Confess some stupid stuff that happened to you

[Iago]

I accidently busted a big screen T.V. in an electronics store in Oakland. Me and my friend were in their looking around, I tripped on an extension cord as I stepped backwards to let some guy passed me and fell straight through it!

It was horrible, the screens arent as strong as regular non projections T.V.'s there was lots of wires and stuff in my face but the screen didn't do much damage.

Everyone helped me up and the told me not to worry about it. I guess they thought I might sue them for negligence or something. It was so embarassing. It didn't get hurt much, just a few bumps and bruises, but it was like a 5 grand T.V.!

I haven't been back there since!

[betorh]

well I haveone thing: In my cousin weding (when I was 3 years old) iI shouted where is the food because my father said to me that in the night we were going to have a grat dinner,

[RJKD23]

that's all you're writing? there has to be more to that sentence!

Well, brevity is wit.

I think letting people ponder how someone could break a bone playing musical chairs is far more interesting than spelling it out.

I'll leave you all with the image for a while...

Well, I think you were really really young playing musical chairs and broke your collar bone and some kid pushed you for the chair to be the winner...OR you played as an adult, and some kid pushed you for the chair to be the winner.


DaveWadding, take a compliment will ya!

This is a funny thread!

[pinkrenata]

Ooh, I have two Disney World-related ones.

-I somehow managed to sit on some melted chocolate ice cream, resulting in a brown spot on my bottom for the rest of the day.

-While boarding the Jungle Cruise, my sandal fell into the water, and a cast member had to fish it out for me.

For some reason, I think that both those things happened on the same day. At least that's how my memory is working ...

[Noriel]

awallaceunc: your post CRACKED ME UP! *wipes away tears* oh man

Anyway, the most stupidest thing I have done? I have many.

I was wearing my bath robe and when I opened my desk drawer, the tie string got caught in it when I closed the drawer. Did I reopen the drawer to get the string out? No. I tugged at it and the force made the string come out and it hit me inbetween the eyes.

At a party I was eating some pretty frozen ice cream. I was using a plastic spoon -- not helpful. So I got the spoon in there, had some ice cream on it. But because of the force on the spoon, the spoon catapulted the ice cream over my head and behind my seat...

At Hawaii I was at the beach putting on some fins to go snorkeling. Well, instead of facing the shore while in the water, I was facing the ocean/horizon. Of course, the waves kept coming and I couldn't keep my balance. So I turned around and tried to put the fins on. But that still didn't work. I decided to sit down in the ocean and put the fins on (yes, sat down on the sand and everything). Waves still kept coming. Waves ended up taking the fin out to sea. I reached out and yelled "COME BACK!" The wave came back (of course) as well as the fin. So I reached to grab it. My feet then came out of the water so I'm balancing on my bum. Another waves come crashing and what happens? Not only does the OTHER fin go out to sea, but me as well.

Needless to say, I finally DID put both fins on with everyone (including me) laughing.

[nachonaco]

I ran into a sliding glass door once. It was set up like the window in the dentist's office in Finding Nemo (IE. not French doors - you couldn't tell they were closed).

When I was little I also threw my cousin's frisbee up to the roof and my dad had to go and fetch it for us. That was funny.

[Disneyfan]

I accidently busted a big screen T.V. in an electronics store in Oakland. Me and my friend were in their looking around, I tripped on an extension cord as I stepped backwards to let some guy passed me and fell straight through it!

It was horrible, the screens arent as strong as regular non projections T.V.'s there was lots of wires and stuff in my face but the screen didn't do much damage.

Everyone helped me up and the told me not to worry about it. I guess they thought I might sue them for negligence or something. It was so embarassing. It didn't get hurt much, just a few bumps and bruises, but it was like a 5 grand T.V.!

I haven't been back there since!

I don't mean to be mean but I just pictured that in my head and I smiled.

Now I feel guilty.

[Disneyfan]

I ran into a sliding glass door once. It was set up like the window in the dentist's office in Finding Nemo (IE. not French doors - you couldn't tell they were closed).

When I was little I also threw my cousin's frisbee up to the roof and my dad had to go and fetch it for us. That was funny.

I remember doing that too same idea except I walked into a glass sliding door thinking it was open.

[Fee-Hee-Hee-Eny]

I've ran into almost every wall in my house and even some at other people's houses.


And another: Well, we were having a Pizza Party for lunch in Middle School for all of the Library Aides. I usually use a fork for almost everything I eat, including pizza. Well, all they had were plastic forks so I was trying to cut off a piece of pizza and the fork split in half and flew and landed in the kid next to me's pizza. I was embarrassed but it was hilarious.

[PrincessJen]

I've been pooped on by a crow twice in High School during lunch....knew i shouldn't sit under the tree....it was in my hair

i also got sloshed on by a seagull at the beach. The poop was so warm and hit me smack in the chest SO HARD! I thought someone had heaved something wet at me....it almost pushed me to the ground...

[Disney Guru]

Ok here is an embarassing experience I had once.

About 5 years ago I met Michael J Fox, at a "party" in Beverly Hills CA. And when my brother who knows him introduced me I was all like Mmmmmmmmicccccchaeeeeelll J fooooooxxxxx. I was soo embarassed but he was very nice.

[PrincessJen]

I ran into a sliding glass door once. It was set up like the window in the dentist's office in Finding Nemo (IE. not French doors - you couldn't tell they were closed).



I remember doing that too same idea except I walked into a glass sliding door thinking it was open.

i've walked into the screen of a sliding door....it was later in the evening and i got a mouthful of icky screen

[Wonderlicious]

Hmm, just a few...

*Last year, whilst doing GCSE Art, I ended up having to research artist upon artist, style upon style, culture upon culture etc. My first instinct to look for stuff was in the school library. I ended up borrowing lots and lots of books. It came to the point where everybody who worked in the library knew me so much that they'd even let me go over my book limit. Yes, the library staff were very nice. That is really true. Unfortunately, they also feel proud of "top readers" and have a little list saying who the people who rent the most books are. I was one of them and they listed my name on a poster in the school library. Fortunately my name is in yellow so people find it hard to read.

* I've had an umpteen amounts of trips and falls whilst skiing, in one case a few weeks ago where my skis, hat, goggles and poles all came off.

* I was a little tipsy once after my cousin's 21st birthday two years ago. As I came out of the marquee that the party was being held in, I walked into a tree.

* I come out with some weird analysisations of poetry in English Literature class. The concept of crimson shampoo in a poem about feminism and murder sound a bit odd, don't they? Then there's always my image of how Carol Ann Duffy describes the Beast of Beauty and the Beast.

*I can't help but make a fool of myself in general. Sorry.

[Sunset Girl]

My most embarassing moment isn't exactly g-rated. Let's just say that my landlord overheard my fiance loudly talking about what we had just been doing. I was ready to die of embarrasment.

And then there was a party I went to a few years back where I had a little too much to drink. Two different sets of video cameras were rolling, and someone was like, "Hey! Let's watch ourselves from five minutes ago!" So someone popped in the VHS while the other camera watched us watching it.

I saw myself singing in Japanese, and for the life of me, I couldn't remember doing it.

A week later, we watched the tape of us watching ourselves, further proof that I was definitely singing in Japanese without possessing any recollection of it.

I'm glad I don't party anymore.

[_tink_]

I've ran into numerous polls/walls

Once I was sleding down a big hill, I swirved to miss a tree and ended up running into a brick wall.

I've broke my arm twice, both times skating. The first time I was at the skating rink and fell on a step, well my arm hit the step and snapped my lower part of my arm in half. Second time I was in the driveway and I ran into the fence and bounced backwards and broke the same arm as before.

I've done lots of other stupid stuff but I think those are the worst ones I'm a klutz, I'm always tripping and running into things.

[orestes.]

Everything I do is pretty darn stupid. So I guess my answer is everything! I always seem to mess things up.

[Disneyfan]

Everything I do is pretty darn stupid. So I guess my answer is everything! I always seem to mess things up.

Then you should meet me it'll make you feel better about yourself. After meeting me you'll think you're the most smartest person in the world. And all that stupid stuff you do will slowly disappear when you see how much stupid stuff I do.

[orestes.]

Everything I do is pretty darn stupid. So I guess my answer is everything! I always seem to mess things up.

Then you should meet me it'll make you feel better about yourself. After meeting me you'll think you're the most smartest person in the world. And all that stupid stuff you do will slowly disappear when you see how much stupid stuff I do.

I read all of your "stupid stuff" and it's pretty crazy. Certainly you outperform me with the more pshysical "stupid" things.

Usually I say stupid things since I'm pretty shy and not skilled int he art of conversation.

[Key]

I was sitting on one of those little kiddie springy horses while talking with my soon-to-become friend in the downstairs playground of our old apartment when I slid off. Like I slowly just slid off the little springy horse onto my bum while my friend just looked on, bursting out in laughter. I think I was 13 years old then (so that was about 7 years ago).

Actually, I've gotten really injured quite a few times in that damn downstairs playground... I was trying to jump off the monkeybars once when my foot got caught in one of the metal bars and I did a swing, slammed my back against a few of the bars, and fell off. I swear I was white as a ghost while I ran back home, thinking that I had broken my back or something. XD~

Also, I remember once in middle school I was in English class when I stretched and my bare leg (I was wearing a skirt) rubbed hard against the wooden seat creating this sound that was uncannily like that of a really loud fart. Everyone stared at me and just started to laugh. To this day I don't think I was able to convince them that it was actually my leg against the seat that had caused the sound effect and that I didn't let loose a fart. T^T

[DaveWadding]

I was drunk on St. Patrick's Day and my sis, her roommate and I were all out standing on the balcony killing ourselves with nicotine, and I fell over and burned my forearm with my cigarette.

The burn is still there and it's been almost 3 weeks.

Mind you, I'm not the most coordinated person when sober, so you can just imagine...

but, yeah, that was pretty stupid.