For some reason not everyone respects the fact that I'm a Disney lover. Here I'm going to show you some conversations I've had with different people.
Conversation 1
I had this hot argument with two friends of mine at school, Nathaniel and Marco. This is a reconstruction and may not be entirely accurate.
"J" means Julian, in other words, me.
"N" means Nathaniel.
"M" means Marco.
Somehow the conversation shifted on to movies and then I mentioned my favourite topic: "Disney".
N: (scoffs) Come look at this guy...he likes Disney movies!
M: What was that!?
N: He's a Disney fanatic!!
J: And what's wrong with that? Disney features are works of art. I intend to complete a collection the Disney Classics Collection on DVD.
N: (Looking like he's going to have a fit, bends down, laughs helplessly...)
M: (Joins him...)
N: (Still mocking me...) Do you by any chance know that those movies are for children?
J: Of course they're not JUST for children!! How can kids appreciate the artistic values in them? We're talking about movie masterpieces here! (Getting red in the face).
N: Masterpieces!? I'll tell you what the masterpieces are! Movies with special effects: "The Day After Tomorrow", "Independance Day", or "Spider-Man"!
J: OH! So "Bambi" isn't a masterpiece!?
N: "Bambi"!? That's for flipping three-year-olds! Are you nuts!? And it's not like there are any special effects in "Bambi"...(I interrupted him)
J: For your information, "Bambi" was groundbreaking in its day!
N: Exactly...in it's day!
M: Haaa! But nowadays we don't just want to see a piece of cardboard splattered with paint, and a few dabs of yellow to represent a flower...if you watch "Spirit", you'll see a tree, where a every leaf is visible...
J: (I opened my mouth and nothing came out. I was speechless at what I was hearing. Even though I was right, I couldn't win the argument, despite the fact that these people were misinformed...saying that "Bambi" has backgrounds made of just a splatter of paint and thinking that only movies with special effects are good movies. I was also itching to point out why they had suddenly turned in favour of animation through "Spirit")
N: And why does it have to be Disney? Can't it be Dreamworks or Warner Brothers? Do you like rock music?
J: Not really, but I can still appreciate...(interrupted...)
N: HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU NOT LIKE ROCK MUSIC? IT'S THE ONLY REAL MUSIC!!! You like Norway's song this year didn't you? (This conversation happened last year, shortly after the "Eurovision Song Contest 2005" in Kiev, Ukraine. In the contest, there was a rock song from Norway if I'm not mistaken. It went something like "Come on! Come on! Come on!". It was good rock, even though I don't like rock, but...)
J: I...
N: What do you like then!? Soppy stuff!!? Like Celine Dion?
J: For your information, YES, I do like Celine Dion, and she's not soppy...
I forgot how it continued, but I remember getting hoarse from shouting.
Conversation 2
This short conversation occured with a teacher at school.
"J" means me.
"T" means teacher.
Start of conversation is foggy in my mind, this is what I remember.
T: So you're the one who likes Disney and cartoons. I'm surprised.
M: Why is that, sir?
T: They're too goody-goody! The last decent film Disney released was "The Lion King". Last time I was watching "Mulan", I was vomiting on the side of the sofa! Look at "Shrek". It's for everyone! Everybody likes "Shrek"!
Once I was viewing ultimatedisney.com from a school lab PC, and an IT teacher passed by. He glanced at the screen and muttered "Hmmm...Disney. How old are you lad?"
Converation 3
This happened with another friend of mine, who thinks I'm round the bend for liking Disney films.
"J" means me.
"F" means friend.
Again I don't remember the start of the conversation.
J: But what's wrong if I'm a Disney fanatic!?
F: They're for five-year-olds!
J: How many times will I tell you? They are made for adults aswell!
F: Whatever...Disney sucks.
Conclusion
I joined ultimatedisney forums for a very special reason. To be able to discuss Disney. Because I don't have anyone to discuss it with over here!
I'M SO SICK! WHY DOES EVERYONE AROUND ME THINK I'M NUTS, OR SILLY, OR IMMATURE, OR CHILDISH, JUST BECAUSE I LIKE DISNEY MOVIES!?
DOES THIS HAPPEN IN OTHER COUNTRIES, OR JUST IN MALTA, IN THIS SMALLER THAN A SPECK ISLAND, WHERE I FEEL PERSECUTED IF I EVEN GIVE THE TEENIEST HINT THAT I CHERISH SOME LOVE FOR A MOVIE THAT SPORTS A DISNEY LOGO!!!???
It's maddening.
Sorry for getting upset with all the upper case letters up there, but I just want to make my point. OK?
