Titles of the Classics if they were made today...

[Marky_198]

We all know times have changed and Disney tries to desperately be "cool" with their titles, and also the language in the films is now "It's like, 7.15, it's like really cool". Also the newest tweenstars cover the great hits from the classics and make them a lot cooler of course. And of course we all know that films with princesses were never popular at all, so a film like Rapunzel must be called "Tangled". So what if the classics were made today? What would the titles be?

Snow White - Poisoned

Bambi - Shot

Tarzan - Dangled/Hurled

Dumbo - Bullied

Alice in Wonderland - Confused

Pinocchio - Shafted


Any more suggestions?

[universALLove]

Peter Pan - Neverland: The Return of Michael Jackson

Sleeping Beauty - Pricked

The Aristocats - Catnapped

The Fox and the Hound - Frenemies

The Little Mermaid - Splash

The Hunchback of Notre Dame - Genocide: The Struggles of a Gypsy Woman (La Da Dee, La Da Da)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE[/youtube]

Beauty and the Beast - Enchanted

...and if they decide to do a short for Frozen no doubt they'll call it Melted Ever After

[Marky_198]

Haha "Pricked"

101 Dalmatians - "Spotted"

[SWillie!]

Look, here's THIS topic for the ten zillionth time.

[Sky Syndrome]

Dumbo - Trunks
Robin Hood - Outfoxed

The Fox and the Hound - Frenemies

I really like that one!

[WilbyDaniels]

Cinderella: Abused

[WilbyDaniels]

Lady and the Tramp:Redeemed
Peter Pan: Kidnapped
The Sword in the Stone:King

[Jules]

The Fox and the Hound - Frenemies

In Italy it's actually known as "Nemicamici", which is a portmanteau of "nemici" and "amici" (enemies and friends).

Look, here's THIS topic for the ten zillionth time.

I know! But now I'm laughing!

[Cheshire_Cat]

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - "Dwarfed"

Pinocchio - "Boys Will Be Boys"

Cinderella - "The Slip"

*Get it? It's a pun on Cinderella's glass slipper and over the fact that she gave her step-mother "the slip" when she went to the ball!

The Rescuers - "Swamped"

The Little Mermaid - "Fish Out Of Water"

[Elladorine]

We all know times have changed

Eh, not really . . .

[pap64]

I second enigawing: as clever of a jab towards Disney this may seem, it is FAR from being recent.

[Escapay]

Ed Gombert's list is just as classic as the films mocked.

Albert