"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way. But out of that a new holiday was born:
a Festivus for the rest of us!"
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Here's a tip on how to make a Festivus pole:
http://www.ehow.com/how_5343346_make-fe ... bucks.html
Dont' forget, you can't use the pole while you're doing the Feats of Strength. Yeah I know it's tempting, but it's a no-no.
Don't forget to distribute your Human Fund cards...

If you need anymore info, refer to Wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus
