</center><i>Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the 4th Annual UltimateDisney.com/DVDizzy.com Movie and Media Awards. A few hours ago, the biggest stars from the worlds of film, television, music, radio, and print gathered on the red carpet with the most prestigious members of Ultimate Disney and DVDizzy. Now, they've taken a seat in the awards' brand-new home, The MM&TV Theatre, where they will award the best that the entertainment industry has delivered in 2007. Now, please make welcome your host, Aaron Wallace. </i>
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Aaron: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the 4th Annual UltimateDisney.com/DVDizzy.com Movie and Media Awards. It's an honor to be back hosting the awards this year. I don't know about you, but I was on <i>The Lookout</i> for sequels this year, and I think I <i>Saw</i> about <i>300</i>. <i>Harry Potter</i> had a <i>Premonition</i>, <i>Spider-Man</i> was <i>Superbad</i>, and <i>Shrek</i> returned for another <i>Epic Movie</i>.
Love was in the air as well... <i>Juno</i> got <i>Knocked Up</i> while <i>Chuck & Larry</i> got a <i>License to Wed</i>. <i>The Heartbreak Kid</i> grew <i>A Mighty Heart</i> but couldn't say "<i>I Think I Love My Wife</i>", leaving <i>The Ex</i> in need of a <i>Hitcher</i>.
The movies took us all over the world this year, from <i>Fleet Street</i> to <i>Disturbia</i> and from <i>3:10 to Yuma</i>. We made an <i>Eastern Promise</i> in <i>The Land of Women</i> to find a <i>Martian Child</i> but travelled <i>Across the Universe</i> to no avail; we got lost in all the <i>Stardust</i> and wound up <i>At World's End</i> instead. Fortunately, there's a <i>Bridge to Terabithia</i>, but that's <i>No Country for Old Men</i>, so <i>Mr. Magorium</i> might want to head <i>Into the Wild</i> instead.
But I'm afraid things took a violent turn. Unfortunately for <i>Jesse James</i>, <i>There Will Be Blood</i> <i>Before the Devil Knows You're Dead</i>, thanks to <i>Sweeney Todd</i>'s <i>Blades of Glory</i>. Due to a <i>Breach</i> in security, an <i>American Gangster</i> perpetuated an <i>Assassination</i>. Fortunately, there was <i>Atonement</i> when <i>The Brave One</i> unleashed <i>Balls of Fury</i> on the <i>Shooter</i> and <i>The Savages</i>. The good guys showed that <i>We Own the Night</i>.
Elsewhere, though, <i>The Dark is Rising</i> (and so is <i>Hannibal</i>). A <i>Ghost Rider</i> arrived in time for <i>Halloween</i>, when <i>Daddy's Little Girls</i> and the <i>December Boys</i> grabbed a can of <i>Hairspray</i> and became <i>Transformers</i>: Kerri Russell went as a <i>Waitress</i> and Amanda Bynes went as <i>Sydney White</i>. But <i>This Christmas</i>, <i>Alvin and the Chipmunks</i> <i>Enchanted</i> us with <i>Music and Lyrics</i>, so <i>Fred Claus</i> was happy.
We're almost at the end, but <i>I'm Not There</i> yet...
There was an <i>Alpha Dog</i> and an <i>Underdog</i>, a <i>Hot Rod</i> and <i>Hot Fuzz</i>, a <i>Golden Age</i> and a <i>Silver Surfer</i>, a <i>Game Plan</i> and an <i>Ultimatum</i>, a <i>Bee</i> and a <i>Butterfly</i>. There were <i>Wild Hogs</i> and <i>T</i>eenage <i>M</i>utant <i>N</i>inja <i>T</i>urtles. <i>Dan</i> had a <i>Real Life</i>; <i>Lars</i> had a <i>Real Girl</i>. <i>The Simpsons</i> left <i>The TV Set</i>. We learned a little French: "<i>Ratatouille</i>" et "<i>La Vie en Rose</i>". A <i>Book of Secrets</i> gave us <i>The Golden Compass</i> so that we could <i>Walk Hard</i> but avoid the <i>August Rush Hour</i> on our way to <i>Meet the Robinsons</i> in a <i>Wonder Emporium</i> of the future, where <i>Nancy Drew</i> figured out that the <i>Zodiac</i> was <i>The Last Mimzy</i>.
On the small screen, "Cavemen" came "Back to You" in the form of their own series, trying to rake in more "Dirty Sexy Money" for Geico, but ultimately "Lost" the ratings war. Music provided plenty of entertainment too and <i>It Won't Be Soon Before Long</i> that Amy Winehouse takes <i>The Walk</i> back into "Rehab". Sounds like she needs a "Wake Up Call" but "Teardrops" on the "Guitar" are all you hear <i>These Days</i>. But "Up Above My Head I Hear Music in the Air", so "That's How You Know" that you're "Never Far Behind". On the bookshelves, there was a <i>Mosaic</i> of <i>Brains</i> and <i>Deathly Hallows</i> and on DVD, there was a <i>Twist in Time</i>.
It was a year <i>to Remember</i> and there's much to commemorate as we gather in the brand new MM&TV Theatre. So "What Time Is It?" Time for the show!
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