What Non Disney Characters Wouldn't Say

Mason_Ireton · Post by **Mason_Ireton** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:14 pm

It's a spin on What Disney Characters Wouldn't Say. So same rules apply.

Peter Griffith: Why am I going to the limit of Animation? this whole war on Computer and Drawings is just wacko. I should go for a live action part.

Inuyashasgirl_1323 · Post by **Inuyashasgirl_1323** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:03 pm

Ok ok.. so my friend likes alvin and the chipmunks so here are some ideas of what they might not ever say...

Alvin: Dave we wanna be Rock Stars like AC-DC or Kiss.....

Theo: Yeah Dave haven't you heard that song "Rockstar by Nickelback"?

Simon: According to the populational standards we are out dated and might as well be working for the Easter bunny!!!

Dave: Well then... Your going to needs a drummer!!!

All: Ok lets get-r-done!!!

memnv · Post by **memnv** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:41 pm

Harry Potter: I love the Dursley's

Froddo Baggins - Ring, what ring, I aint got no ring

Johnny Storm (the human torch) - I wish I could turn into a big orange rock like my buddy the Thing

Luke Skywalker - I dont care if Leia is my sister, I still want to marry her

Austin Powers - Rock On

Mason_Ireton · Post by **Mason_Ireton** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:58 pm

The Nanny

Fran Fine: Mr. Shelfield

Mr. Shefield: Yes Ms. Fine? *eyes her outfit*

Fran: Would you believe me if I told that I wasn't out on the street but just playin the pauper trick??

Isidour · Post by **Isidour** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:15 pm

Terminator: I'll be...nah is way far!
The Joker: Can't we have a serious conversation here?
Batman: OMG bats! hurt them hurt them!
King Leonidas: They're like....a lot while we're just like...300?...let's parlay

Inuyashasgirl_1323 · Post by **Inuyashasgirl_1323** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:19 pm

SuperMan: OMG She did what???

Batman: Do these Make my Butt look Big??

Peter Griffith: Oh No You Didn't!!! Bitch Please!

Chris Griffith: *starts to sing* I am beauitful no matter what they say, words can bring me down, cause im Beauitful no matter what they say!!

*Spiderman and Mary Jane are sitting down at a coffiee shop, Spiderman is about to confess that he's gay to Mary Jane*

Spiderman: Mary Jane.... I... Um.... Im...
Mary Jane: Just F**king spit it out!!!
Spiderman: IM gay....
Mary Jane: So do that mean I can run back to that one dude now???
Spiderman: ....... *evil look, thinking evil thoughts*
Mary Jane: Um.... Yeah well I think that we should stay friends, cause I've always wanted a gay friend to hang out with.
Spiderman: Ok like OMG lets go to the Mall and get like our nails down, like OMG I broke a nail!!!!
Mary Jane: *thinks- OMG he really is gay, EWWWW I fell in love with a gay guy* EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *she says out loud*
Spiderman: Like whats wrong?
Mary Jane: Nothing im ok!
Spiderman: what ever.. *starts laughing like a school girl*
END

TheValentineBros · Post by **TheValentineBros** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:45 pm

Starscream: Well, what's it about anyways?
Sonic: Dunno.
Peter Griffin: Me either.
Stan Smith: Uh...
CD-i Link: GREAT.

Isidour · Post by **Isidour** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:45 pm

Severus Snape: Mr. Potter in my class? HURRAY! (dance around while jiggling)
Mad Eye Moody: Nah, who cares 'bout safety? LET'S FLY AS LOW AS WE CAN!
Voldemort: OMG a snake! take it away take it away!!!!
Dumbledore:(whispers to himself)Merlin's beard, Minerva looks soo hot this morning!

Mason_Ireton · Post by **Mason_Ireton** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:08 pm

Harry Potter *after hearing Dumbledore expresses his lust for Minerva*: But Prof. Dumbledore, I always imagined you as well....

Prof. Dumbledore: Imagined me as what Harry?? *looks at Hary questionably*

Harry Potter: Sir with all due respect, you come off as gay

*Dumbledore looks surpised*

Harry: Prof. are you alright?

Prof. Dumbledore: Yes Harry, but you realizes that I have to kill you now, before you exploit my secrect.

Prudence · Post by **Prudence** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:17 pm

memnv wrote:Harry Potter: I love the Dursley's

Best one so far.

Dwayne LeFountaine, the Verminator*:
"I wanted to be a veterinarian, but nooooo, I was too dirt poor and useless! Deny me my dream, will you? Damn state of Texas." - looks in mirror - "I need to lose this fake, tacky comb-over."

*From Over the Hedge.

Mason_Ireton · Post by **Mason_Ireton** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:51 pm

Frodo: The ring? what's the Ring??

Gandalf: I'm talkin about the Ring.

Frodo *pulls out an engagement ring*: This one?

Sam: Yes *he gets down on a knee* Frodo....

*Frodo's creeped out*

Gandalf: Sam you traitor *kills Sam*

Inuyashasgirl_1323 · Post by **Inuyashasgirl_1323** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:07 pm

*Batman and Robin sitting in the bat cave, Batman helping Robin out with his math homework... And well its going no were... There still on problem "1"*

Robin: Batman are you going to help me with my math or are you just going to sit on your lazy a** all day??

Batman: *Stares mad at Robin* Ok fine what do you need help with?

Robin: Number one!!!

Batman: You have to be joking??

Robin: Nope.*looking confused*

Batman: whats the problem?

Robin: Ok its -3-2(-2+x)-3

Batman *who now is confused but shows no trace of being it: Its Fish...

Robin: *???? confused but goes with it...* ok so the anwser is fish.. *he writes the answer down* Ok so how did you get fish?

Batman: Ummm... The teacher on "Fairy Godparents" told me that fairys can make 2+2= Fish so i guess that if 2+2= fish then your math problem also was Fish..

Robin: YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID PERSON I KNOW!!!!!!

Batman: ok now im back to my show *the fairy godparents* Its my fave like i so love like cosmo... like OMG he's hot..

*Robin leaves the bat cave saying to his self..* hes suppose to be my father??? Hes more like my mother!!

Mason_Ireton · Post by **Mason_Ireton** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:14 am

*laughs* ah man I got thrown off course on this thing *chuckles* cause at first I thought you were goin down the ol' Batman/Robin relationship, but then it kicks you into a different direction.

Inuyashasgirl_1323 · Post by **Inuyashasgirl_1323** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:11 pm

Fry: Hey Bender..... Um... never mind..
Bender: Fry... Are you Gay??
Fry:*looks shocked* NO NO I was just wonder if you thought I would be sweet if Lela and Amy were Les.....
Bender:*Thinks about it* Well now that you bring it up, Yes it would be sweet....
Lela: I HEARD THAT... FRY YOUR DEAD!!!!!!!!!
*Fry starts running away, Lela starts chasing him down with a metal Fish*

Mason_Ireton · Post by **Mason_Ireton** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:57 pm

*chuckles* hmmm.... never seen Futurama, so I'll have to watch it tonight.

Anybody up for a Sex and the city spoof??

Disneyfan · Post by **Disneyfan** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:18 pm

Theodore: You guys I have considered dieting what do you guys think?

Alvin: *Snickering to himself while trying to keep a straight face*

Simon*Holding back a laugh and talking to himself* Don't look directly at him if you do you're gonna end up laughing.

Prudence · Post by **Prudence** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:36 pm

Carrie Bradshaw: "I'm a virgin."

Flanger-Hanger · Post by **Flanger-Hanger** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:18 pm

Joan Crawford: I got you some new wire hangers and I expect you to use them.

Ash: Shop smart. Shop at Wal*Mart.

Jules · Post by **Jules** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:33 pm

Isidour wrote:Voldemort: OMG a snake! take it away take it away!!!!

Some jokes are so simple and yet so funny!

Inuyashasgirl_1323 · Post by **Inuyashasgirl_1323** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:20 pm

Austin Powers: I dont want my mojo any more... Take it way Dr. Evil!!!

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