Six characters on...... a tour of Disney World (Round 2)

[Prince Phillip]

Thanks so much Prince Phillip! I'm flattered! Just to let you know, I'm a she, not a he. Honest mistake I'm going to do what you suggested and start a new round. Here goes -
Tantor from Tarzan
Malificent from Sleeping Beauty
Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh
Zeus from Hercules
LeFou from Beauty and the Beast
and Basil from The Great Mouse Detective
are all taking a behind the scenes tour of Walt Disney World! (this should be fun . . .)
Be creative . . . and remember . . . haaaaaaaave fun with it!

Just wanted to set this up, I plan on doing the dialogue tomarrow, although, I have never seen Great Mouse Detective, so I don't know how well my Basil will represent the character from the movie...

[Loomis]

Well, since I'm in a writing mood, I'll have a crack at it...

Zeus:
Ah, so we ave all gathered here for the tour. What shall we do?

Tantor:
I wanna go on the teacups!!!

LeFou:
You weel not find moi on zee tee cups. I am a lover, not a spinner.

Malificent :
You fools! You do not know what find of trouble I can cause for you all. It is a small world after all.

LeFou:
Non! Anything but that!

Malificent:
Quiet you silly ornament. What say you, donkey?

Eyeore:
I don't care. It's not like you'll listen anyway.

Zeus:
Um. Where are we?

LeFou:
You are ze God. You tell us.

Malificent:
Argh! You have doomed us you foolish god. You will learn not to trifle with me again. Who left you in charge?

Zeus:
I'm a God!

Malificent:
Yeah, and I can turn into a dragon but you don't hear me bragging about it.

Basil:
Not to worry! Basil - The Great Mouse Detective will find his way to the teacups!

HOURS & ONE TEACUP RIDE LATER...

Basil:
That all ended well.

Eyeore:
I don't feel so good. I think I'm going to be sick. If anyone cares.

Tantor:
I wanna go again!

[jambo*rafiki]

Applause for Loomis! Now here comes round 3 . . .
Characters:
Bernard from The Rescuers
Scuttle from The Little Mermaid
Roo from Winnie the Pooh
The Caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland
Toby (the dog) from The Great Mouse Detective
Shenzi the Hyena from The Lion King
In case you haven't noticed, this is The Animal Issue . . . and they are all at the zoo (not necessarily in cages)