Your favorite Disney Quotes/Dialogue

[Elladorine]

Frollo from Hunchback: "Get him! And don't hit my horse!"

[Super Aurora]

Classic line from Sleeping Beauty:

Phillip:
Where will I find you?

Briar Rose:
This evening at the cottage...in the glen!

Note that there are no glens in Medieval France. The Ultimate Corny Line.

there's no narrow valleys in France?

[Flanger-Hanger]

there's no narrow valleys in France?

Who said the story takes place in France?

[Super Aurora]

there's no narrow valleys in France?

Who said the story takes place in France?

Wonderlicious thinks so hence why I asked.

[TonyWDA]

This one is a bit of a stretch, because these quotes come from a Warner Bros. Animated Film, my personal favorite: The Iron Giant. I didn't want to start a whole new quotes topic just for this, so I'll stick it here.

One comes right after the General sees what Mansley meant by "The Metal Man", which Dean disguises as his work of art. After the general asks Mansley to step out, he bellows:

You realize how much hardware I brought out here?! You just blew millions of Uncle Sam's dollars out of your butt!

The other is when The Giant is eating Dean's metal (or his Art in this case).

Dean: There are two kinds of metal in this yard: scrap and art. If you gotta eat one of them, eat the scrap. What you currently have - IN YOUR MOUTH! - is ART!

[Escapay]

This one is a bit of a stretch, because these quotes come from a Warner Bros. Animated Film

A "bit of" a stretch? The thread is called "Your favorite Disney quotes/dialogue" for a reason.

But I agree, those are good quotes.

albert

[Marce82]

Hmmm...two quotes come to mind:

- From Aladdin...right after the genie saves him from drowning, they hug and on their way back to the palace the genie says "Im kinda fond of ya kid...not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything". A GAY joke?? in a disney film??

- THis one is a bit of a stretch...cause it comes from the spanish dub of sleeping beauty. When the fairies start to make Briar Rose her presents (sans wands) Flora says to Marryweather "you'll be the model, doesnt matter that you are fat"

:)

[MJW]

Thought I would revive this topic instead of creating a new one...

I thought the line "Did I mumble, Mother?" from Tangled near the end was particularly powerful! I think it summed up Rapunzel's newfound feelings for her "mother" pretty well while still being short and sweet.

[TonyWDA]

Thought I would revive this topic instead of creating a new one...

I thought the line "Did I mumble, Mother?" from Tangled near the end was particularly powerful! I think it summed up Rapunzel's newfound feelings for her "mother" pretty well while still being short and sweet.

I have to admit, that line reduced me to an "oh shoot" under my breath when she said it. Mother Gothel's stunned expression made it all the more convincing too. =|

[Lazario]

I really need to re-watch The Love Bug, but I've always loved that line (I think this is the exact quote):

"That rotten car is driving me PIFFY!"

[Tristy]

Madame Medusa: Snoops, you don't have a way with children. You must gain their confidence, make them like you.
Snoops: Yeah? Well, how do ya do that?
Medusa: YOU FORCE THEM TO LIKE YOU, IDIOT!!

Jafar: You will order the princess to marry me.
Sultan: I will order the princess to...but you're so old!

The Coachman: Give a bad boy enough rope and he'll soon make a jackass out of himself. (Gee. This guy really is the master of foreshadowing isn't he?)

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.

Definitely agree about the "Did I mumble Mother?" especially when she goes "Or should i call you that?" in that low defiant voice.

Jack Skellington: They kiss. Why that looks so unique. Inspired!!

Mrs. Banks: I'm sorry, dear, but when I chose Katie Nana, I thought she would be firm with the children. She looked so solemn and cross.
George Banks: My dear, never confuse efficiency with a liver complaint.

Tiana: I got news for you shadow man! It's not slime! It's mucus! (So cheesy but I love it!)

Kaa: I'm not like those so-called fair-weather friends of yours. You can believe in me.

Cogsworth's rant about the "flowers chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep".

Roger Rabbit: Listen, my philosophy is this. If you don't have a sense of humor, you're better off dead.

[jpanimation]

Jafar: "You're speechless, I see... A fine quality in a wife."

This and...

- From Aladdin...right after the genie saves him from drowning, they hug and on their way back to the palace the genie says "Im kinda fond of ya kid...not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything". A GAY joke?? in a disney film??

This.

Add to that the original lyrics sung during 'Arabian Nights' song that never made it out of the theatrical showings: "Where they cut off your ear If they don't like your face, It's barbaric, but hey, it's home."

Now you have a sexist joke, a gay joke, and a racist joke, things that wouldn't gel with Disney's current internal Hayes Office, were it being made today. As a kid, I didn't understand any of these jokes but as an adult, I laugh (Jafar's sexist line cracks me up every time).

Cogsworth's rant about the "flowers chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep".

Another line that went right over my head as a kid but had me laughing upon revisiting it for the first time recently. A lot of these great lines are improved by the actors.

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.

An truth is found in this incoherent blathering.

Roger Rabbit: Listen, my philosophy is this. If you don't have a sense of humor, you're better off dead.

Got to agree with this.

[Miss Jo]

I think Hercules has just about the funniest quotes of any Disney movie (except Toy Story). I love pretty much every quote on this page: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Hercules. But this one is my favourite:

Meg: "Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends."

[Tristy]

Oh. Forgot to put some others up:

Philip: Now Father you're living in the past. This is the 14th century. Nowadays--
Hubert: Nowadays, I'm still the king and I command you to come to your senses.
Philip: And marry the girl i love.
Hubert: Exactly!

Phoebus: Feels like a 1470 burguendy (sp?). Not a good year.

I am not a big fan of the Pirates sequels but I do like this line:

Davy Jones: Ah love! A dreadful bond. And yet, so easily severed.

[Semaj]

Pinocchio:

Pinocchio: "He's my conscience. He tells me what's right and wrong."
Lampwick: "What?! You mean to tell me you take orders from a grasshopper?"
Jiminy Cricket: "Grasshopper?! Look here you impudent young pup, it wouldn't hurt you to take orders from your grasshopp-- your conscience, if ya had one!"

Alice in Wonderland:

Caterpillar/Butterfly: "By the way, I have a few more helpful hints: One side will make you grow taller..."
Alice: "One side of what?"
Butterfly: "...and the other side will make you grow shorter."
Alice: "The other side of what?"
Butterfly: "THE MUSHROOM, OF COURSE!!!"

Beauty and the Beast:

Beast: "You can't stay in there forever!"
Belle: "Yes I can."
Beast: "Fine! Then go ahead and STAAAAARRRRRVE!!!!
If she doesn't eat with me, she doesn't eat at all!"

The Emperor's New Groove:

Kuzco: "No, it can't be! How did you get back here before us?"
Yzma: "Uh.....how did we, Kronk?"
Kronk: "Ya got me; by all accounts, it doesn't make sense."
Yzma: "Oh well..."

The Princess and the Frog:

Prince Naveen: "One minute I am a prince, charming and handsome, cutting a rug, and the next thing I know, I'm tripping over these!"

[Disneyphile]

This is from a teaser trailer, not the actual film, but still funny.

Remy: (to the screen) This is me. I think it’s apparent that I need to rethink my life a little bit. I can’t help myself. I… I like good food, ok? And… good food is… hard for a rat to find!
Django: (voice off) It wouldn’t be so hard to find, if you weren’t so picky!
Remy: I don’t wanna eat garbage, dad! (sees Emile munching on a mystery object) (incredulously) What is that?
Emile: I don't really know.
Remy: You don't know, aaaaand you're eating it.
Emile: Ya know, once you can sort of, *muscle* your way past the gag reflex, all kinds of food possibilities open up.
Remy: (back to the screen) *This* is what I'm talking about!

[BwayJ]

More to come, but for now...

The Princess and the Frog
Darnell: Pa! Did you hear that suspicious thud?

Tangled
Hook-Hand: Go. Live your dream.
Flynn: I will.
Hook-Hand: Your dream stinks. I was talkin' to her.

Flynn: ...And I'm not going to ask about the frog.
Rapunzel: Chameleon.
Flynn: Nuance.

[Disney's Divinity]

Alice in Wonderland:

Caterpillar/Butterfly: "By the way, I have a few more helpful hints: One side will make you grow taller..."
Alice: "One side of what?"
Butterfly: "...and the other side will make you grow shorter."
Alice: "The other side of what?"
Butterfly: "THE MUSHROOM, OF COURSE!!!"

The Emperor's New Groove:

Kuzco: "No, it can't be! How did you get back here before us?"
Yzma: "Uh.....how did we, Kronk?"
Kronk: "Ya got me; by all accounts, it doesn't make sense."
Yzma: "Oh well..."

Reading this thread, I realized I completely forgot about the Cheshire Cat and Kronk when making some of my lists in the Top 10 thread.

Oh, and Gothel had several good quotes in Tangled.

Gothel: Rapunzel, please, stop with the mumbling--you know how I feel about the mumbling! Blah blah blah blah, it's very annoying. I'm teasing, you're adorable. I love you very much, darling.

Plus, the whole "Look, you're here, too" commercial makes me laugh every time.

[BwayJ]

One Hundred and One Dalmatians:
Horace: I don't like it, Jasper. One more pinch and they'll throw the keys away.

(Horace and Jasper are pretending to be electric inspectors)
Nanny: Oh, but we didn't call for any inspection.
Jasper: Oh, yes, well, my, no, you see, there's a new act that's just been passed in Parliament, comes under the hearing of the Defence of the Realm Act. It's Article Four, Section Twenty-Nine, it's the law, and it's for your own safety, ma'am.
Nanny: Well, I don't care what Parliament, Realm or whatever it is says. You're not coming in here. Not with the mister and the missus gone.

Horace: Hey, Jasper! (mouth full) Come on, now. Give us a swig! (swallows) Just a short one.
Jasper: Now, Horace, this here hogwash ain't fit for a fancy bloke like yourself. Besides, you'd get crumbs in it, you cabbagehead!
Horace: All right. Guzzle the whole works, and I hope it gives you collywobbles, that's what!

The Jungle Book:
Colonel Hathi: Wipe off that silly grin, soldier. This is the army!

The Love Bug
Thorndyke: I don't care how cracked your father's rice bowl is!

Havershaw: Mmm. You know something about champagne, sir?
Thorndyke: Havershaw, if you tell me that the bubbles tickle your nose, I shall probably kill you![/i]

[Sky Syndrome]

A Goofy Movie
Max: My life's a living he-
Lester Mascot: Hello, little buddy! Who's your favorite possum?
Max: Don't touch me!
Lester Mascot: Aw, why such a long face? You're so sad! Boo hoo hoo! I know! You need a big hug from Lester!
Max: Don't even think about it!
Lester Mascot: See? Now you feel all good inside!
Max: Beat it, doofus!

The Great Mouse Detective
Dawson: Basil... Olivia. Olivia, she-she's...
Basil: She's gone, Dawson! Confound it! I told you to watch over the girl. Now she's been spirited away by that maniacal little monster. Soon to be in the clutches of the most depraved mind in all of London! I should have known better than to... than to... Um, eh, Dawson?... Dawson?... I say, Dawson, old chap?
Dawson: Oh, ah, poor girl. I should have watched her more closely.
Basil: Don't worry, old fellow. Uh, it's not entirely hopeless. We'll get her back.

The Princess and the Frog
Dr. Facilier: Gentlemen! Enchanté. A tip of the hat from Dr. Facilier. How y'all doin'?

Dr. Facilier: Were I a bettin' man - and I'm not, I stay away from games of chance - I'd wager I'm in the company of visiting royalty!

Dr. Facilier: Aren't you tired of living on the margins while all those fat cats in their fancy cars don't give you so much as a sideways glance?

Aladdin
Aladdin: Look at that, Abu. It's not every day that you see a horse with two rear ends.

Cave of Wonders: Know this: only one may enter here. One whose worth lies far within. The Diamond in the Rough.

Cave of Wonders: Who disturbs my slumber?
Aladdin: Uh, it is I. Aladdin.
Cave of Wonders: Proceed. Touch nothing but the lamp.

Cave of Wonders: Infidels!!!
Abu: Uh, oh.
Cave of Wonders: You have touched the forbidden treasure!!! Now, now you will never again see the light of day!!!