How Young Hollywood Should Do Disney?

[MJW]

Say what? Check out this article and prepare to be horrified:

http://www.celebuzz.com/young-hollywood ... s-s255421/

Wow. Let's hope we never see a day when their choice of actors get these classic roles.

[milojthatch]

Well THAT was officially the creepiest thing I've seen today.

[Wonderlicious]

OMG that article is soooo funny! lyk i wud soooooo luv it if that were to actually happen! i loved alice in wonderland remade, itd be better than the lame film they made in the 50s, though not as bad as boring fantasia or weird dumbo (elephants dont fly u twits). i cant wait for the new cinderella! robert pattyson is sooooooo prince charming in my eyes (EDWARD CULLEN ONLY ALIVE ). like, prince charming was soooo hot too, they used him in cinderella as well as snow write. id luv it if i woke up seeing robbo pressing over me giving me a kiss. taylor lautnur wud be cool as erick too, as they both have hot and chris colfer as peter pan! he is so short and squeaky like peter pan, or mickey! AND I LOVE GLEE as i was in a glee club (we sang "der vogelfänger bin ich ja" and "je ne regrette rien", as well as "party in the usa"), and i sooooooo wish that he cud be frends with me! every cool fangirl needs her gayboy, and hed be so luvly as a gay best friend! plus lindsay lohn wud be perfect as ariel as they both have red hair and big boobs. oooh, i so hope they make the little mermaid in live action!

its all so magical isnt it? but u wont believe what my twin bruther joe wrote to me when i showed hin this email ova twitter. hes such a mean ass, hes been so smartass since he went to college and learned lots of stuff and became an interlectual. look what hog wash wrote:

WHO THE HELL WROTE THAT ARTICLE? It sounds as though it was dreamed up by an imaginative (well, just plain bored) fifteen year old who simply has a pipe dream of jumping into the movie industry successfully and gaining a place at Disney, despite them having so little artistic merit. Half those actors are just teen icons, and not proper actors whatsoever. And I don't think any of those actors would really want to play those roles; I'm sure poor Kurt from Glee would hate to be cast as Peter Pan of all characters, and Jonas Brother Number 2 or 3 doesn't strike me as someone who would love to have fake fur glued to his body in the role of Robin Hood. Really, this list was a real waste of time, and I just pray that the Disney company don't listen, despite any profit that may be involved.

first of all, kurt the gleek has a name, and its chris colfer, duh. and how dare u wee on ppls dreams? urgh, hes such a cynical jerk, i hate him. ive delted him off myspace, off facebook, off twitter, even ping (itunes' new social networking sound where wee can share our favorite paramore and miley circus songs! ). im so glad he dont cum on here; he doesnt deserve to talk of klassiks on this forum.

[Escapay]

Wondy, I bow down to you.

albert

[littlefuzzy]

The really freakish thing is Robert Pattinson's creepy half-real/half-animated date (in photo #2.)

[Neal]

Okay, so wow - I actually have no problem with Lohan, Lautner, Gaga or Watson - my taste in celebrities is so unpredictable and I actually like those four.

The rest of those imbeciles? No. I'd rather stab my eyes out than see them desecrate a Disney character.

Not that "gay lord and savior" Gaga as Maleficent or crack-addict Lohan as Ariel would not desecrate those characters.

Oh, and Rihanna is alright, too.

[Animalia]

Wonderlicious: Simply inspirational, but you forgot to add lots of "whatevers".

The only one on that list I could tolerate would be Taylor Swift, now I would like to see Lady Gaga as... Cruella! But seriously if Disney does do the live-action Beauty and the Beast, they'd better get unknowns or broadway people.

[Super Aurora]

LOL at Justin beaver as Pinocchio.

[VagueSimplicity]

I laughed when I saw Lady Gaga as Maleficent. I could totally see her playing that Disney role or Cruella or maybe even the Evil Queen from Snow White. She was born to play evil, imo.

Selena as Snow White? Sure, she's got brown eyes and similar black hair, but no. Plus, their voices are on opposite sides of the spectrum. Snow White's is annoyingly high, and Selena's is annoyingly low and sarcastic.

I see the similarities between Robert Pattinson and Prince Charming. I kept thinking, "what the hell, they have the same eyebrow shape and even the same jawline?". Still, it's a no.

Taylor Swift as Cinderella; that's okay.

Lindsay Lohan as Ariel? Maybe before she got on the meth and got all that disgusting surgery.

How the hell did someone place Lautner as Eric? They look nothing alike. I could see him more as Prince Phillip because of the squinty, brown eyes.

Justin Bieber as Pinocchio = lulz. Perfect. At least the writer had some sense of humor.

Miley Cyrus as Belle? OH DEAR GOD NO!

How did Nick Jonas get Robin Hood?

Joe Jonas as Aladdin? Now this is really crazy.

Dakota Fanning as Aurora? She's too short to play that role. Honestly, she's more of a Tinker Bell than Emma.

Emma Watson. Love her! I'd cheer for her the most if she were to play a Disney character. Though I don't see her as Tinker Bell; I see her as more of a Wendy. Maybe because of the accent? lol.

Rihanna as Tiana? Maybe...

As for Jasmine and Mulan, I don't know the actresses. :-/

[Sailor Eric]

Talk about random choices!!!

Lady Gaga as Maleficent could make sense. At least she has a long face like Maleficent and can be very dramatic.

I always felt Reese Witherspoon or Rachel McAdams could be Ariel, especially Rachel!!! But maybe they're a bit old for the role now. :S

Sleeping Beauty is a real though one if you look for someone with her facial feaures...