What's your least favourite movie(s) of all time?

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What's your least favourite movie(s) of all time?

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For me, it's Terminator 3. That film should not have been made. It was boring, cold and unappealing.

Other lame films according to Wonderlicious' law are:
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Post by Jack »

In order of most awful . . .

1. The Master of Disguise
2. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over
3. Van Helsing
4. Batman & Robin
5. Once Upon a Time in the West (that's right)
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Catwoman! :lol:
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Anything starring Jean Claude Van Damme or Steven Segal.
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Disneykid wrote:Anything starring Jean Claude Van Damme or Steven Segal.

:oO you don;t like Streetfighter? omg! it has Kylie Minogue! and Ming Na (voice of mulan)!
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Garfield: The Movie (2004) and Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

Also Catwoman so so horrible!!!!
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Post by Ciaobelli »

Jusst a few:

Spy Kids 3
The order
House of sand and Fog (stopped half way through, I mean the whole movei was about a crappy house)
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Post by lord-of-sith »

Off the top of my head:

The Master of Disguise
The Scooby Doo movies
The Cheetah Girls
Cheaper By the Dozen
Cinderella 2: Dreams Come True (I cringe even typing it)
Spy Kids 3-D
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Post by STASHONE »

My least favorite movie of all time, I can easily say without a doubt, is Dirty Dancing.

I'd rather poke my eyeballs out with flaming rusty nails than watch this movie. I seriously hate it.
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The Lion King :o
Finding Nemo :P
Shrek 2 :lol:


just kidding

Of the movies I've seen, the worst is..................... I really don't know :lol:
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Jack wrote:In order of most awful . . .

<snip>
5. Once Upon a Time in the West (that's right)
Philistine!

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Post by Mr. Toad »

Without a shadow of a doubt.

Love Story

Of the movies mentioned I quite liked Spy Kids 3D and I am an adult. Not a masterpiece by any stretch of the imagination but not terrible either.

As for Steven Seagal, as a body of work I would have to admit it is one of the worst of all times but Under Seige is a decent film(Although I think because of Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey rather than Seagal.
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Daddy Day Care.

Blah.
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Post by The Little Merman »

5 Words...

Kung

Pow

Enter

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Fist...............The worst movie I have ever had the misfortune of seeing!!!!! And, IT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY!!
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Post by Just Myself »

Like Jack, in order of most awful:

1. AvP: Alien Versus Predator(what a peice of sh*t, I walked out and got my money back :x )
2. Van Helsing(my geekiness thought the movie might get better, so I stayed instead of giving it the AvP treatment. What a mistake :x )
3. Dr. Seuss's The Cat in the Hat(more like The Crap in the Hat)
4. Scooby Doo(do I need to say why?)
and finally:
5. Cinderella 2: Dreams (more like Nightmares) Come True :D
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The Ladykillers......even with Tom Hanks that film sucked big time!
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Tink, Kung Pow is freaking hilarious! "OoooEeeeeeOoooooEeeeeeOooooo!"

So is Freddy Got Fingered, before anyone names that. "Daddy, would you like some sausage!". At least Tom Green had vision, and was determined to stick with it. "I'm the hero!"

I think the worst film is The Family Man (with Nick Cage). The whole "point" of the film is that Nick Cage gave up the chance of happiness and family to become a souless corporate hot-shot. In true "It's A Wonderful Life" style he is shown what his life could have been like should other choices have been taken (with his "alternative" family life supposedly more desireable than his material "current life").

And at the end of the movie, he gets both - family and still retains his position as corporate hot-shot. The so he ends up with the best of both worlds, and the whole moral is sort of rejected.

WTF? Hello, "point" where are you? Why have you just walked out the door? Didn't you have something to say when the film started?
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Post by BABYDOLL »

This is a fun topic. IMO the worst movie of all time has got to be, hands down......From Dusk Till Dawn. Simply a waste of time and money are the only words i can come up with for this flick.

Who said Dirty Dancing? :cry: That is one of my all time favorite movies. "no body puts Baby in a corner". lol It's right up there with Pretty Woman on my list of must owns.

Oh and i have to agree with however mentioned The Cat in the Hat and Cinderella 2.
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The Lizard King wrote:
Jack wrote:In order of most awful . . .

<snip>
5. Once Upon a Time in the West (that's right)
Philistine!

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Yeah, my thoughts exactly! It would be in my Top 5, easily. Then again, one man's trash is another man's treasure, which brings me back to me...

I love crap films. I really do. Silent Night, Deady Night (and its first sequel); Eegah; Bride of the Monster; Showgirls; Plan 9 for Outer Space are all favourites of mine, although I recognise they are technically 'bad' movies. I think for a film to be truly "bad", ti has to have no redeeming features at all - not even unintentional humour (although this doesn't save a truly bad movie sometimes).

For me, some of the worst films (that I haven't praised as gold) include:

Catwoman & Troy
Easily the worst two this year. Troy had nothing but endless "big epic" battle scenes (been there, done that) and Pitt flickin' his hair about. And what was with that little foot flick he did everytime he got in a sword fight? Catwoman was just bad.

2001: A Space Odyssey
My entry that is designed to spark discussion. Boring as bat droppings though.

Russian Ark
Style over substance. In fact, where was the substance? Nice camera work, but in the end, a film has to be more than the sum of its parts.

In the Cut
Another style over substance film. This is the worst kind of art house cinema.
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2099net wrote:Tink, Kung Pow is freaking hilarious! "OoooEeeeeeOoooooEeeeeeOooooo!"

So is Freddy Got Fingered, before anyone names that. "Daddy, would you like some sausage!". At least Tom Green had vision, and was determined to stick with it. "I'm the hero!"

I think the worst film is The Family Man (with Nick Cage). The whole "point" of the film is that Nick Cage gave up the chance of happiness and family to become a souless corporate hot-shot. In true "It's A Wonderful Life" style he is shown what his life could have been like should other choices have been taken (with his "alternative" family life supposedly more desireable than his material "current life").

And at the end of the movie, he gets both - family and still retains his position as corporate hot-shot. The so he ends up with the best of both worlds, and the whole moral is sort of rejected.

WTF? Hello, "point" where are you? Why have you just walked out the door? Didn't you have something to say when the film started?

haha it's all true, but I still thought it was a fun movie. I've been meaning to pick up the DVD for a really long time...
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