Um.. try and think of it more as the opposite of what characters would say.
Like, we all know how gloomy Eeyore is, so he'd never say "What a glorious day to be alive!"
Or since we know how much Hook hates Peter Pan, he'd never say "You know, all this fighting is silly. Why don't we go have some milk and cookies and we can talk this over".
So try and think of a character and then find the opposite of what you think they would say.
Willie the Operatic Whale (Make Mine Music - The Whale Who Wanted to Sing at the Met), to anyone - "Whale Meat for Sale!! Delicious, Soon-to-be-Slaughtered Whale Meat for Sale!! Put me in all your sandwiches. I won't come back from the dead and my zombie-blubber won't worm out from between the pieces of bread and undulate, festering, all over the floor. You won't choke on Me, and that's a promise. I just slide right down your throat. Mmm... Tasty! What beverage will you quench your thirst with while your scarfing me down in a burger-bun? Oh, I get it. I wasn't as satisfying to you as I claimed to be... You need a beverage to wash that yucky Whale taste out of your mouth. I know rejection when I see it! Well, maybe you won't choke on me. But you can always toss me back up... I think I'll taste like Garlic-and Sauerkraut-flavored-urine when your stomach sends me back out the way I came in. I'll certainly be much more pleasing in-death than I was in-life."
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JIMINY CRICKET: [When made official conscience for Pinocchio by the Blue Fairy] Say, that's pretty swell. Gee thanks. [Notices his badge is missing; furious] Hey! Where's my badge you *expletive* old whore?!
A Villains Anonymous Meeting: Gaston: Hello, my name is Gaston and...um... Moderator: It's okay, we don't judge... Gaston: Okay, um...my name is Gaston...and I'm a villain. Villains: Hello, Gaston. Gaston: I don't know how it started, actually. I mean...it was fun being the guy everyone in town loved. Then of course, my temper and ego got the better of me...suddenly it seemed cool to spread paranoia and fear throughout our little town. It's a quiet village, every day like the one before, you know? A little town, full of little people waking up to say "Bonjour"...anyway, I got a bit jealous of this "Beast" guy...so I forced the town to go with me on a raid...attack poor enchanted objects...and...and... Moderator: It's okay, it's okay. We all learn from our villainous mistakes. The best part is you've admitted to having a problem. That's the first step, big guy! Gaston: I'm just so ashamed! I did it all because I thought I loved a girl! But she's repulsed by me and now I have nobody left!
(Gaston breaks down crying)
Escapay
WIST #60:
AwallaceUNC: Would you prefer Substi-Blu-tiary Locomotion?
WIST #61:
TheSequelOfDisney: Damn, did Lin-Manuel Miranda go and murder all your families?
Mrs. Potts (Beauty and the Beast) - "I'm straight outta Compton, bitchez!"
Aurora (Sleeping Beauty), to Phillip after waking up - "I've always relied upon the kindness of strangers. Now, do you use protection?"
Edgar the Butler (The Aristocats), *leans over* to Madame (or whatever her name was) - "Have you ever had... an Egyptian feast?" *winking eyebrows*
The Walrus and the Carpenter (Alice in Wonderland), singing, to the little oysters - "Fisheads, Fishheads, rolly polly Fishheads! Fishheads, Fishheads, eat them up! Yum!"
Ooohhh, Mason, you got it! Dumbo would never ever really say that! Good job!
Cinderella: A dream is just having visions and sounds in your mind while you sleep. Anything that happens in a dream won't happen in real life. End of story.
Prince Charming: Well, if she's the girl I love, I should be the one to find her!
Gus: Okay, here's the plan.
Chesire Cat: I'm sane.
Mad Hatter and March Hare: Happy Birthday!
Aurora: I'm really sorry but I don't remember you.
SpringHeelJack wrote:
PRINCE PHILLIP & AURORA: *anything in the second half of the movie*
You mean like Phillip: "But I have met her Father", "I didn't say it was Aurora", "I don't know who she was, some peasant girl I suppose" (there all said after the 37:30 min mark so there in the second half of the movie).
Getting back to the game:
Drizella: Want any help with those dishes?
Mr. Toad: I always follow all traffic laws and I am always respectful of pedestrians.
Eeyore: (singing): Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! I got a beautiful feeling everythings goin' my way!
Ariel: OMG legs suck! How the hell am I supposed to swim in these things!
Alice: I'm never smoking that stuff again!
Basil: 64 pieces! Who do you think I am Einstein?!
Gurgi: No thanks I full.
Eilonwy: Ooo, I love rats!
Headless Horseman: Why would I want one? Does it look like I have money for shampoo?
Lady: Spaghetti? No way! If were going to start dating your going to have to do better than that!
Pooh: Tigger why aren't you bouncing?
Tigger: Redbull may make you feel good for a few hours but...
Ariel: Who wants legs? And do you think I care for that retarded prince who looks more like a John Travolta reject than a human? Nah. There are lotsa hot mermen down here.
Mermen: Hey gorgeous. Wanna mate, er *cough*... ahem... I mean, wanna "date"?
Ariel: Sure! Oh, you're a handsome guy! I can't get enough of your hotness!
Mermen: Neither can I. Hey ... take off your shells.
Ariel: Sure! I'm such a slut! (Ariel starts laying eggs) ... Oh no! My fertility dispenser has switched to overdrive again!