finally watched / re-watched my used Wes Craven Presents pick-ups. Here's the lowdown:
Wishmaster (1997),
D (I'm going to start doing my grades in bold-red, like on Darlene Conner's report card, and like Judge Alvin Valkenheiser always says, "I suggest you have yours the same way"

) : The first time I saw it, back in the 1990's (way back, that is...), I thought it wasn't half-bad. But that of course depends on what your definition of half-bad is. I've seen hundreds of decent horror movies since, and I can say with full assurance that this one is a stinker. Pure and true. The only saving grace is the acting, which is mostly decent. Although, many would argue the most important performance of all would be Andrew Divoff's as the film's evil Djinn villain. But unfortunately, it comes off as a pale immitation of both Tony Todd's Candyman (Candyman, naturally, 1992) and Billy Zane's Collector (Demon Knight, 1995). So he gives the hardest to swallow performance of all. Thankfully, the supporting cast is more than adequate. But everything else fails.
It's not overly CGI-heavy, but the KNB gore effects are overdone and shoddy, the film's numerous massacre scenes are stupid and (as Leonard Maltin noted) gratuitous, the story is seriously lacking in effect (though Peter Atkins, Hellbound: Hellraiser II, raises some interesting Genie lore in a few moments) as many scenes don't efficiently follow through on the intriguing "Devil and Daniel Webster"-like promise. It's basically a poor attempt at starting another Leprechaun-ish franchise. Which succeeded. But not for the better. The only real reasons to see this movie are for the scenes involving Shirley MacLaine / Stella Stevens look-a-like Jenny O'Hara (also happening to be the single best actor in the film) who turns in a remarkable performance in her short 4/5 minute screentime, and to pick out the many cameos from famous horror actors/personalities, including- Robert Englund (A Nightmare on Elm Street, 1984), Buck Flower (The Fog, 1980), Kane Hodder (Friday the 13th Parts VII and VIII), Tony Todd (Candyman, 1992), Ted Raimi (The Evil Dead series), Reggie Bannister and Angus Scrimm (Phantasm, 1979).
Also, John Byner has a short role in the film. He did the voice of Gurgi in Disney's
The Black Cauldron (1985).
Don't Look Down (1998),
C : It's a very attractive idea for a horror movie. But unfortunately, it goes the route of the standard, cheaply produced TV-movie that is at best a slightly above average Lifetime-styled thriller. The cast is disappointing, the music is awful, and the ending is cliched and lacks all tension. The killer's motivation is
still at question, really. But... the pacing actually helps to make the film more watchable by frequently diverting our attention away from the inadequate performers. Also, the cinematography and camerawork occasionally maximizes the exhiliration of the characters' scenarios. And there is one particularly moving dramatic scene that finally makes good use of the film's limited originality in its' score. For $4, it's worth a watch if you've ever liked a TV-movie thriller. It just needed a lot more work.
dvdjunkie wrote:The Liberals are Usually Right.
About what, and when?
I just say that to tick you off. Is it working?
