"My name is Cinderella. Growing up, I was my daddy's little princess. He doted on me and loved everything about me, but when he wouldn't buy me a talking squirrel, I had to slip poison in his tea. It didn't matter, since he had already remarried a very nice lady and her two ugly daughters who basically started my fan club. Too bad I wanted more than they could give me."
Oh gah, my creative juices need some more time. Have you ever read the psycho version of Cinderella in which the main heroine is a witch who slits everybody's throats?
lol,i loved it,and Disney Duster-you can also make a Cinderella one.
you can say she fall in love with the grand Duke or Lucifer and she puted a mouse in Drezila's tea cup or chicken food in Anastasia's bra and so on.
Falling in love with the Grand Duke is just as evil as Unenchanted Ariel's falling in love with Grimsby. In other words, it's not. Ariel should have fallen for Flotsam or Jetsam. x)
(That being said, the Grand Duke & Grimsby are much more interesting than Lucifer or the electric eels. The things I would personally do if I were animated...)
Prudence wrote:Have you ever read the psycho version of Cinderella in which the main heroine is a witch who slits everybody's throats?
No. Tell me where I can find out more about that...
Ariel'sprince wrote:Disney Duster-you can also make a Cinderella one.
Yay! Good idea about her doing secret things to her stepsisters and putting Gus in there on purpose! I'll use that...
Prudence wrote:(That being said, the Grand Duke & Grimsby are much more interesting than Lucifer or the electric eels. The things I would personally do if I were animated...)
Don't lie. Everyone knows a flying cat who lives just to torment people and live spoiled is better than some man who obeys the king just so he doesn't get killed. And Flotsam and Jetsam have the most interesting stories of all. I think we can guess Grimsby got stuck as Eric's servant who wants to do what the King and Queen tell him, but are Flotsam and Jetsam brothers? Lovers? Did one of them want to be Ursula's servant and the other one just joined to be with the other? Were they orphans taken in by Usrula? Do they secretly hope to learn Ursula's magic to overthrow her? Does she just give them a nice cave to live in? Were they once human, but transformed into eels? Yea, much more interesting. And I don't think they're electric, lest we would have seen some of that in their tactics to kill Eric.
Disney Duster-do you want to wirte a Cinderella one?.
and about Flatsome and Jastsome-don't you know they're gay? haven't you notice they had an orgey when Ariel came to Ursula's lair? well,they're! and Ursula is a man! that's why they stick around with her! she's got a trio with them!.
sick Disney! sick Disney!.
Ariel'sprince wrote:Disney Duster-do you want to wirte a Cinderella one?.
and about Flatsome and Jastsome-don't you know they're gay? haven't you notice they had an orgey when Ariel came to Ursula's lair? well,they're! and Ursula is a man! that's why they stick around with her! she's got a trio with them!.
sick Disney! sick Disney!.
Ariel'sprince wrote:
and about Flatsome and Jastsome-don't you know they're gay? haven't you notice they had an orgey when Ariel came to Ursula's lair?
sick Disney! sick Disney!.
Cinderella
Hello. My name is Cinderella, and I would like to tell you the true story of how I got into this castle. At first I had a very loving father, and Prudence, my lovely castle servant, is right, I poisoned his tea. But it's not because he wouldn't buy me a talking squirrel. I told Prudence that only some animals talk, but it's that I have the ability to talk to animals. Animals will say things if you listen, and if they want to talk to you. So anyway, I poisoned him because even though he loved me, I did not love him. I loved my mommy, because she was a female like me. But then she died and I would have killed my dad if I didn't need him to pay the bills. But then he did the most wonderful thing, he married another female with two more females of her own! Splendid! So I poisoned his tea now that I had a female paying the bills and the wonderful womanly companionship. But then my new stepmommy was mean to me, unlike my old mommy. And you know what? I liked it. It turned me on. It wasn't like the love I had for my mommy...it was a romantic, sexual love. Oooh! She told me to do all the work and I was her bitch, her slave! I had to wear ragged, dirty clothes, and I became her dirty little girl. I was CINDERella after all. I fantasized about rolling in the cinders with her in a wrestling match. I wanted to put soot in her mouth...
But alas! My stepmother would not let me do such things with her. And so, since I didn't want to do my unattractive step siblings...the cat was my aphrodisiac! He was my stepmother(Mistress Tremaine as I liked to call her name out in my dreams)'s most beloved object of her affections, and after seeing the way she pet him and pampered him and played with him, I figured doing him would be like her doing me. Needless to say, I was harming the cat, and he hated me. Well, I hated him too, he was a male. But I always saw my stepmother in him, and for that reason I tried to make good, and make love, with Lucifer. I was, after all, screwing my stepmother's pussy.
Also needless to say, this turned me on to loving animals very much. And I'm talking about bestiality here. I already had a horse and a dog but they were males. I longed for some female animals. I'll call them femanimals. No, that has the word man in it, nevermind. But one day Lucifer was chasing a little mouse. I grabbed him by the tail (as I often did at night) and threw him off the little mouse, who turned out to be a female. I was so happy to finally have a female I could talk to. I mean, I had the female birds, but they chirped and I couldn't really understand them as well as this mouse. It was like the mouse was actually talking, and she soon brought in other mouse friends. So I had my little harem of mice to take care of, talk to, and fool around with. They were females so I preferred them to Lucifer. And they loved it, and loved me, and I loved them. I was a mice magnet. But as I attracted the females, the females attracted the males. And then the females wanted to be with the males despite all I told them about how men are only good for paying money, getting food, and destroying things. But they wanted the male mice for satisfaction their size, and I had to let the males stay.
I have often thought, as from my own early experience, that females were creators and males destroyers. My mother was the one who actually made me, and my father destroyed her. So, I destroyed him, but only out of revenge and justice. And so I taught the mice so: the females create and care; the males get the things for creating, and destroy. I taught the females sewing and how to help me take a shower. "Leave the sewing to the women, the men go get the trimmin." I told the males to get us food, and battle the cat. Though I often had to save them from the cat because the men were useless even in that. In order for the males to obey me, I had to pleasure them too, and for that they loved me and became my slaves in a way, but I was only into that with the females of course. With the females' help, I sewed them clothes, and wanted to make something sexy for my stepmother to look at me in and just attack me with her love. I tried cutting up some of my work clothes and making new stuff but that didn't go well. My outfits were just awful looking and my stepmother told me to stay in my rags, which turned me on, but I was sad.
One day, my chance came. I was being lazy and blowing bubbles, when Lucifer got dirt all over the floor. I told him he was " a mean old thing" and was going to spank him sexually with a broom when there was a knock on the door. An invitation to the a ball at the palace arrived. Now, my stepisters were so giddy because they wanted to be with the prince, since the ball was for him. I hated them so much, for getting so worked up over men. In fact, I always put mice in their things. I wouldn't use the females for that, of course. But I did rather enjoy slipping the males into their panties and making them go all over their clothes. I even had the mice go to the bathroom in their tea. It was the fat one, too, so he had a lot to go. Of course my stepmother punished me for it and I loved it. I had to give Lucifer a bath, which would have me caressing him and I saw him shocked at the thought, which I enjoyed also. So anyway, I hate my stepsisters but my stepmother loves them, and I finally figured out how I might be able to win her love. Dress fancy like them! I knew it because my stepmother said in order to go to the ball I had to have something "suitable to wear." And so I set off to do just that!
Ugh! But my stepsisters had me do so much work I knew I wouldn't be able to make the dress, so I had the females do it. I threatened to stop pleasuring them if they didn't obey me. I had them work on my mother's dress, which I had been reluctant to use, but now that I knew what my stepmother wanted to see me in and that this was my chance, I used it. But it really wasn't fancy or sexy enough. I told the mice to lose the sleeves so I can show off my sexy shoulders. When I returned from working, they made a really fancy sexy gown and I put it on. But when I went downstairs to show my mistress, my stepsisters stopped me and told me I stole some of their stuff to make my dress and I thought ugh! the male mice were supposed to get the stuff those b*st*rds stole the stuff! Men! And then my stepsisters jealously ripped my dress to shreds, and I just knew they were doing it because I was prettier than them and their mother would love me more. When my stepmother came down to go, she looked at me and I hoped that with my bare shoulders and my legs revealed more by the material ripped away, she would find me so sexy she would pounce on me like Lucifer on a mouse, but instead she just said, "Goodnight" and closed the door. And I cried.
I hated my stepisters even more now because they destroyed like men do and I didn't do anything to them (well, the mice in their stuff doesn't count). I ran off to the garden to the big willow tree and cried on the bench. And then suddenly I woman's voice spoke to me and I realized there was a stranger in the garden, but I didn't mind because I was in a woman's warm lap. Now, she was older and like my Mistress I liked older woman but this one was too cutsey and not aristocratic like my stepmother. So I didn't have the hots for her but she was nice and told me she was my fairy godmother come to help me get to the ball. I said, "The ball? Oh, but I'm not going" because I could see she was confused and thought I was like my dumb stepsisters wanting to go dance with some man. But this woman would not listen. She pulled out this stick which I hated because it looked like male anatomy and waved it around. There were lots of white stars everywhere. I swear, those white sparkles must have been crack cocaine which floated through the air and I accidently snorted because I think I started to hallucinate. Some weird stuff happened in the garden.
A pumpkin became a coach and the mice became horses! The old horse became a driver and the dog a footman! Well, I accepted it all in knowing that women create, even men out of animals. But I still didn't want to go, despite wanting to ride in the coach, which was pink inside and I would feel quite at home that way if you catch what I'm referring to. I tried to protest going to the ball, stammering, 'But-but-but..." BUT then I was surrounded by more white stars and found myself looking fancier than even the mice's dress had made me. I looked in the fountain to see how hot I was. My hair was on top of my had in two balls which made me look more like a mouse so I'm sure the mice wuld have loved to do me then. But it showed off my excellent face and I realized with this sex appeal I could nab the Prince easy. And I decided: I would dance with the Prince at the ball, and make my stempother jealous! My godmother told me that at midnight the spell would be broken. I thought it would be perfect: I show up all fancy, the prettiest girl there, I dance with the prince, my stepmother gets jealous. I go into a hidden part of the palace and ditch the prince there. I join with my stepmother where we dance and finally make love away from the conservative eyes of the guests, and at midnight I show her my true self, with so much of my dress ripped off she doesn't have to take off much more to get me naked!
I rode off to the palace which was huge. I think the prince really must be desperate to have to have such big towers to make up for himself and find a girl. I mean what kind of loser needs a big ball where every single girl must attend so he has more chances of finding someone who likes him? When I arrived I saw the prince from far away, yawning. I yawned too. Most of the women were not appealing except Mistress Tremaine who I could not find at the time. I saw him looking in my direction so I turned around and stuck my butt out, which looked more junk in the trunk due to the poofiness of my dress. He caught the bait and went up to kiss my hand. Then I let him take me for a spin on the dance floor. I saw my stepmother in the crowd and quickly lead the prince in her direction. I closed my eyes and smiled as I passed her, knowing that she would see me having fun with this man and become instantly envious. As I danced the prince toward a private palace area, I so drew my stepmother toward it. But before she could say, "May I cut in?" the damn duke had to close the curtains! I was trapped with this passé prince until midnight!
I told the prince to get his hand off my waist and we stopped dancing. I asked him to give me a tour of the palace gardens. They were so big, I figured that would buy me enough time until midnight, when he would buy my excuse that I had a curfew and my mother would beat me if I didn't get home in time (unhhh). The minutes passed and then, suddenly, he tried to kiss me! I broke away from him and just ran, ran ran ran! I lost a glass shoe and was gonna get it so the prince wouldn't do something stupid like try to find me with it, but the stupid duke picked it up! So I hurried away and the palace guards started chasing my coach. It was terrible, I didn't want to be found by all these men! But there was an explosion of white stuff and everything changed back to normal. I ran to hide behind a bush as the guards galloped past on horses, destroying my pumpkin in the process. Like I said, men destroy.
The next day, as I expected, the prince stupidly did a search for me using my other glass shoe. YEA, like you're gonna find who I am based on my foot size. Stupid men. When I learned that he was trying to find me, I was so shocked I dropped my tray! I couldn't let that kissing creep find me! It was then that my stepmother yelled at me to clean up the broken tray and tea cups, and I knew what I had to do. I had to act like I did at the ball, stick out my butt and lead my stepmother to an area where the prince would not find us. I would lock the door so she couldn't answer the one downstairs. My stupidsisters would be left to deal with the men downstairs and I would be upstairs in heaven with my Mistress. I got a very dreamy look on my face as I thought of this, and then, I did something quite daring. I disobeyed my stepmother. I didn't finish cleaning up the tray, and I didn't help my stepsisters dress. I just left the room. I knew this would madden my Mistress, and she would want to spank me or worse! Then, I wiggled my butt in a dance, which would hopefully turn her on, and I did an even worse thing: I hummed the waltz from the ball, so she would know I was with the prince! That's right stepmother, I was with him, not with you! And now in a jealous rage she followed me upstairs, to my room in the attic, far away from the putrid prince and sniveling stepsisters to be with me.
But alas! As I was combing my hair to look pretty for her, she shut the door - without getting into the room first! She locked me inside alone! My attempts had failed once again, and as I realized she really didn't love me, and never would, I stopped bothering to tug on the door handle and collapsed to my knees sobbing. A little later, I heard high-pitched squeaks. I looked through the keyhole, which I loved if you get what aphrodisiac that is, and I was disgusted to see the male mice with what looked like a male anatomy. But Lucifer, my faithful enemy with benefits, came to my rescue and pounced on them with a tea cup. I thought I was safe, but then I realized I made a horrible mistake in teaching the male mice to fight, and in an ironic twist, they stabbed Lucifer with male anatomy-like forks and knives, as well as male anatomy-like flaming candles. I tried to urge Lucifer to attack them, and then the birds crashed plates on him, so I said something like, "Get em'-No!" Which apparently to the birds sounded like, "Get Bruno!", because they brought him up, and the weiner dog scared away the pussycat. Sigh.
So the mice freed me. I decided to use it to my advantage and race down to my stepmother, hoping that my stepsisters' huge feet would not fit the glass slipper and the men would have gone off, so I could finally return to my life as Mistress Tremaine's slave and salvage some happiness, but I came down too early. The dumb duke was still there, saw my feet, and grabbed me from the stairs. He seated me in a chair, and the doofus footman was running toward me. Then, I saw something that highly disturbed me. My stepmother broke the glass slipper. Meaning she destroyed it. I couldn't believe it. I thought women were creators but here she was destroying my shoe, and since it was my shoe in fact I took double offense. This, coupled with the fact that she did not appear to love me at all after my many failed attempts to get her to, I gave up. And so, I took out my other slipper and let it be slipped on me. As I was led away from the house, I thought how my stepmother must be vigilant and enraged, so that turned me on, but it did not comfort my thoughts of leaving her loveless presence for that of the prodigal prince. At least I would get a big castle, not have to work, and I could always ask a servant to sleep with the prince for me.
I married the prince and dreaded the honyemoon. I was unhappy, until Prudence came along. But that, my friends, is another Unenchanted Tale...
Which I may tell later!
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Disney Duster wrote:It wasn't like the love I had for my mommy...it was a romantic, sexual love. Oooh! She told me to do all the work and I was her bitch, her slave!
But then my new stepmommy was mean to me, unlike my old mommy. And you know what? I liked it. It turned me on. It wasn't like the love I had for my mommy...it was a romantic, sexual love. Oooh! She told me to do all the work and I was her bitch, her slave! I had to wear ragged, dirty clothes, and I became her dirty little girl. I was CINDERella after all. I fantasized about rolling in the cinders with her in a wrestling match. I wanted to put soot in her mouth...
OMG!
MY CHILDHOOOD!
Wow honestly thats hilarious, but at the same time very disturbing:P
Disney Duster-The Cinderella story is hilarious .
i"ll try TinkerBell (by the way-why does she considered Heronie? she's a sidekick,it's like saying that Flounder is The Little Mermaid's hero and not Eric or that Gus is Cinderella's hero and not Charming,Musu is Mulan's hero and Shang and so but i like her).
My name is TinkerBell,i"m a little pixie who live in NeverLand and i"m in love with my dream boy-Captain Hook,but i had to live with Peter Pan becouse he pay for food and since i live with him since we met (even before i falled in love with hook) he'll be angry and i"ll feel gulity so i looked for a chance that he can banish me.
one day we were flying to London,Pan tried to get his shadow back from some slutish little girl named Wendy,she woked up and toled him,she had the grow up so she want to escape to NeverLand so i found a chance how to be with my beloved Captain Hook-i will get Wendy die (who care about her? i got millon merchandise will se has only poor action figure) so Pan will banish me from his stupit tree and me and my beloved Hook will blast him and i won't feel guilty!.
pan (or as i prefer calling him-Pitty Pan) teached the children how to fly and even their stupit dog,i peretend i was jealose and we came to NeverLand and my beloved one tried to blast Pitty Pan,so Pitty Pan toled me to get the Children to the tree,i worked by the plan and made The Lost Boys kill her but that stupit Pitty Pan rescued her!!!!!! but that not bad becouse he bansihed my as i planed,i predented i was angry and flied to my beloved Hook but i found out he wasn't there! i explained the pirates that i"m know one of them and i wanted to get rid of Pitty Pan and they explained me that my beloved Hook went to kidnapt the slutish Princess TigerLily.
i waited and Hook got back,i explained him everything and he toled me he loved me too and we got merried!!!! i toled my beloved husbend were Pitty Pan's hideout,and we went there and we kidnapted Wendy and the children! we tied them up and celeberat their captured,but Pitty Pan came to rescue them! he fighted my husbend by i blasted a ball from a canon and he fall under the sea where Croci (Hook's pet,you should see him one day! he's so cute!) ate Pitty Pan,today the children are Croci's food (Wendy was the first!) and my beloved Hook and i have children:all the fairies you have seen in the Disney Fairies franchise and yes,also the fairies from my all new movie! and we live Happily ever after.[/b]
Ariel'sprince, thank you for all the laughing smilies! I so glad you liked it! I didn't think I would right all that much.
Your Tinker Bell story is very funny, too! The best part is when you said the other fairies in the Disney Fairies franchise were her children with Captain Hook! And this little gem:
Ariel'sprince wrote:i will get Wendy die (who care about her? i got millon merchandise will se has only poor action figure).
As for Tinker Bell being a heroine, she used to be part of the Disney Princess line because I think girls liked her so much and she was a fairy, and fairies are part of princesses and fairy tales. She was just a really popular girl in Disney's characters. But then they realized their mistake, and now she is no longer part of Disney Princess. Good! Now the only problem is she's not a fairy, but a pixie!
Oh my word! I laughed throughout this entire "unenchanted tale" so much that four different people stared at me and asked what was so funny. Sequel, please!
Prudence wrote:Oh my word! I laughed throughout this entire "unenchanted tale" so much that four different people stared at me and asked what was so funny. Sequel, please!
Who's unenchanted tale (hope it's mine)?
Flanger-Hanger, good one! The best part was the similarities between widescreen and witchcraft! Except...why then would the mother trust Wal-Mart? But that's the only flaw. Clever and hilarious! I wonder if that really is how kids are, and they don't care about the black bars.
Disney Duster wrote:Ariel'sprince, thank you for all the laughing smilies! I so glad you liked it! I didn't think I would right all that much.
Your Tinker Bell story is very funny, too! The best part is when you said the other fairies in the Disney Fairies franchise were her children with Captain Hook! And this little gem:
Ariel'sprince wrote:i will get Wendy die (who care about her? i got millon merchandise will se has only poor action figure).
As for Tinker Bell being a heroine, she used to be part of the Disney Princess line because I think girls liked her so much and she was a fairy, and fairies are part of princesses and fairy tales. She was just a really popular girl in Disney's characters. But then they realized their mistake, and now she is no longer part of Disney Princess. Good! Now the only problem is she's not a fairy, but a pixie!
I"m glad it made you liked it and i liked you Unenchanted tale ,i know people are allways asking who are those pixies so i gave thew answer .
Oh,i never she considered a heronie,it's like Genie is Aladdin's hero.
The fairies frachise more fit her (becouse she's also a sidekick,not a heronie).
Now,Mulan's Unenchanted Tale:
"My name is Fa Mulan,i live in a small village in China and i allways need to make tea for my father (who think he is 22 years old while he is 50 years old) and bring honor to my family,i simpely hated it.
One day,after i had to go to a mean Matchmaker,i heard about Shan Yo,the great man who breaked down that stupit wall that everyone is so proude of,i knew that Shan Yo was the guy of my dreams and those were the life i allways wanted-to bring terror to China and people will fear from name,not living in a village and bring honor,so when my father had to go to army to fight to huns (they must be joking,he can't even go to the kitchen and they want him to fight?) so i took his armor,my hourse and went to army to meet my beloved one.
When i came to the camp i found out that my ancicters sent me a lizard,i asked my hourse to sqush him but he said he'll help and he can make fire so i agreed for him to stay and my grandmother send my a cricket that bring good luck or something,one i got there we were trainted first,some guy named Yang or somthing allways tried to help me and thouched me (shirtless) and i thought "wait a second,am i not dressed up as a guy???".
After those silly trains we finally got to the real war,we found a ruined village and i was so happy becouse i knew we were about to meet my beloved one! i couldn't show how i"m happy so they won't know anything so i preteneted that i was sad althought i was happy.
Later we were near the Huns and i fired by a "mistake" a firework and the Huns found us,i fired another firework this time with that annyoing lizared (who finally stoped talking) and Yang get burried by tons of snow.
Shan Yo wanted to kill me put i took off my discguise and explained him everything,we got merried and we even went to to palace and we banished the emporier to the lame village were i used to live and send him to make some tea and bring honor,we are the king and queen of China and we took control of other places,when we come back to China the cricket and the lizared are making fireworks shows for us,and we live happily ever after".
you can call it Belle 2 (the make a diffrenece betwen my Belle story and your Belle story).
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(by the way-why does she considered Heronie? she's a sidekick,it's like saying that Flounder is The Little Mermaid's hero and not Eric or that Gus is Cinderella's hero and not Charming,Musu is Mulan's hero and Shang and so but i like her).
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