Princesses and heroines's Unenchanted Tales

[Flanger-Hanger]

Zac: So all I have to do is just go in there, tell the CEO *Snow White screams* that you juts want some merchandise with your face on it?

Eilonwy: Coffee mugs preferably.

Prudence: T-shirts especially. Good luck.

*Zac enters CEO's [Snow White screams even during narration?! Geeze] office*

CEO: What are you doing out of your cage!? Your next press conference isn't until 4pm!

Zac: Hey, um listen, I was just wondering if you could make more merchandise with other more obscure Disney characters.

CEO: What!!? *cigar falls out of mouth*

Zac: Well, you know, kids today would really like to see more stuff with them. And hey, who knows about kids more than I do, right? You could make lots of money. You do like money right?

CEO: *dollar signs pop up in his mouth* money? *"Money, Money" from Cabaret begins to play*

Zac: That's it, just dream of the money.

CEO: *continuing* money...

Prudence: It's going to work!

*Gizmoduck suddenly pops in, ruing the CE....no screaming? Alright. Anyway, he completely disrups his good mood*

Gizmoduck: I FOUND A SOLUTION! You PAINT them orange!

CEO: What are you doing in here!?

Eilonwy: Oh crap.

Gizmoduck: It's brilliant don't you think!?

CEO: It's a plot! All of you, get out of my office! Guards!

*playing card soldiers, Maleficent's goons, and Nero and Brutus burst in through the door*

Prudence: Were trapped!

Eilonwy: *To Zac* Do something!

Zac: What, look pretty?

Eilonwy: Ugh, useless!

CEO: Get them!

*his minions race towards our helpless individuals*

Prudence: Gizmoduck, your supposed to help right now!

Gizmoduck: I wonder if the have any purple bricks?

*meanwhile wherever Frou Frou and Rita are*

Frou Frou: *watching Rita do a puzzle* No, no you look for the corner pieces first.

Rita: Do you want to do it or...wait what's that?

Frou Frou: I don't hear anything.

Rita: Of course not your a horse, you don't have extra sensitive hearing like I do. Sounds like the rest of the group could use our help.

Frou Frou: I'll get my hat!

Rita: We need to get all the action fighting Disney characters available. Dick Tracy.

Frou Frou: he's busy.

Rita: Darkwing Duck?

Frou Frou: still struggling to get out of Launchpad's broken plane.

Rita: Goliath?

Frou Frou: It's still daylight.

Rita: Then who do we get?

*just then, and with James Horner's score playing the Rocketeer blurts into the CEOooo crap [Snow White screams] office and kicks the crap out of all the guards with his awesome karate chop action, gun and sheer amazingness*

The Rocketeer: You OK guys?

Rest of group: yes.

Zac: Wow, I can't believe I just did a scene with Neville Sinclair!

*Eilonwy and Prudence both slap Zac*

Rita: Hey, he did it! Look!

Frou Frou: When did we get a TV in here again?

The Rocketeer: You better start paying attention to other characters 'cause you never know who great and wonderful they are, until they kick the crap out of you.

CEO: Aright! I'll do as you wish.

Group: YA!!!

Gizmoduck: Megablocks! How I loathe Megablocks!

Eilonwy: Well were a success Pru! Now I'll be a part of the official Princess line. What will you do?

Prudence: Well I hear that Bambi needs a new secretary and since I don't make a difference between human and animal royalty I think I'll like a new job.

Eilonwy: Just watch out for Gaston and his hunting expeditions. What do you think will happen to Zac?

*Zac is seen walking outside very much happy to be free. Suddenly a car pulls up with various Disney Princes*

Eric: Hey there Zac!

Charming: Call me!

Phillip: Forget him, I could show you a better time! Like we had once upon a dream.

Aladdin: Hey, I'm closer to his age then you are! I'm sure he prefers younger guys anyway.

Edward: I got the new Madonna CD boys!

Zac: *looking very much scared* I miss my cage.







THE END

Hope you all liked my crappy, stupid, weird story.

[PrincePhillipFan]

Great story, Flanger-Hanger! The idea of just thinking of a Snow White scream continually popping up still makes me chuckle.

[Disney Duster]

Wow, it actually had an ending! That was great! The best part - CEOooo crap! I loved it! The saga is complete! Though I think Zac would like it out there with those handsome princes.

[Flanger-Hanger]

Well I thought about having a different ending like Zac saying "I'm SO glad I'm not in the cage anymore!" with Cage=closet, but I thought the other one was funnier. Also I thought about Zac first entering the room with the CEO saying that "Nobody cares about him anymore, it's all about Lucas Grabel" or something like that.

Glad you all enjoyed it! Though I do wonder what Prudy's opinion is since the selection of characters was based on her favorites (sans Gizmoduck).

Edit: Wow 5 parts plus one mini episode. That's a long story, though not as detailed as some of the others here.

[Ariel'sprince]

Well I think the stepsisters just go to the wedding, maybe to get Cinderella to give them something or just be at the palace and have a good time and that's when the birds peck out their eyes.

In the Perrault version, Cinderella actually forgives them and gives them rooms in the castle and helps them find men to marry.

I liked Jasmine's, though it was actually a little confusing but I still got most of it and it was funny. The best part was Jasmine attacked the prince, not Rajah! I also especially liked Jafar being the Snack of the Desert!

I'll post if I have a lot of time and get ideas.

Oh,then it makes senese.
The Perrault version is a little lame with her helping her sisters like this and I agree with Pap64.
I"m glad that you liked Jasmine .
Okay .
Flanger-Hanger,you story is really funny and the ending is priceless Snow White screaming was funny,I whould loved to know what happens to Elionwy after she joins the Princess line,she might get an Enchanted Tale? .

[schoollover]

Heres another version of eilwonys unenchanted tales

Hi, I'm Eilwony from the black cauldron. I am in love with the hottest guy ever, Gurgi. He started to annoy this boy Taran who is kind of cute but so poor and annoying. Gurgi is so nice, compssionate, smart, and cute.had to pretend that I actually liked Taran so that he wouldn't leave me alone in the woods to die. After we defeated the horned king,I got my royal power back and banished Taran,Henry, and that wierd harp playing old guy to the forest to die like he might have done to me if I was a bitch.... which I am
After that I married Gurgi And we lived Happily ever after .

the end.

[Prudence]

Glad you all enjoyed it! Though I do wonder what Prudy's opinion is since the selection of characters was based on her favorites (sans Gizmoduck).

Hi there! I'm very honored and entertained! You're an amusing person! I am horrible at writing reviews! That is why I do not write reviews! You're right, I'd fork over doubloons for Prudence t-shirts. I've had designs in mind for years, too.

[Flanger-Hanger]

Hi there! I'm very honored and entertained! You're an amusing person! I am horrible at writing reviews! That is why I do not write reviews! You're right, I'd fork over doubloons for Prudence t-shirts. I've had designs in mind for years, too.

Were did you get freakin' doubloons from? I have a hard enough time finding dollars and cents.

Anyway, I'm glad you liked it. Your emoticon says more than words ever could.

[Prudence]

Hi there! I'm very honored and entertained! You're an amusing person! I am horrible at writing reviews! That is why I do not write reviews! You're right, I'd fork over doubloons for Prudence t-shirts. I've had designs in mind for years, too.

Were did you get freakin' doubloons from? I have a hard enough time finding dollars and cents.

Anyway, I'm glad you liked it. Your emoticon says more than words ever could.

The bait shop holds all kinds of treasures if you scourge hard enough through it, including freakin' doubloons.