3rd Annual UD Forum Awards - Ceremony

[AwallaceUNC]

Welcome one and all to the 3rd Annual UD Forum Awards! I'll be your host this evening (and for the many evenings to come as well) as we honor just some of the very best of UltimateDisney.com. Thanks to our mutual friend Ichabod, I'll be joined periodically by the one and only Joan Rivers, live from the red carpet, where UD's biggest stars have already begun to arrive.

This year's ceremony will feature:

MickeyMousePal

LucyLover1986

DaveWadding

James

Fidget1234

Kram Nebuer

JiminyCrick91

RJKD23

In The Vault: A Look Back At Those Banned In The Last Year

Zoltack

Wonderlicious

lord-of-sith

Loomis

bambifan56

A stirring tribute to the poster formerly known as Disney Guru and his fallen Guruettes

pinkrenata

Luke

Spongebob Squarepants

TheLittleMerman

DisneyKid

Joan Rivers

Live Musical Performances, courtesy of YouTube.com

and Timon/Pumbaa fan

...All this and much, much more when we launch the 3rd Annual UltimateDisney.com Forum Awards with the presentation of "Avatar of the Year" later tonight. Stay tuned!

Cue "Hooray For Hollywood"

-Aaron

[Just Myself]

Yay! An awards show! I love awards show! DRINKS ALL AROUND!!

Yeah, I know, 'Lock 'im in the brig til July 6', right?



-JW

[lord-of-sith]

Woo Hoo the awards have started! Can't wait to find out who won (and to hear from Ms. Rivers)!

[TheSequelOfDisney]

Yes! I've been waiting my whole life for this! Well, at least this year, anyway

[AwallaceUNC]

Here to kick off our ceremony with the first award, please welcome Fidget1234!

The UD Forum Member Avatars...
We love looking at them.
They're humorous.
They're witty.
They make us smile.
Bust most of all,
they say a little something about the member who uses them.
Every so often a few stand out among the rest.
Congrats to all the nominees for this category. They are:

2099net
Disneykid
Loomis
Luke
pinkrenata
Timon/Pumbaa fan

The winner for Avatar of the Year goes to UD Forum Member...




<center>Disneykid


This is Disneykid's first Golden Mickey award.</center>

Here ya go, DK. Congrats!



While we await Kelvin's acceptance speech and possibly a word from Joan outside on the red carpet, feel free to discuss and offer Disneykid your congratulations. Tomorrow night we'll have the award for UD Forum of the Year...

-Aaron

[DisneyPrincess]

Allow me to be the first to congratulate you, DisneyKid. Your avatar makes us smile!

Hip Hip Hooray
Hip Hip Hooray
Hip Hip Hooray!!!!

[The Little Merman]

Congratulations, Kelvin!!



*tlm

P.S. - I love the statuettes.

P.P.S. - We're like sooo totally matching.

*edit* P.P.P.S. - Okay, we're like sooo not totally matching.

[lord-of-sith]

Congrats DK!

Makes me laugh every time!

[CJ]

Congratulations, Disneykid, on your first Golden Mickey award!

[DarthPrime]

Congrats Disneykid!

[cydney]

Congratulations Disneykid on your first Golden Mickey!!
I love the statue btw.

[Robin Hood]

Congradulations Kelvin!

[Loomis]

Congratulation, DK!

*puts on gracious loser face*

Actually, I think that is the Jack Nicholson in the front row face...

[Disneykid]

Holy crap! I never actually expected to win! ::tears well up:: I'm sorry, let me just have a bite of something to calm myself down...

::pops in something unseen from his pocket into his mouth, grows 50 feet tall::

Awww, man...I thought it was a sweet tart...::cries harder, flooding the room:: I better hurry up with my acceptance speech before this becomes Titanic 2. Let's see...

Thank you to everyone who voted for me! I feel kind of guilty accepting this since I stole my avatar from another site whereas the other winners of tonight will have actually earned their awards. Oh, what am I saying? Four years in this joint and I finally get something for it! ::snatches award from Aaron before he realizes he snatched Aaron himself:: Whoops, sorry, Aaron. Now, to all of you who didn't vote for me, you're all pompous, bad-tempered old tyrants!*

::shrinks back to normal size::

Hehe...Umm...I think this is the part where I run, or rather, swim away. Thanks again! ::swims swiftly::

*Not seriously meant towards non-Kelvin voters..

[Zoltack]

That was the greatest acceptance speech I've ever read!

Also great presentation speech Fidget1234, I thought it was very creative.

Congratulations DK!!!

[Kram Nebuer]

Congratulations, DisneyKid/Kelvin!! :madhatter:

I feel kind of guilty accepting this since I stole my avatar from another site whereas the other winners of tonight will have actually earned their awards. Oh, what am I saying? Four years in this joint and I finally get something for it!

I was about to say how witting and inspiring your avatar was and the truth unfolds! I am ashamed to have voted on a fraud ! lol, Jk, but thank you very much for your honesty! You still deserve the uber awesome Golden Mickey for finding the coooool avatar and sharing it with the rest of us! Congrats on finally getting something and great speech!!!

p.s. gaaaaaah I feel ashamed because my presentation of nominees is a lot longer than Fidget1234's!

p.p.s. Just wanted to give kudos to TheLittleMerman for using the post scripts grammatically correct. As my 7th Grade English Teacher said, "You shouldn't be s-ing, you should be p-ing...no pun intended"

[Disney-Fan]

Yay DisneyKid! Congratulations on being the first winner of the awards!

[ichabod]

Hello, Hello!

I know what you're thinking, I look exactly the same as I did last year! God my surgeon's good!

And after I finally negotiated payment with that jackass Luke...

(mumbling in Joan's ear)

...my lawyers have advised me to withdraw that last comment.

What I meant to say was, I gladly welcomed the opportunity to come back for another year! I mean what kind of awards ceremony worth its money could do without me mocking what the guests wear!

We're here at the same venue as last year, which still hasn't been fully rebuilt, rubble still lays everywhere!

Things have already kicked off here tonight but as always with these things that means nothing and the guests come trailing in when they feel like it and here comes some more guests now!

Oh My God, I guess Hollywood's hottest married couple still haven't been able to resolve their issues, here comes Minnie Mouse! And after Mickey turned up at last year's ceremony with Daisy Duck, Minnie's here with someone else tonight, but I can't quite see who it is, ....

My word Minnie's turned up with none other than UDs own..












Dave Wadding!

Well I never!

Now earlier we saw DisneyKid take home the Golden Mickey for best avatar, but here is some footage of him arriving earlier with an unorthadox choice of date, one of the cards from Alice in Wonderland!



We also took some footage of Loomis arriving earlier, but due to his choice of outfit, or should I say lack of outfit I don't think it's suitable for broadcast.

You know I'm sure I can hear someone shouting?

Anyway forget that, here comes PinkRenata and...



...oh my...



...oh no...



...I can't believe it!



Do you remember when Reese Witherspoon turned up at the Golden Globed wearing a dress that had been worn before?

Well Renata's wearing the same dress Loomis wore last year!



God knows how she'll live that down!

But here comes more guests and... oh


It's Johnny Depp and PlutoRegion1 with an interest choice of outfit!



I think Disney have probably hired them to dress like that to promote the upcoming Pirates of the Caribbean movie,


either that or they're both completely insane!

And considering Miss PlutoRegion1 has taken a liking to "Cars", I think insanity could be argued!

Speaking of which! I don't believe what I'm seeing!

A life size Lightning Mcqueen has just pulled up and who's that getting out...


No! The cheek of the man turning up here after what he did last year!

It's John Lasseter and look at the smug look on his face!



Joan: John you b*****d what are you doing after what you did last year, and why are you wearing that mask when we all know you're really Roy E. Disney!

John: Well thankfully the news didn't get out to everyone who I really am, you saggy faced, plastic filled elephants' ass!

Joan: What! How dare you speak to me like that! Get out, you're not welcome here! Only Disney people are welcome here, not Pixar now out!

John: But you're forgetting dear Joan, that Disney bought us, so now Pixar is Disney, which means I am allowed!

Joan: (stunned) What the! I knew the Pixar deal would have its downsides! Alright in you go Lasseter, but I'll be watching you!

(John Lasseter goes inside)

Don't worry folks, we'll get back at him by slashing the tyres on that Lightning McQueen!

it's a good job the bouncers are back again this year!



My word Paka is riding up fast on a giant my Little Pony!

Joan: Any chance of an interview Lindsey?

Paka: Sorry I can't stop this damn thing!

Well there she goes! I guess those experiments to graft wings onto horses and turn them purple, finally bore fruit!

You know, I can still hear someone shouting I think it's coming from over by this pile of rubble!

Oh My God someone's trapped under this rubble!

Joan: Hello, Hello! Who's there, Are you alright!

David Brown: It's me Dave Brown!

Joan: Who?

David Brown: CEO of Blue Sky!

Joan: What?

David Brown:

Joan: What?

David Brown: We made 'Robots'! Please you must remember, we had this exact same conversation when we met last year!

Joan: I'm sorry I don't think we've ever met before!

David Brown: Please, just get me out of here. I've had to survive for the past year eating the rock I've been trapped under! It's made one hell of a mess of my digestive sysytem!

Joan: ( to crew) OK fellas help him out!

(David Brown is freed from under the rubble)

David Brown: Hooray! I survived! I'm alive! Now I'll be able to fulfill my dream of making 'Robots II: Same plot as original movie but with role reversal'.

Joan: Go to the first tent over there! Wait something's appearing, whateveryour'ecalled Look out! Oh My God, the first death of the night! Something has landed right on top of him!

It's a Tardis!

And who's inside...









Why it's 2099net! And look, that loveable blackguard is eating a chocalate bar unaware of the death he has just caused!

Back to the ceremony!

[DaveWadding]

LMFAO. Joan is always at the top of her game, if I do say so myself.

[Disneykid]

Brilliant as always, Joan! I wonder if the public will find out Lasseter's little secret, and if they do, will pandemonium ensue like in last year's ceremony? Only time will tell...