This is a new forum game. It works like this - create Disney related headlines you wouldn't want to read because they'd be things you'd never want to happen. You can write the headline and a few lines of text.
I'll start:
"Disney Archives Burn to Ground"
Iger Admits "we didn't have a contingency plan, everything's truly gone...". The Disney Archives caught fire last night and the flames could not be contained before destroying everything inside. All of the decades worth of art and planning documents chronicling Disney's history are gone for good.
"Song of the South Sequel In Production"
Disney is creating a sequel to Song of the South involving the famous Br'er characters celebrating Obama's election. They believe it will clear the name of the original film. However, they still have no plans to release the original on DVD or Blu-ray.
...now its your turn.
Disney Related Headlines You'd Never Want To Read!
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PrincePhillipFan
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Great idea for a thread!This was based on the news I heard a few years ago.
"Disneyland and Disney World To Become Comcast-Disney Lands"
With the recent buyout of Disney to Comcast, the new company says it has some big plans for their theme parks. "We wouldn't want to do anything to damage the good Disney image," said the CEO of Comcast. "However, we still want some changes done to the park so they are more relevant to the media society of today." Future plans and changes include shooting laser guns on Pirates of the Caribbean and It's A Small World, Scared Stiff: The Haunted Mansion experience (a new reality show where people must spend a night in a truly frightening Haunted Mansion), and replacing the Sleeping Beauty walk-thru and Fantasyland dark rides with virtual reality exhibits. A Comcast spokeswoman, now ousting former president Tony Baxter, of creative development at Imagineering announced, "Our goal is to create these experiences virtually and make you feel like you're really there; while at the same time eliminating the unnecessary nasty stuff, like the actual sets and figures, which we have determined will only detract from the virtual experience."
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"Classic Disney Princess Movies Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty and Snow White to get the princess voices re-dubbed with the Princess of Pop -- Miley Cyrus will be doing the speaking voice and the singing voice of each of the Princesses"
Disney Channel died when they stopped airing movies with Haley mills (Parent Trap and Pollyanna) and fun adventure movies like Swiss Family Robinson. R.I.P. the REAL Disney Channel. Date of Death: When the shows became teenie bopperish.
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Jack Skellington
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Read the Premise of the GAME, Jack.Jack Skellington wrote:WTF, so all the original films are gone ?
Please someone tell me this is an early April fool shenanigan.
Disney Channel died when they stopped airing movies with Haley mills (Parent Trap and Pollyanna) and fun adventure movies like Swiss Family Robinson. R.I.P. the REAL Disney Channel. Date of Death: When the shows became teenie bopperish.
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rs_milo_whatever
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jediliz wrote:"Classic Disney Princess Movies Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty and Snow White to get the princess voices re-dubbed with the Princess of Pop -- Miley Cyrus will be doing the speaking voice and the singing voice of each of the Princesses"
I believe Britney Spears is the only princess of pop
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Jack Skellington
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We're talking a DISNEY RATING of G Princess and Miley fits that at the moment.rs_milo_whatever wrote:jediliz wrote:"Classic Disney Princess Movies Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty and Snow White to get the princess voices re-dubbed with the Princess of Pop -- Miley Cyrus will be doing the speaking voice and the singing voice of each of the Princesses"
I believe Britney Spears is the only princess of pop
Disney Channel died when they stopped airing movies with Haley mills (Parent Trap and Pollyanna) and fun adventure movies like Swiss Family Robinson. R.I.P. the REAL Disney Channel. Date of Death: When the shows became teenie bopperish.
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Lazario
I've got a few:
1) Disney Locks Classic Films in Their Vault Forever because DVD sales of Classic Films Don't Make as Much Money as Re-Releases of The Lion King and The Incredibles, etc.
2) Disney Closes Down YouTube because Too Many of Their Movies are being Uploaded
3) Disney Increases Vault-Time for Each Film to 50 Years
4) Disney Closes Archives Forever and Forces Collectors to Surrender All Copies of Their Artwork
5) Disney Orders Everyone Who Captures Images from Their Films Online (Avatars, Screen-caps, etc) to Delete them or they'll be sued for $1,000,000 per image
6) Disney Sues Everyone Who Uploads Short Video / Audio Clips from Their Films Online for $1,000,000 per clip
1) Disney Locks Classic Films in Their Vault Forever because DVD sales of Classic Films Don't Make as Much Money as Re-Releases of The Lion King and The Incredibles, etc.
2) Disney Closes Down YouTube because Too Many of Their Movies are being Uploaded
3) Disney Increases Vault-Time for Each Film to 50 Years
4) Disney Closes Archives Forever and Forces Collectors to Surrender All Copies of Their Artwork
5) Disney Orders Everyone Who Captures Images from Their Films Online (Avatars, Screen-caps, etc) to Delete them or they'll be sued for $1,000,000 per image
6) Disney Sues Everyone Who Uploads Short Video / Audio Clips from Their Films Online for $1,000,000 per clip