I will put them in white ... since they aren't "official" ...
Mrs. McCluskey found her husband's dead body and, after learning she wasn't the beneficiary of his will, hid his body in her freezer so she could hold onto his money.
In the season finale, Susan elopes with one of the men in her life.
The first one sounds like it could be true though ... particularly after viewing the interesting sneak peeks we saw during "The Juiciest Bits" ... it makes sense ...
and of course the second one correlates to the two weddings that will occur this season ... one "quickie" ... and the other "a big lavish soap style wedding" ...
I've been out of the loop, lately. I missed the clip show on April 1st. I was at the hospital visiting my Grandpa. At least it was a clip show, and I didn't miss anything new. I can't wait for the new episode, this Sunday!
Okay so I watched The Juiciest Bits and there's one thing that I can't seem to remember. It's really starting to bug me, I hope someone can help me out. Just how did Ralph the Gardener die?
Ralph's death was only heard about and never seen. It was in last season's finale. Gabrielle heard on the news that a man (fitting the physical description of Carlos) was killed doing community service.
She rushed home only to descover that Carlos was fine and that he had paid Ralph to do his community service for him.
Gilbert McCluskey, Mrs. McCluskey's husband, appears, probably in flashbacks only. (So far as we know, he's dead.)Mrs. McCluskey’s darkest secret is revealed. Ida Greenberg is in the episode.
April 22 -- "God, That's Good" -- Episode Nineteen
Mrs. McCluskey is injured during the blackout when she falls down the stairs. As she's being taken away to the hospital, she worries about what's in her freezer, as she doesn't want it to thaw. She's relieved when the power goes back on and she's free to go to the hospital. But while she's away, the freezer dies. That's not good, as among other things, the freezer contains . . . a head. The police visit her at the hospital, as do Parker and Lynette. Parker gets a look inside Mrs. McCluskey's freezer. Mrs. McCluskey is suspected of murder.
From shopping buddies Edie and Gaby ... to Susan torching Mrs. Hainsworth ... to Edie putting the moves on Carlos (and being rejected) ... to Gaby getting nekkid in the woman's restroom ... to Susan catching Mr. Hainsworth wearing her bra (probably panties too) and silky pink robe ... LOL
After fighting throughout the whole episode over the orange uniforms (they werent that bad) ... Lynnie finds Tom at Scavo's pizza ... with his back thrown out ... she calls 911 ... and it seems he will need surgery ... and about 4 or 5 months of bed rest ...
Gaby suffers a catastrophe! Her pipes burst (the ones in her home of course) ... and it ruins all of her clothes ... So while over at Mr. Lang's she sneaks a peek at his ex's closet ... and gosh it rivals Karen Walker's closet ... Gaby practically drools over the couture ... Later on she sneaks into the home and steals a bunch of her favorite items (the best scene of the night) ... At a party ... Victor's ex runs into Gaby in the ladies' room ... and yes ... Gaby's wearing her dress ... So she demands it back ... grabs the dress ... punches Victor ... and Victor comes to Gaby's rescue with his suit jacket ...
Edie's pipes need a little tuning ... yes ... she hasn't gotten laid in a while ... and the pipes start ummm ... leaking[? LOL] when she sees Carlos ... So ... she uses her son ... Travers ... in her quest to bed Carlos ... Carlos sees right through her scheme ... saying he wants a woman that's marriage material ... not a one night stand ... (or a woman that's pretty much like a train station ... passengers going in and out on a regular basis) ... Edie gets offended and kicks Carlos out ... Carlos sends Edie flowers with a note reading "I'm sorry" ... Edie comes over ... says she is tired of slutty Edie ... and removes her clothes to show Carlos the real Edie ... (after typing that ... it sounds like she's still slutty Edie LOL ... but watching it u can clearly see she was being sincere)
Susan's mess involved a cross dressing daddy ... a fired up momma ... a memory-challenged Mike ... and a hopping mad Ian ... Susan lights Ian's mum on fire ... bumps the door as she is walking through it which in turns spills wine all over her ... and catches Ian's pops wearing her nightie ... After a bit of humor over her ex ... Karl ... Ian's folks bring up the idea of a pre-nup ... Ian agrees with it ... and Susan doesn't ... but she caves in and agrees to sign it ... but ends up not needing it at all ... after a-"dress"-ing a few matters with mum and pop ...
A great episode ... I miss Bree though ... seeing the three women at casa Scavo w/o Bree was so sad ... I wished one of them would've said "Gosh ... I miss Bree" ... I know I do ...
I think this was the first time that Susan didn't annoy the living crap out of me. I'm actually glad to see her and Mike slowly but surely rekindling their relationship. I also found the whole fire scene at the beginning nothing short of hilarious! But don't get me wrong, she's still a whore.
Nicolette Sheridan's performance at the end was outstanding! She deserves an Emmy nomination for that scene alone. I heard that a few people were offended by it, but it wasn't done in a sexual way at all (except for the fact that her and Carlos had sex afterward ). It was done in good taste and was very touching. Yay for Edie!
This is the episode that Nicollette Sheridan should submit for Emmy consideration. Edie was funny, touching, raw and revealing. Outstanding!
Didn't care much for the silly sitcomish story about Susan meeting Ian's parents. Setting the mother on fire, catching the father cross-dressing. Didn't work, felt forced and fell flat.
I was disappointed that they didn't begin Mrs. McCluskey's storyline as previewed in last week's Juiciest Bits. Oh well, there's always next week.
Decent episode last night. It isn't up to par with some of this season, but it is still above a lot of last season.
I liked Susan's story. Lynn Redgrave did not dissapoint on her part. The Dad's story was just meh.
Man, can Lynette ever get a break? I guess she'll be working the restaurant from now on as well as the kids. Oh boy, there is going to be a throw-down.
I'm just not impressed with Gabby's story lately. It's pretty boring and I hate the guy she's with (I can't even remember his name!)
I do also hope to see Mrs. McClusky's story start next week, it should be interesting.
Love It.
