up, turned it over...tore it up again, and threw it in there...hmm...
Mary Poppins: I beg your pardon, are you ill?
Mr. Banks: I hope not...
(after Bert tells Uncle Albert a joke)
Bert: If you ask me, there's nothing like a good joke.
Uncle Albert: And that was nothing like a good joke!
(Both continue crying)
Mr. Banks: Yes, I think I do. As the ship lay in Boston harbor, a party of the colonists dressed as Red Indians boarded the vessel, behaved very rudely, and threw all the tea overboard. This made the tea unsuitable for drinking, even for Americans.
Mr. Dawes, Senior: The man's gone mad! Call the guard!
Mr. Banks: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! I'm feeling better all the time!
Mr. Dawes, Junior: Banks, don't you dare strike my father!
Mr. Banks: There's the tuppence! The wonderful faithful Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious tuppence! Guard it well, goodbye!
Escapay
WIST #60:
AwallaceUNC: Would you prefer Substi-Blu-tiary Locomotion?
WIST #61:
TheSequelOfDisney: Damn, did Lin-Manuel Miranda go and murder all your families?
Disneyisms that sounds interesting. Yeah there are some of those just unique and clever lines that just had to come out of Disney heh.
Btw, Im in Psychology and I studied some of Freud, so I got your post about Toy Story line in the Disneyism Thread lol...Something about a Persons Ego State or something right? Im gunna mention that Toy Story line to my teacher lol she'll get a crack out of it.
That Dialogue in Peter Pan always cracks me up also!! Its funny cause as I was reading it, I know exactly how they sound and stuff lol so I can visualize the entire scene in my head.
Wow I havent seen Mary Poppins in sooooo long...its such a great movie and I havent seen it in years...Its time to Purchase that 2-disc Special editon hehe.
Anyways Im surprised no one else has any favorite scene's or dialogues. Perhaps my thread hasnt kicked off yet...or its just a dud lol. Anyway thanks for posting your favorites Escapay!
Ursula: Nice work, boys! That was a close one…TOO close! The little tramp! She’s better than I thought…
Sebastian: Just look at her! On legs! On human legs! My nerves are shot. This is a catastrophe! What would her father say? I'll tell you what her father'd say, he'd say he's gonna kill himself a CRAB, that's what her father'd say! I'm gonna march meself straight home right now and tell him just like I shoulda done de minute--and don't you shake your head at me, young lady.
Cheshire Cat: However, if I were looking for a white rabbit, I’d ask the Mad Hatter. Alice: The Mad Hatter? Uh... no, no, I do- I do... Cheshire Cat: Or, there’s the March Hare. In that direction. Alice: Oh, thank you. I- I think I shall visit him. Cheshire Cat: Of course, he’s mad too. Alice: But I don’t want to go among mad people!
Mushu: And what makes you think you're coming? Crickee: Chirp. Mushu: You're LUCKY? Ho, ho, heh. Do I look like a sucker to you? Crickee: Chirp. Mushu: Whach' you mean loser? How 'bout I pop one of your antenna's off and throw it across the yard. Then who's a loser, me or you?
Megara: Ah. You sound like you could use a break. Think your
nanny goat would go berserk if you played hooky this afternoon? Hercules: Oh, gee. I-I don't know, uh, Phil's got the rest of the day pretty much booked. Megara: Ah, Phil, Shmill... Just follow me out the window,
round the dumbbells, you lift up the back wall and we're gone.
Listening to most often lately:
Taylor Swift ~ "Elizabeth Taylor"
Katy Perry ~ "bandaid"
Meghan Trainor ~ "Still Don't Care"
Thumper: Whatcha gonna call 'im? Bambi's Mother: Well, I think I'll call him Bambi. Thumper: Bambi... Yep, I guess that'll do all right.
Thumper's Mother: Thumper! Thumper: Yes mama? Thumper's Mother: What did your father tell you? Thumper: About what? Thumper's Mother: About eating the blossoms and leaving the greens. Thumper: Oh, that one. (clearing the throat and reciting) Eating green is a special treat. It makes long ears and great big feet, (in low voice, to Bambi) But it sure is awful stuff to eat!
Cinderella
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*Cinderella walks in her room and discovers the dress the mice made for her Gus Gus: Uhhh, Happy Birffday!
The Fox and the Hound
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Tod: Watcha smellin'? Copper: I'm on the trail of something. Tod: Trail of what? Copper: I don't know yet. (smells Tod) Why, it's, it's you! (howls) Tod: What do you that for? Copper: We're supposed to do that when we find what we've been trackin'. Tod: I'm a fox. My name's Tod. What's your name kid? Copper: Mine's Copper. I'm a hound dog. Tod: Gee, I bet you'd be good playing hide a seek. You wanna try it, Copper? Copper: Can I use my nose? Tod: (laughing) Sure, okay. Now go ahead and close your eyes and count. Copper: One, two, three (peeking) Tod: No Copper! You can't peek! Copper Oh! Tod: Now start again. Copper: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven
Merryweather: It Looks Awful!
Flora: That's because it's on you dear.
Emperor's New Groove:
Kuzco: Wait, how did you get here before us?
Izma: Kronk, how did we get here before them?
Kronk:Beets me. By all accounts it doesn't make sense.
Sword in the Stone:
Madame Mim: Now if you don't mind, I'll make the rules.
Archimedes's: Rules indeed. Why she only wants rules so she can break them!
Madame Mim: I'll deal with you later. Featherbrain!
Rule 1, no mineral or vegetable only animal. Rule 2, no make believe things like say oh, pink dragons and stuff. Rule 3, no disappearing.
Merlin: Rule 4, no cheating!
March Hare: See all the trouble you started? Alice: But, really, I didn't think - March Hare: Aaah, but that's the point! If you don't think, you shouldn't talk!
Mad Hatter: Aha! I see what's wrong with this! Why, this watch is full of wheels! White Rabbit: Oh, my watch! My wheels and springs! B-b-but but...but but... Mad Hatter: Butter, of course! It needs some butter! BUTTER! March Hare: BUTTER! White Rabbit: N-n-butter? Mad Hatter: Butter, oh thank you, butter. That's fine. White Rabbit: Oh, no no! No, no, you'll get crumbs in it! Mad Hatter: Oh, this is the very BEST butter! What are you talking about? March Hare: Tea? Mad Hatter: Tea, oh I never thought of tea, of course! Tea! White Rabbit: No, not tea! March Hare: Sugar? Mad Hatter: Sugar, two spoons! Two spoons, thank you, yes. White Rabbit: Be careful! March Hare: Jam? Mad Hatter: Jam! I forgot all about jam! It's amazing what these things can do! White Rabbit: No! Not jam! March Hare: Mustard? Mad Hatter: Mustard, yes, why - MUSTARD?! Don't let's be silly! Lemon, that's different, that's...
Winnie the Pooh: Is anybody at home? What I said was, "Is anybody at home?" Rabbit: Nobody. Winnie the Pooh: Somebody has to be home because somebody must've said, "Nobody."
Winnie the Pooh: Well, we keep looking for home but keep finding this pit, so I thought if we look for this pit, we might find home.
Lady Tremaine: Girls, girls. Remember, above all, self control. [knock on door] YES?!
Yzma: Kronk, what are you doing? Kronk: I'm kinda busy, here! Yzma: Ugh, why am I not surprised? Oh, well. While you're at it, make me the special, and hold the gravy! Kronk: Meat pie. Check. Yzma: Kronk! Can I order the potatoes as a side dish? Kronk: I'll have to charge you full price. Yzma: Ooh. Kuzco: Hey, how about a side of potatoes, my buddy? Kronk: You got it. Want cheese on those potatoes? Yzma: Thank you, Kronk. Cheddar will be fine. Kronk: Cheddar spuds coming up. Kuzco: Spuds yes, cheese no. Kronk: Hold the cheese. Yzma: No, I want the cheese. Kronk: Cheese it is. Kuzco: Cheese me no likey. Kronk: Cheese out. Yzma: Cheese in. Kronk: Aw, come on, here! Make up your mind! Kuzco: Okay, okay, on second thought... Yzma and Kuzco in unison: ...make my potatoes a salad.
Gaston: Isn't it though? I'm just full of surprises. You know, Belle, there's not a girl in town who wouldn't love to be in your shoes. This is the day -- (pauses at the mirror and licks his teeth clean) This is the day your dreams come true.
Belle: What do you know about my dreams, Gaston?
Gaston: Plenty. Here, picture this. (Sits down in a chair, puts his feet up on the table, kicks off his muddy boots, and wiggles his toes.) A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire, and my little wife massaging my feet, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven.
Belle: Dogs?
Gaston: No, Belle! Strapping boys, like me.
Belle: Imagine that.
Gaston: And do you know who that little wife will be?
Belle: Let me think.
Gaston: You, Belle!
Belle: Gaston, I'm speechless. I really don't know what to say.
Gaston: Say you'll marry me.
Belle: I'm very sorry, Gaston. But. . . but. . . I just don't deserve you. (Opens door, which Gaston is leaning against. He falls into the mud.)
"I don't get high on drugs; I get high on Disney."
Terk: So um, whatcha gonna call it?
Kala: I'm going to call him... Tarzan.
Terk: Tarzan? Okay, he's your baby.
Gorilla: All right little lady, come on, it's way past your nest time.
Terk: Aw, mom!
Gorilla: No.
Terk: Five more minutes?
Gorilla: No.
Terk: Two more minutes?
Gorilla: No.
Terk: One more minutes?
Disney's Divinity wrote:
Cheshire Cat: However, if I were looking for a white rabbit, I’d ask the Mad Hatter. Alice: The Mad Hatter? Uh... no, no, I do- I do... Cheshire Cat: Or, there’s the March Hare. In that direction. Alice: Oh, thank you. I- I think I shall visit him. Cheshire Cat: Of course, he’s mad too. Alice: But I don’t want to go among mad people!
I LOVE that scene! The whole Cheshire Cat scene always gets many laughs out of me lol.
