Chalkboard: "I Will Not"

[avonleastories95]

If you have seen the opening of the Simpsons, you have seen that Bart always writes something random on the Chalkboard. That is the idea that this game is based on. Whoever writes the funniest and most random sentence wins 30 Pink Elephants! I will start:
I WILL NOT WORK FOR FOOD.

[Escapay]

I will not work for food, food works to be eaten by me.

I will not feed the Loomis.

I will not go time-traveling with Zoltack and Isidour without finding someone to look after the cheese factory.

I will not watch Beauty and the Beast with Marky_198.

I will not play the UltimateDisney Drinking Game with alcohol...again.

I will not burn my slipcovers in front of Alan and make him dive into the bonfire to save them.

I will not send letters to WDHE every month saying "You guys suck."

I will not use my spare Digital Copy disc as a coaster unless I have a complete matching set.

I will not free the pink elephants from my evil clutches and allow them to be given as a prize.



albert

[Lazario]

I will not watch Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom. Ever.

I will not eat an Oreo Cakester. Ever again.

I will not write in printed books... Unless they're Ann Coulter's.

I will not let Big Disney Fan get away with this- if it's the last thing I do.

I will not drink orange juice from a jug. Anymore.

I will not get up and go into the other room to get a fly swatter- I'm too lazy.

I will not laugh at Larry the Cable Guy... unless he cheats on his wife or falls off the stage.

I won't back down.

I will not be recognized in public.

I will not forget the 90's.

I will not remember the 80's- it's all a blur.

I will not cross-dress.

I will not wear cologne.

I will not use the phrase "fail" or "epic fail" in one / two-word sentences.

I will not see Lady Gaga as part of the problem until she actually is.

I will not stop yawning.

I wish I could stop sneezing, but I will not.

I will not organize, nor stop wishing I could.

[avonleastories95]

It would not be fair to the other person if one wins and the other doesn't, both posts were equally good, so the winners are:
ESCAPAY AND LAZARIO!
And now as promised
30 Pink Elephants for Escapay:

30 Pink Elephants for Lazario:

Bye Bye competition, it is now time to play for fun !

[Chernabog_Rocks]

I will not start more Hurt or Heal games because I am too impatient to wait for others to end first.

[avonleastories95]

I will not refer to a Cancer (someone who is born in June) as the disease.

I will not watch Pete's Dragon with avonleastories95.

I will not let this be locked!

I will not sell my kidney on Ebay.

I will not wait another year to join this Forum.

I will not start another Hurt or Heal until 2012.

I will not get a reply from Margos.

I will not believe in 2012.

I will not vote Democrat for the next election.

I will not see Star Wars, ever!

I will not take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is artistic!

I will not quote from the Godfather!

I will not yell whenever I see a person with Black Hair "I think I just saw Elvis!"

I will not, or never wanna be "Forever Young."

I will not get a reply for this!

I will not drink the Holy Moley Water!

I will not ever eat Sugar-Free Ice Lollies.

I will not have sex until marriage.

I will not cheat on my girl if I get one!

I will not say Maleficent is the best Disney Villain because I don't believe it!

I will be banned after this post.

I WILL WRITE IN LOWERCASE IF I KNEW HOW!

[zackisthewalrus]

I will not kiss a girl and like it.

I will never discuss colors in a Beauty and the Beast discussion.

I will never bootleg a movie that isn't Song of the South.

I will look over the fact that the lace collar is offensive.

I will not say that DVD sucks to people who refuse to change to Blu-ray.

I will not see the musical "Cats" ever again.

[Margos]

I will not watch Pete's Dragon with avonleastories95.

You won't watch it alone?

I will not get a reply from Margos.

What is this in response to? Was I suppose to respond to you with something? Because if I accidentally ignored you or something, I'm terribly sorry.

[Scarred4life]

I will not make a countdown until Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is released.

At least, not yet.

[avonleastories95]

I will not watch Pete's Dragon with avonleastories95.

You won't watch it alone?

I will not get a reply from Margos.

What is this in response to? Was I suppose to respond to you with something? Because if I accidentally ignored you or something, I'm terribly sorry.

Yes, I watch it alone. For the sake of others, I wrote that comment. I sing all the songs, and it is like a partyhouse, I was writing random sentences for the chalkboard! Oh, and for the "I will not get a reply from Margos" was also a random sentence. You are fine, darlin' . Some were funny, and some were true. If I offended you in some way, I do apologize with a thousand pardons!

[Margos]

If I offended you in some way, I do apologize with a thousand pardons!

That's OK, I was worried that I offended you in some way. So it all worked out, .

[Lazario]

I Will Not vote in anymore of those damn Hurt or Heal games.

I've seen the light! I'm cured!