Princesses and heroines's Unenchanted Tales
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Princesses and heroines's Unenchanted Tales
what if the princesses and heroines wasn't that good hearted women? in the game you wirte stories of the Disney princesses and heroines that they are using the good characters for what they want and they fall in love with the villan,i'll wirth 3 stories that you'll see what to wirth.
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Princesses and Heroines's Enchanted Tales
I like this idea! Could you do me a favor? It's just something that's bothering me. In your post, could you change herones to heroines and wirth to write? That also goes for the title, it should be spelled as Heroines.
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yay!Disney Duster wrote:I like this idea! Could you do me a favor? It's just something that's bothering me. In your post, could you change herones to heroines and wirth to write? That also goes for the title, it should be spelled as Heroines.
and i changed those mistakes (i"m not amrican).
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Aurora:
"my name is Aurora,and my name was once Briar Rose,i hate this name becouse it make me sounds stupit,and i hate to dance,sing and pick barries,anyway in my 16th birthday i was sure my aunts Flora,Founa and Meryweater will throw a little party for me but no,they sent me to do the thing i most hate-pick barries but i noticed they want to keep me out of the house so i went to pick barries but i was still angry becouse later we had to go to the castle becouse some princess returned from africa or something and i started to make fun of the princess and i sang and then some animales came,i was happy i like animales (as coats),i looked to see someone who can make coats from them,and then i saw the man of my dreams-an incredibley handsome raven! but then he flyed away and i was sad and came then some freak who told me he met me in a dream or such nonesne,i noticed he was insane so i started to go home but then he grabed my hand and he danced and sang with me so i went home "but wait!" he called "when will i see you again" i remebered that we had to go to the castle to see that princess so i told him "come to a gottech in the middle of the forset in the night" and i went home,when i got home my aunts made me a cake and beautiful dress,but then they explained me i was the princess and they rised my beocuse there was some witch who cursed my that i'll die in my 16th birthday and blah blah blah,i explained them about the raven but they told me i was betrode to a prince,i went to my room and i cried,but i cheer up becouse now that i"m a princess i can have castles and princes,then my aunts left me alone,i went to a tower where i met a witch that i so wanted her to be my mother,she told me not to touch that wodden thingy but i allready touched it,when i waked up i discoverd that the freak i met earlier waked my up and he was my betrode! i throwed him from the balcany,i stole my aunts's wond and i put everyone in the kingdom (incloding my aunts) in a cage and i married my handsome raven and we lived happily ever after".
"my name is Aurora,and my name was once Briar Rose,i hate this name becouse it make me sounds stupit,and i hate to dance,sing and pick barries,anyway in my 16th birthday i was sure my aunts Flora,Founa and Meryweater will throw a little party for me but no,they sent me to do the thing i most hate-pick barries but i noticed they want to keep me out of the house so i went to pick barries but i was still angry becouse later we had to go to the castle becouse some princess returned from africa or something and i started to make fun of the princess and i sang and then some animales came,i was happy i like animales (as coats),i looked to see someone who can make coats from them,and then i saw the man of my dreams-an incredibley handsome raven! but then he flyed away and i was sad and came then some freak who told me he met me in a dream or such nonesne,i noticed he was insane so i started to go home but then he grabed my hand and he danced and sang with me so i went home "but wait!" he called "when will i see you again" i remebered that we had to go to the castle to see that princess so i told him "come to a gottech in the middle of the forset in the night" and i went home,when i got home my aunts made me a cake and beautiful dress,but then they explained me i was the princess and they rised my beocuse there was some witch who cursed my that i'll die in my 16th birthday and blah blah blah,i explained them about the raven but they told me i was betrode to a prince,i went to my room and i cried,but i cheer up becouse now that i"m a princess i can have castles and princes,then my aunts left me alone,i went to a tower where i met a witch that i so wanted her to be my mother,she told me not to touch that wodden thingy but i allready touched it,when i waked up i discoverd that the freak i met earlier waked my up and he was my betrode! i throwed him from the balcany,i stole my aunts's wond and i put everyone in the kingdom (incloding my aunts) in a cage and i married my handsome raven and we lived happily ever after".
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Pocahontas:
"my name is Pocahontas,my father is the indian chife,one day i saw a ship and i knew in a ship there's the two thing i like the most-gold and food,i sneak into the ship but then came someone handsome and sexy-Ratcliffe,"who are you?" he asked,"Pocahontas" i told him,"Pocahontas? what a beautiful name" he told me,we sited in the sunset and talked about the thing we love the most-gold and food but he explained there's some guy named Jhon Smith who wants peace betowen the indians and british people,i toled i"ll take care of this Smith,day later i met Smith and i explaind him that every rock and creater has a life and a spirit and such nonsense like that mad woman who thinks she's a tree told me once and i made him thinks we are idiotes who think that corn is gold and i think he fall in love with me! anyway,the day later we talked in the forset and i had to kiss him (which is like kissing an old man if you really want to know) and Kokoham tried to kill Smith but some dork killed him,i told some soliders of my father that Smith killed Kokoham and tried to still our food,they captured him and father told me that he'll be dead the next day i went to Smith and lied to him that i"m sorry and he said i had nothing to be sorry about (he didn't i told my father's soliders that he killed Kokohem) and now that he was out of the way me and my true love (Ratcliffe) can steal to gold and go back to london where there are a lot of gold,i didn't know where the gold is so i went to my father so i can ask him and he thought i came to rescue Smith and he released him! my true love shoted him but then those british pigs tied him up,gagged him and put him on a boat! i went to a mountain and yalled at them but that stupit Smith thought i toled him good bye! today my true love send me letters and i send him too".
"my name is Pocahontas,my father is the indian chife,one day i saw a ship and i knew in a ship there's the two thing i like the most-gold and food,i sneak into the ship but then came someone handsome and sexy-Ratcliffe,"who are you?" he asked,"Pocahontas" i told him,"Pocahontas? what a beautiful name" he told me,we sited in the sunset and talked about the thing we love the most-gold and food but he explained there's some guy named Jhon Smith who wants peace betowen the indians and british people,i toled i"ll take care of this Smith,day later i met Smith and i explaind him that every rock and creater has a life and a spirit and such nonsense like that mad woman who thinks she's a tree told me once and i made him thinks we are idiotes who think that corn is gold and i think he fall in love with me! anyway,the day later we talked in the forset and i had to kiss him (which is like kissing an old man if you really want to know) and Kokoham tried to kill Smith but some dork killed him,i told some soliders of my father that Smith killed Kokoham and tried to still our food,they captured him and father told me that he'll be dead the next day i went to Smith and lied to him that i"m sorry and he said i had nothing to be sorry about (he didn't i told my father's soliders that he killed Kokohem) and now that he was out of the way me and my true love (Ratcliffe) can steal to gold and go back to london where there are a lot of gold,i didn't know where the gold is so i went to my father so i can ask him and he thought i came to rescue Smith and he released him! my true love shoted him but then those british pigs tied him up,gagged him and put him on a boat! i went to a mountain and yalled at them but that stupit Smith thought i toled him good bye! today my true love send me letters and i send him too".
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Belle:
"my name is belle,i live in a village far away,my papa is making some machines so he makes money and with the money i buy clothes,one day i saw my true love-he's name his Lafo,he's so hot and handsome but then came that stupit Gaston who allways want me to merry him,i allway tell him no,one day i asked papa to bring money so i can take Lafo to a date,he told me he had to go to some contest and i knew that if i"ll stay home he"ll bring me money for sure (sometimes he asking me what do i do with the money and he dosn't give me more money if i"m not telling him) so i stayed home,Gaston once again asked me and i throwed out of the house,then i heard a hourse so i know papa was coming,i went to the hill to see if he came but he wasn't,i mean,it was philip but papa wasn't there which mean-no money! i was worried and asked him where's papa,i rided on him and we came to an old castle where i saw papa,some hairy man toled me that if i want papa to go i need to stay in the castle insted of him,i agreed (the money) but then the hairy man out papa in a carrige and i didn't got the money! i was so sad and criend,the hairy man showed me my room,when everyone went asleep i sneak and looked for the vault so i can take all of the money but some talking objactes sang and danced for me i asked them where's the vault but they showed my some rooms so i went to the hairy man's room where i found a pretty rose i wanted to steal it but the hairy man saw me so i went away and some stupit wolfes broght me a stick and they wanted me to throw it and they'll pick it up,i took the stick and tried to make them go away,they chew the stick and the hariy man thought they attaked me and i was figthing them,he made a coats from them and i decieded to merry him beocuse i"ll a rich queen and i liked hairy men,so we fall in love,we had to feed those stupit birds and we danced and i was wearing an ugly golden dress,i wanted to know if papa borght me the money so he showed me papa and papa looked for me and fainted,i toled the hairy man i was worried about papa and such nonsense and he said i can go,i broght papa home but some ugly guy said that if i won't merry gaston he'll send papa away so i told him "yeah right,i won't get money!" Gastone locked us and went to kill the hairy man but chif helped us escape,i went to the castle,i throwed Cogswort on Gastone and Gastone fell (and finally Cogswort shuted up),i kissed the hairy man and he became and ugly prince,today i banished him and those talking object to the stupit village where i used to live and now i am the queen and i take a lot of money from my people and i live happily ever after".
"my name is belle,i live in a village far away,my papa is making some machines so he makes money and with the money i buy clothes,one day i saw my true love-he's name his Lafo,he's so hot and handsome but then came that stupit Gaston who allways want me to merry him,i allway tell him no,one day i asked papa to bring money so i can take Lafo to a date,he told me he had to go to some contest and i knew that if i"ll stay home he"ll bring me money for sure (sometimes he asking me what do i do with the money and he dosn't give me more money if i"m not telling him) so i stayed home,Gaston once again asked me and i throwed out of the house,then i heard a hourse so i know papa was coming,i went to the hill to see if he came but he wasn't,i mean,it was philip but papa wasn't there which mean-no money! i was worried and asked him where's papa,i rided on him and we came to an old castle where i saw papa,some hairy man toled me that if i want papa to go i need to stay in the castle insted of him,i agreed (the money) but then the hairy man out papa in a carrige and i didn't got the money! i was so sad and criend,the hairy man showed me my room,when everyone went asleep i sneak and looked for the vault so i can take all of the money but some talking objactes sang and danced for me i asked them where's the vault but they showed my some rooms so i went to the hairy man's room where i found a pretty rose i wanted to steal it but the hairy man saw me so i went away and some stupit wolfes broght me a stick and they wanted me to throw it and they'll pick it up,i took the stick and tried to make them go away,they chew the stick and the hariy man thought they attaked me and i was figthing them,he made a coats from them and i decieded to merry him beocuse i"ll a rich queen and i liked hairy men,so we fall in love,we had to feed those stupit birds and we danced and i was wearing an ugly golden dress,i wanted to know if papa borght me the money so he showed me papa and papa looked for me and fainted,i toled the hairy man i was worried about papa and such nonsense and he said i can go,i broght papa home but some ugly guy said that if i won't merry gaston he'll send papa away so i told him "yeah right,i won't get money!" Gastone locked us and went to kill the hairy man but chif helped us escape,i went to the castle,i throwed Cogswort on Gastone and Gastone fell (and finally Cogswort shuted up),i kissed the hairy man and he became and ugly prince,today i banished him and those talking object to the stupit village where i used to live and now i am the queen and i take a lot of money from my people and i live happily ever after".
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Ariel:
"my name is Ariel,i"m a mermaid and i leave in atlantica and in the ocean,i want to get out of here becouse it's boring and those waters are making my hair looks bad,one day i found some human stuff and asked the insane seagulle who much money are they worth,he toled me that they worth a lot but i remebered i had a concert so i had to go back home,i missed it and went to my cave where there are all my treasure that worth a lot of money i saw a ship and i thought that there are money i can take from the ship but insted i found my true love-Grimsby! but then a storm and that prince Grimsby is helping him got drwone so i decided to rescue him and then Grimsby will be with me,i rescued him and sang to him so he'll wake up,he woked up but then he falled in love with me! i went back to the ocean and Sebastian tried to convinse me to stay in the ocean,Flounder found Eric statue so Grimsby will be with me but daddy destroyed my treasures,2 eels toled me that Ursula the sea witch can help me,i went to ursula and she turned me into a human but i gave her my voice so i can bee a human,Grimsby fall in love with me too but he told me that i need to go with Eric to the kingdom and then we can be togather,i agrred and we were around kingdom but when we were on a boat the Eric tried to kiss me! but with help from the eels he fall from the boat,Ursula turned into a human and merried him but the insane seagulle tried t attake her,i stopped him but Ursula's shell was broken and i turned back into a mermaid and got my voice back,i fall to the ocean and Ursula and Eric jummped too,Ursula made a giant wave and banished Eric away,daddy turned me back into a human and Grimsby and i got married and Ursula merried Sebastian and everyone were in our wedding,Eric came to the ship and i pushed him to the sea and Grimsby and i lived happy ever after".
"my name is Ariel,i"m a mermaid and i leave in atlantica and in the ocean,i want to get out of here becouse it's boring and those waters are making my hair looks bad,one day i found some human stuff and asked the insane seagulle who much money are they worth,he toled me that they worth a lot but i remebered i had a concert so i had to go back home,i missed it and went to my cave where there are all my treasure that worth a lot of money i saw a ship and i thought that there are money i can take from the ship but insted i found my true love-Grimsby! but then a storm and that prince Grimsby is helping him got drwone so i decided to rescue him and then Grimsby will be with me,i rescued him and sang to him so he'll wake up,he woked up but then he falled in love with me! i went back to the ocean and Sebastian tried to convinse me to stay in the ocean,Flounder found Eric statue so Grimsby will be with me but daddy destroyed my treasures,2 eels toled me that Ursula the sea witch can help me,i went to ursula and she turned me into a human but i gave her my voice so i can bee a human,Grimsby fall in love with me too but he told me that i need to go with Eric to the kingdom and then we can be togather,i agrred and we were around kingdom but when we were on a boat the Eric tried to kiss me! but with help from the eels he fall from the boat,Ursula turned into a human and merried him but the insane seagulle tried t attake her,i stopped him but Ursula's shell was broken and i turned back into a mermaid and got my voice back,i fall to the ocean and Ursula and Eric jummped too,Ursula made a giant wave and banished Eric away,daddy turned me back into a human and Grimsby and i got married and Ursula merried Sebastian and everyone were in our wedding,Eric came to the ship and i pushed him to the sea and Grimsby and i lived happy ever after".
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Princesses and Heroines's Enchanted Tales
These are GENIUS!!!! These are so good, you really have a good imagination, creativity, ability to see different sides to things! Have you ever read the My Side of the Story books? These are like the opposite of those, where the heroines have a mean side like the villains have a good side. These are even better than those books! I'd buy these in a heartbeat!My favorite one of yours is Aurora's story because she falls in love with the raven and puts everyone in a cage!
These are so good, it's all so good! I love everything! Especially good twists were Pocahontas trying to get John Smith killed, Belle crying because she didn't get her father's money, and Ursula trying to help Ariel nab Grimsby!
Is anyone allowed to do some? Can I do Cinderella? Can we do some princesses you already did?
Hey maybe we could call these Unchanted Tales, because they aren't the usual enchanting stories we know!
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thanksDisney Duster wrote:
My favorite one of yours is Aurora's story because she falls in love with the raven and puts everyone in a cage!
These are so good, it's all so good! I love everything! Especially good twists were Pocahontas trying to get John Smith killed, Belle crying because she didn't get her father's money, and Ursula trying to help Ariel nab Grimsby!
Is anyone allowed to do some? Can I do Cinderella? Can we do some princesses you already did?
Hey maybe we could call these Unchanted Tales, because they aren't the usual enchanting stories we know!
i"m so happy you loved it .i happy you loved it
.of course,everyone can,you can do Cinderella
and i"ll change it .speaking of My Side Of The Story-when i had a vaction to Turkey before 2 years (since 2003 i go there every summer) i saw the Ariel\Ursula book but it was in turkish so i didn't bought it and now i don't where to find them.
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Jasmine:
"my name is princess Jasmine,i live in Agrabah which is a broing desered kingdom and if i wasn't the princess i wouldn't lived there,anyway one day my father some dork prince,he was so stupit so i attacked him,and the only he left was part of his boxeres,father was angry so i toled him Rajah (some stupit tiger i got when i was 3 years old,i never liked him) attacked him,he was angry on Rajah insted,he toled i needed to choose a guy to merry with until my 18th birthday,so i toled them if that's the law then mybe i don't want to be a princess anymore (of course i wasn't serious,if they'll try to banish me from the palace thier fate will worse then the prince's fate) so i thought about it and i remebered the man of my dreams-Jafar! i wanted to tell how much i love but he was sad,some thife named Roladdin or whatever (i didn't payed attation,i was busy about thinking of me and my true love hagging on a magic carpet) is making mess around Agrabah so i toled him i"ll capture him,i toled Razole the gured where we'll meet and i'll bring Roladdin there,i dressed up as a homeless girl and i met Roladdin,he didn't had money even for a shirt and he had a sick monkey,we went to the place where i toled Razole to go and there Roladdin tried to kiss me! luckley the gureds came to capture him,and i keep pretend and i "ran" away,Razole captured Roladdin at last and he toled about Jafar so i toled him i"ll talk to Jafar and Roladdin was so shocked when he found it i was the princess,i talked to Jafar but Razoule didn't tell him i was the one who captured Roladdin so i asked him why he captured him (mybe he'll understand that way) he said father put him in charge of those thing in Agrabah,he toled Roladdin will be dead tomrrow,i walked away to make Jafar shocked and he was,father make a meeting betwen us so i can talk to Jafar and i toled i"ll get ride of snaks like him when i"ll be a queen (it's our sceret nicknames-mine was jewele of the Agrabah and Jafar's was snack of the desert) and Jafar understanded what i mean but father didn't and i was angry,later Jafar toled father that by some law i can merry Jafar and he tried harder i was so happy and i deceided to say no for every prince so i'll merry Jafar but then came some prince and father was happy i was angry about the prince and walked away,later that prince tried to talked to me,i had it and i told him to jump from the balcany,he did but a giant bee said she'll sting me so i screamed "no!" and the stupit prince came! i told him we'll ride on a magic carpet and when we were on the carped i pushed him and he fall to the ocean and i also found out that he was Roladdin,i saw some lamp and i keeped it,i went back to the palace but the prince came back,i had it,i toled jafar how i love him,he told me he felt the same way too,we took father and Roladdin to cave that shaped like a tiger and Jafar and i rieded on a magic carpet and we live happily ever after".
"my name is princess Jasmine,i live in Agrabah which is a broing desered kingdom and if i wasn't the princess i wouldn't lived there,anyway one day my father some dork prince,he was so stupit so i attacked him,and the only he left was part of his boxeres,father was angry so i toled him Rajah (some stupit tiger i got when i was 3 years old,i never liked him) attacked him,he was angry on Rajah insted,he toled i needed to choose a guy to merry with until my 18th birthday,so i toled them if that's the law then mybe i don't want to be a princess anymore (of course i wasn't serious,if they'll try to banish me from the palace thier fate will worse then the prince's fate) so i thought about it and i remebered the man of my dreams-Jafar! i wanted to tell how much i love but he was sad,some thife named Roladdin or whatever (i didn't payed attation,i was busy about thinking of me and my true love hagging on a magic carpet) is making mess around Agrabah so i toled him i"ll capture him,i toled Razole the gured where we'll meet and i'll bring Roladdin there,i dressed up as a homeless girl and i met Roladdin,he didn't had money even for a shirt and he had a sick monkey,we went to the place where i toled Razole to go and there Roladdin tried to kiss me! luckley the gureds came to capture him,and i keep pretend and i "ran" away,Razole captured Roladdin at last and he toled about Jafar so i toled him i"ll talk to Jafar and Roladdin was so shocked when he found it i was the princess,i talked to Jafar but Razoule didn't tell him i was the one who captured Roladdin so i asked him why he captured him (mybe he'll understand that way) he said father put him in charge of those thing in Agrabah,he toled Roladdin will be dead tomrrow,i walked away to make Jafar shocked and he was,father make a meeting betwen us so i can talk to Jafar and i toled i"ll get ride of snaks like him when i"ll be a queen (it's our sceret nicknames-mine was jewele of the Agrabah and Jafar's was snack of the desert) and Jafar understanded what i mean but father didn't and i was angry,later Jafar toled father that by some law i can merry Jafar and he tried harder i was so happy and i deceided to say no for every prince so i'll merry Jafar but then came some prince and father was happy i was angry about the prince and walked away,later that prince tried to talked to me,i had it and i told him to jump from the balcany,he did but a giant bee said she'll sting me so i screamed "no!" and the stupit prince came! i told him we'll ride on a magic carpet and when we were on the carped i pushed him and he fall to the ocean and i also found out that he was Roladdin,i saw some lamp and i keeped it,i went back to the palace but the prince came back,i had it,i toled jafar how i love him,he told me he felt the same way too,we took father and Roladdin to cave that shaped like a tiger and Jafar and i rieded on a magic carpet and we live happily ever after".
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Ariel's Prince I like this thread but i think I'll change it a bit for my post:
Prince Charming:
First, before i write anything I'd like to make one thing clear. My name is not Charming it's NED! Spelt N-E-D, I hope you all remeber that out there, god knows my kitchen wench of a wife I have can't. And speaking of her you have no idea what a night I had after she ran away from that ball. Her shoe, you know that idiotic peice of footwaer from Swaovrski, smelt SO BAD, i had to give it too that grand Duke to look after it. "Oh I'll kiss you, but i have to leave and give you my smelly peice of crap footwear to look after". Anyway i got so wasted from drinking with anger I had to tell the Duke once again to looking for the shows owner to return too. And somewhere along the way Someone said that I wnated to MARRY the person who owned the show. Who the f*** does that?! Anyway your probably wondering why I stick around with her, well it's really for appearences only not much else. I mean I'd like to have grand kids myself, but if she just stopped cleaning mabey she and I could get around to doing that. Don't get me started on her stepsisters, sometimes I'd like to just marry one of them instead to piss her off. Thank god I at least have my money too keep my happy.
Prince Charming:
First, before i write anything I'd like to make one thing clear. My name is not Charming it's NED! Spelt N-E-D, I hope you all remeber that out there, god knows my kitchen wench of a wife I have can't. And speaking of her you have no idea what a night I had after she ran away from that ball. Her shoe, you know that idiotic peice of footwaer from Swaovrski, smelt SO BAD, i had to give it too that grand Duke to look after it. "Oh I'll kiss you, but i have to leave and give you my smelly peice of crap footwear to look after". Anyway i got so wasted from drinking with anger I had to tell the Duke once again to looking for the shows owner to return too. And somewhere along the way Someone said that I wnated to MARRY the person who owned the show. Who the f*** does that?! Anyway your probably wondering why I stick around with her, well it's really for appearences only not much else. I mean I'd like to have grand kids myself, but if she just stopped cleaning mabey she and I could get around to doing that. Don't get me started on her stepsisters, sometimes I'd like to just marry one of them instead to piss her off. Thank god I at least have my money too keep my happy.
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Flanger-Hanger:your story is really funny 
but that's not what this thread is about,after we'll be done with the heronies and princesses i'll make a heroes and princes one and when we'll be done with the heroes and princeses-i"ll make one to the villans,can you make a story about a heronie or a a princess?.
but that's not what this thread is about,after we'll be done with the heronies and princesses i'll make a heroes and princes one and when we'll be done with the heroes and princeses-i"ll make one to the villans,can you make a story about a heronie or a a princess?.-
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Re: Princesses and heroines's Unenchanted Tales
Snow white:
"my name is Snow White,i live in a castle far away,one day my father the king died and he merried some slut,she was at the thorne's tower all day and i had no idea what she was doing there and i had the clean that castle,i wanted to kill her!,anyway i went to a wishing wished to kill her and i"ll be the queen and then a werido began to sang to me and he fall in love with me! so i ran away to the castle and that didn't shut him,he keeped singing,i yalled at him,that didn't help either so i went back to my room,the next day the hunter wanted to go for a walk with me,i picked up flowers so i can a poisen to put in my step mother's drink but then i heard a bird cry and i asked the hunter to make me a coat for him but he told me that the Queen to kill me or something,i don't know so i went to the forset and asked some animales to show me where i can live,we found a cottege,when we walked in i made a beautiful coat from those animales and done came into the house seven little guys and the house was belong to them,they said i can stay but if i"ll clean the house and make food i agreed and i thought how i can stop this work,on the next day when they went to work some ugly old lady knocked and gave an apple,after she left i ate it and it was groose and smelly and them i deceded to pretened i"m dead and the little guys will think the apple was poisened and i"m dead,it worked,they saw the old lady and thought she poisened me,they chase her and she fall from a cliff,after that they put me in some galls thingy with smelly flowers and the werido from earlier came and kissed me! he's kissing like an old man! anyway i went to the castle with him,the queen wasn't and she was the one who gave me the apple,today i"m the queen,i banished the werido to the little guy's gottach and locked the little guys in a mountain and i live happily ever after".
"my name is Snow White,i live in a castle far away,one day my father the king died and he merried some slut,she was at the thorne's tower all day and i had no idea what she was doing there and i had the clean that castle,i wanted to kill her!,anyway i went to a wishing wished to kill her and i"ll be the queen and then a werido began to sang to me and he fall in love with me! so i ran away to the castle and that didn't shut him,he keeped singing,i yalled at him,that didn't help either so i went back to my room,the next day the hunter wanted to go for a walk with me,i picked up flowers so i can a poisen to put in my step mother's drink but then i heard a bird cry and i asked the hunter to make me a coat for him but he told me that the Queen to kill me or something,i don't know so i went to the forset and asked some animales to show me where i can live,we found a cottege,when we walked in i made a beautiful coat from those animales and done came into the house seven little guys and the house was belong to them,they said i can stay but if i"ll clean the house and make food i agreed and i thought how i can stop this work,on the next day when they went to work some ugly old lady knocked and gave an apple,after she left i ate it and it was groose and smelly and them i deceded to pretened i"m dead and the little guys will think the apple was poisened and i"m dead,it worked,they saw the old lady and thought she poisened me,they chase her and she fall from a cliff,after that they put me in some galls thingy with smelly flowers and the werido from earlier came and kissed me! he's kissing like an old man! anyway i went to the castle with him,the queen wasn't and she was the one who gave me the apple,today i"m the queen,i banished the werido to the little guy's gottach and locked the little guys in a mountain and i live happily ever after".
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O.k. then, I look forward to the heroes and villains threads and when they are made I'll just move my post. I didn't know you were going to make another thread so I put my story here.Ariel'sprince wrote:Flanger-Hanger:your story is really funny
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allright,but can you make a story about a heroine or a princess? (what about Elionwey? you can make a story about her).Flanger-Hanger wrote:O.k. then, I look forward to the heroes and villains threads and when they are made I'll just move my post. I didn't know you were going to make another thread so I put my story here.Ariel'sprince wrote:Flanger-Hanger:your story is really funny
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Cinderella's Goofy Mussed-Ip "Evil" Story.
"My name is Cinderella. Growing up, I was my daddy's little princess. He doted on me and loved everything about me, but when he wouldn't buy me a talking squirrel, I had to slip poison in his tea. It didn't matter, since he had already remarried a very nice lady and her two ugly daughters who basically started my fan club. Too bad I wanted more than they could give me."
Oh gah, my creative juices need some more time. Have you ever read the psycho version of Cinderella in which the main heroine is a witch who slits everybody's throats?
"My name is Cinderella. Growing up, I was my daddy's little princess. He doted on me and loved everything about me, but when he wouldn't buy me a talking squirrel, I had to slip poison in his tea. It didn't matter, since he had already remarried a very nice lady and her two ugly daughters who basically started my fan club. Too bad I wanted more than they could give me."
Oh gah, my creative juices need some more time. Have you ever read the psycho version of Cinderella in which the main heroine is a witch who slits everybody's throats?
That's hot.