--Hi dr. nick--

I was just watching the other day the KTLA when a Taco Bell spot hit my screen.
It seems than what you call a Taco it´s made of a hard tortilla*--I supposed fried--with chicken or cow meat and lettuce, tomato, cheese and I don´t know what many many crazy ingredients.
I, as a Mexican Taco ambassador I can tell you this:
1.-The Taco is no more than a minidisk-like little tortilla
2.-The Tacos have double tortilla, and a thin one
3.-The Taco is composed of meat than can be:
*Al pastor--cooked in low fire in a slow-spinning lathe with pineapple over the meat
*Chorizo--A kind of sausage, just than it´s red and when you cook it it falls apart--
*Labio--Cow´s lip--
*Panza--Cow´s guts--
*Nana--You don´t wanna know--
*Diezmillo--the normal steak--
4.-The Taco only has as "veggie" or "adds-on" cilantro--don´t know the name on english-- and onion--in little pieces, not all the ring--
5.-You don´t put a "secret sauce" or something to it, just guacamole or chile--tabasco sausage made with habaneros--
6.-You eat it with your hands, not with a fork
7.-For God´s sake, who was the "genius" who put cheese on it?
8.-If you want to eat real Tacos--and not that crap the stupid dog sells-- come to México, and if you can, see the Mayan pyramids, the Caribbean beaches, the great Cenotes--you will enjoy it--and of course a real Taco place--where you can eat 10 tacos for less than 3 bucks--
I hope than this has helped someone, and the next time you see a Taco Bell, please notice than that´s not a real Taco