A Sensible alternative to Silverwear

Maerj · Post by **Maerj** » Fri May 28, 2004 4:13 pm

Tonight I decided to eat dinner using FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips instead of a spoon or fork. They worked brilliantly. Think about all of the millions of dollars wasted every year on expensive silverwear when you could just use FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips as utensils.

Think about all of the environmental damage done by millions of people using plastic silverwear. Sure you may think it is disposable, but when you throw that plastic spoon, knife, fork or even spork away... what does away really mean? Instead of creating all of that excess waste, why not make the intelligent choice and eat that food using FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips?

Now I know you are probably thinking at this point about the bags. Well, they are 100% recyclable. I use them as insulation, keeps my place cool in summer and nice and warm in the winter.

So why not make the intelligent choice and throw away all of that silver wear you may currently own and replace it with tasty and useful FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips .

MickeyMousePal · Post by **MickeyMousePal** » Fri May 28, 2004 7:01 pm

No Way!!! Maerj

I will eat with silverware tonight!!!

Paka · Post by **Paka** » Fri May 28, 2004 8:21 pm

Hehe... you go Terry! That's using your head!

Maerj · Post by **Maerj** » Fri May 28, 2004 10:37 pm

Thanks Paka!

Actually, I had a pretty bad day at work and really didn't feel well. I guess we all have different ways of dealing with things. Those Frito Scoops tasted pretty good though.

MickeyMouseboy · Post by **MickeyMouseboy** » Sat May 29, 2004 12:52 am

How Proposterous! I would never stop using my silverware! Silverware lives on!

pinkrenata · Post by **pinkrenata** » Sat May 29, 2004 8:32 am

I think that sounds like a grate ida!!!
I like bread boles to
They are good for if you want to tryed a chilly!!!
I eat allot of Fritos

Post by **Luke** » Sat May 29, 2004 8:40 am

I have never tried FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips.
They might be good, because I to like Fritos.
Maybe one day I try FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips.
Hu noz?

Maerj · Post by **Maerj** » Sat May 29, 2004 9:07 am

On a deadly serious note...
FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips are really good.
I am eating beef stew using FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips right now. Try FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips today!

MickeyMousePal · Post by **MickeyMousePal** » Sat May 29, 2004 12:22 pm

Yeah ok Maerj what ever you say.

FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips taste really, really good!!!
I just bought some yesterday and open it and they were excellent!!!

Maerj · Post by **Maerj** » Sat May 29, 2004 12:27 pm

MickeyMousePal wrote:Yeah ok Maerj what ever you say.
FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips taste really, really good!!!
I just bought some yesterday and open it and they were excellent!!!

Good, now try using them as spoons.
But not with waffles.
That doesn't work so well.
Strawberry syrup (for making Strawberry milk) is great on waffles.

Mermaid Kelly · Post by **Mermaid Kelly** » Sat May 29, 2004 3:24 pm

Someday I'll try them, but for now I will continue to use my dinglehopper.

Satoshi · Post by **Satoshi** » Sat May 29, 2004 4:48 pm

Food is good yo.

But seriously, I ate some FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips just a few minutes ago with bean dip. Don't you just love FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips? I love FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips. Whoever doesn't love FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips is crazy. As for me, I'm just crazy for FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips.

Eat FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips, be happy.

P.S. FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips

Maerj · Post by **Maerj** » Sun May 30, 2004 2:48 pm

Satoshi wrote:Food is good yo.

But seriously, I ate some FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips just a few minutes ago with bean dip. Don't you just love FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips? I love FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips. Whoever doesn't love FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips is crazy. As for me, I'm just crazy for FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips.

Eat FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips, be happy.

P.S. FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips

What are you trying to say?

Satoshi · Post by **Satoshi** » Sun May 30, 2004 10:04 pm

Maerj wrote:What are you trying to say?

Nothing. I'm especially not trying to get you to buy lots of FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips by saying "FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips" so many times.

Do you know what are really good? FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips. Especially when you have many bags of them. You can never have too many FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips. No sir, FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips are things you can never have enough of. So go buy some more FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips today and add to your stock of FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips.

Err yes well, just some advice. It's not like I'm using mind control to MAKE you buy more FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips. That's just plain silly. *munches on FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips*

P.S. FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips are sold at all good stores. So go buy some more of those FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips today!

Maerj · Post by **Maerj** » Sun May 30, 2004 11:01 pm

I think that you are starting to like FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips as much as I do.

MickeyMouseboy · Post by **MickeyMouseboy** » Sun May 30, 2004 11:39 pm

I must condem FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips! They're against all eating etiquettes and class! I must object in the use of this Chips as replacements of nice, shiny and clean silverware! I must keep the hight standards alive that was passed down to me by my ancestors and used by the Queen herself! What a honour to eat with Silverware!

FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips are heretic and must be burn in the stake! They're the root of all evil and must be destroyed!

P.S. MMBoy is part of the National Board of Proper Etiquettes and Class

now everyone polish your silverware!

2099net · Post by **2099net** » Mon May 31, 2004 2:47 am

Isn't the best alternative to silverware YOUR FINGERS®?

Using YOUR FINGERS® as an alternative to silverware, you'll never have to take any dining equipment with you anywhere, including FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!®. YOUR FINGERS® are the most adaptable form of tableware available - they can stir, tear, gather, convey, kneed, squash, sculpt and flick.

YOUR FINGERS® have been used since the beginnings of mankind for eating, and often the oldest, tried and tested methods are the best. It's no coincidence that when eating a baby will instinctively use YOUR FINGERS® with no prompting from the adults.

YOUR FINGERS® come in a range of sizes and colours, although sadly your often stick with the set you are given at birth. But it is possible to customise YOUR FINGERS® with nail extensions, umpteen shades of nail polish and of course rings. YOUR FINGERS® need never be the same for two days in a row.

YOUR FINGERS® the sensible alternative to silverware!

Angelstreetpup · Post by **Angelstreetpup** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:43 am

silverware

Sunset Girl · Post by **Sunset Girl** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:22 am

You know, I'm afraid there's a downside to all of this. . . just think of all the fat you're adding to your meal!

Personally, I prefer chopsticks.

Nicky · Post by **Nicky** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:38 am

Mmm, those corn chip spoons will go well with my cereal in the morning.

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