What's your least favourite movie(s) of all time?

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Most recently the worst movie I have ever seen was Eragon.

The worst movie of all time though has to be Moment By Moment with Lily Tomlin and John Travolta. What a waste of good actors.

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E.T.
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I would have to say the 2004 film: Startsky and Hutch is my least favorite film of all time, but it will probably be beaten some day.
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Another one came to mind. Atlantis 2. I fell asleep watching it, as did other girls viewing it with me!

"How was the movie?"
"Boring." "We don't know." "It bored us to sleep." "Pretty much."
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Nobody cap on my list please, already put up with enough caping for one day *sighs*

Lord Of The Rings (sorry but it just didn't go anywhere for moi)

The New Adventures Of Laure/Hardy (a spin off of the comic duos)

Atlantis 2

Jungle Book 2 (Some parts were ok)

Dodgeball

Happy Feet

Napolin Dynmite

again I don't need anymore people capping on me tonight, so please leave my lists alone.
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i don't really like The Jungle Book...lol
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THANK YOU. Finally, someone besides Shae and myself who didn't turn into mush over Happy Feet.

The Lord of the Rings trilogy had its fairly dull moments, as well. All the fighting scenes were...*yawn*-worthy. Come on, Legolas skateboarding on his shield? Oh, yes. That's hot. :roll: Besides, Pippin was more of an adorable character in the books.
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Prudence wrote:THANK YOU. Finally, someone besides Shae and myself who didn't turn into mush over Happy Feet.

The Lord of the Rings trilogy had its fairly dull moments, as well. All the fighting scenes were...*yawn*-worthy. Come on, Legolas skateboarding on his shield? Oh, yes. That's hot. :roll: Besides, Pippin was more of an adorable character in the books.
You can definitely put me in that boat. That movie was a nonsensical, dirty, unfunny, only-won-the-oscar-because-of-animating-masses-of-musical-penguins pile of crap.
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numba1lostboy wrote:
Prudence wrote:THANK YOU. Finally, someone besides Shae and myself who didn't turn into mush over Happy Feet.

The Lord of the Rings trilogy had its fairly dull moments, as well. All the fighting scenes were...*yawn*-worthy. Come on, Legolas skateboarding on his shield? Oh, yes. That's hot. :roll: Besides, Pippin was more of an adorable character in the books.
You can definitely put me in that boat. That movie was a nonsensical, dirty, unfunny, only-won-the-oscar-because-of-animating-masses-of-musical-penguins pile of crap.
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I found Happy Feet to be a rip of March Of The Penguins, not a single joke made me laugh and usualy Robin Willaims makes me laugh.


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The Cheetah Girls (1 was sort of slow but 2 was intresting and fun looking.)

The Mummy (Good acting, subplot but lousy villain)
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TheSequelofDisney wrote:The Exorcist

This haunted me for about a year. I was too scared to sleep by myself, and slept in my sisters room. My parents were furious, and I only watched some of it. Then, I stayed awake all night with all of the lights on and the door open to make sure that no one could come in. I stayed up getting little to no sleep. Luckily, I'm past it now, and I'm never ever going to take a glance at the horrifyingly horrible movie.
Your not alone buddy, I saw this a year ago thanks to my best friend and it scared me...I hate thinking of "Captain Howdy" lol. eeeh gives me the heebie jeebies. I guess maybe because I believe in all that stuff.

Anyways. My least favorite movies of all time is...

The Blair Witch Project- omg that was such a waste of my time...what was it rated R for? Saying the F word like 50 millions times? Yeah, this was just stupid stupid dumb dumb...in my opinion anyway.
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numba1lostboy wrote:
Lazario wrote: Got any in mind?
All of them. I just don't see the point.
Well, if you can't distinguish between the different kinds, you most likely never will see a point.

goofystitch wrote:My pick for the worst movie of all time is When Darkness Falls. A horror film about a man who can never step foot in the dark or the Tooth Fairy will get him. It was absolutely rediculous and I don't understand why so many of my friends loved it when it came out.
It's actually called Darkness Falls. And I also don't have the slightest clue why any sane person would like that film. You know- beyond the actual viewing experience. Which is extremely tedious. It's without exception one of the worst horror films of the New Millennium thus far. It might even be worse than those awful remakes of great '70s films (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Hills Have Eyes).

Dottie wrote:Armageddon
Bad story, and that shaky camera movement is unbearable to watch.
I completely agree.
The only good thing is the Aerosmith soundtrack.
Really... ? Because they played that sonofabitchin' "Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" so many times back in '98/99, that I think even Aerosmith themselves hated that song!

Nala wrote:E.T.
Nightmare On Elm Street
Fahrenheit 9/11
A Nightmare on Elm Street...? What's wrong with you? :D

castleinthesky wrote:I would have to say the 2004 film: Startsky and Hutch is my least favorite film of all time, but it will probably be beaten some day.
A truly horrible movie, through and through!

jeremy88 wrote:The Blair Witch Project- omg that was such a waste of my time...what was it rated R for? Saying the F word like 50 millions times? Yeah, this was just stupid stupid dumb dumb...in my opinion anyway.
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goofystitch wrote:Dottie wrote:
E.T.
Scary as hell.
Give that to a kid, and it'll still have nightmares of this awful rubber doll when it reaches the age of 18 (including me! :D )
The corn-field scene (from the original 1982 cut, of course), anyone?
That is my favorite movie of all time (even above any Disney movie). I watched it all the time as a kid and was only scared when Elliot woke up and the light in the shed was on. The "aweful rubber doll" was state of the art in 1982 and I feel it's still convincing more than 20 years later.


My pick for the worst movie of all time is When Darkness Falls. A horror film about a man who can never step foot in the dark or the Tooth Fairy will get him. It was absolutely rediculous and I don't understand why so many of my friends loved it when it came out.
E.T. may have been state of the art, but still ugly and scary when you're four years old and haunted by nightmares.

The tooth fairy will get him!!!????? That had me on the floor laughing.:lol: I've never seen this movie, but seriously the story of a evil tooth fairy simply sounds ridiculous!! :lol:
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Happy Feet and Napolean Dynamite were both garbage.

I'll probably get skewered for this but The Princess Bride and Army of Darkness are two of the worst movies I've ever seen. They're both train wrecks and just like a train wreck you can't stop watching.

"I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!" Over and over and over again.

Thankfully, I don't see a lot of movies in the theatre so I can pretty much avoid most of the worthless drivel that comes out. In fact the last two movies I saw in the theatre were Cars and Meet the Robinsons.
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High School Musical!!

We had this in the Overrated movies thread in General Discussion, but I thought it'd fit nicely in here as well.
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Dottie wrote:The tooth fairy will get him!!!??? That had me on the floor laughing. :lol: I've never seen this movie, but seriously the story of a evil tooth fairy simply sounds ridiculous! :lol:
Well, it wasn't really a tooth fairy. It was a woman in some old Little House on the Prairie type little town, by an ocean, who did for the little kids what the tooth fairy used to do - give them coins in exchange for teeth. I guess that was because they didn't have the Tooth Fairy legend back then. But- trust me, the movie was terrible.
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Lazario wrote:
Dottie wrote:The tooth fairy will get him!!!??? That had me on the floor laughing. :lol: I've never seen this movie, but seriously the story of a evil tooth fairy simply sounds ridiculous! :lol:
Well, it wasn't really a tooth fairy. It was a woman in some old Little House on the Prairie type little town, by an ocean, who did for the little kids what the tooth fairy used to do - give them coins in exchange for teeth. I guess that was because they didn't have the Tooth Fairy legend back then. But- trust me, the movie was terrible.
Aaaww, but it might have been better if it had been the real tooth-fairy!
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Does anyone really know, though, what a real tooth fairy would look like? Do you think she/he (I say she) wears a pink tutu and ballet slippers, carries a magic wand, and floats through the air with sparkles around her and transparent angel-wings... ? Or maybe the real Tooth Fairy looks more like the Grim Reaper? That's basically what the monster in Darkness Falls looked like. A grim reaper, and... I don't remember what the face looked like.

But the idea of the movie was, She can get you if you're in the dark. But turn on the light and she goes away. The worst thing about the whole movie, and there were a lot of things wrong with it, was that it broke it's own rule about her not being able to be in the light.
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How about any movie shown on Mystery Science Theatre 3000? (especially Lost Continent and Santa Claus Conquers the Martians).

I also dislike:

High School Musical!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (OMG, WTF, GTFO and any other internet word are the only words to describe this movie)
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Even though I have already given my top 5 worst movies, with the resurgence of this thread I felt compelled to list more of the worst of the worst. While they didn't make my top 5, they are all still equally horrendous movies. Note: I've only included movies that I've seen in their entirety.

No particular order:

What Dreams May Come
Porky's
Head Over Heels
Down to You
Jakob the Liar
The King and I (1999)
The Trumpet of the Swan
Eyes Wide Shut
I Love Trouble
American Virgin
Snow Dogs
From Justin to Kelly
The Million Dollar Hotel
The Ring Two
Mulholland Dr.
In and Out
Drowning Mona


That's all for now.
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