Princesses and heroines's Unenchanted Tales

[Ariel'sprince]

And now Alice's Unenchanted tale (DisneyKid-don't be angry on me!).
"My name is Alice,one day i was had a garden with my teacher and my cat,Diana,and i hated History lesson so i fall on a bed of Dasiy's,i saw a mushrom and i ate that,then come some strange things.
I saw a rabbit runing away with a clock crying "i"m late! i"m late! i"m late!",oh my,what this mushrom has done to me?.
Anyway i followed the rabbit becouse i wanted to make a coat from him and i fall in a rabbt's hole,and saw same flying objects,i know,it's werid,then i followed the rabbit and saw a door,she told me to drink a bottle and i shrunk,i ate a cake and grew,after crying i get thorght that the door,i followed the rabbit and met some twins who told me stupit stories (i was busy not paying attantion) and so i ran away.
I found the rabbit but he told me to bring his gloves! i decided to break things in his house and he cried "help! help! a monster!" "a monster!?!?" i thought so i burn his house and he ran so i followed him,and some talking flowers called me a seed so i squashed them and i keeped going,and i met my true love-the Chashire Cat! he sang,his pink fur was beautiful and he insane smile was incredibly sexy.
i asked about how do i find the rabbit and he told me to talk to the mad hatter,he didn't help,so i went to my beloved cat and he told me the Queen of Farts or whatever her name was can help.
She asked my to play crocket and was angry becouse she lost,so puted me on trail!!!!! i escaped and my teacher woked me up! today i merried the Chashire Cat and The Queen is still hearing the twins's stories.
And we live happily ever after".

[Ariel'sprince]

Esmeralda (i think she actually act like that in the film becouse she was with Pheboes insted of Quasimudo).
"My name is Esmeralda,i live in Paris with my goat Djali,and i make money by dancing like some kind of a hoe (i don't have any choice!).
Once day an handsome guy named Frollo kissed my hand and asked me what a girl like me doing in a place like this,he told me he can make me a queen and we fall in love,he told me he can make me an actorss and all i need to do is to say such nonsense that he's mean to gypsys and i agreed in the great Topsy Trovey.
I asked Clophin the clown and he helped me get to the show,the day later i change my dress but some pervert open my tent! it was some guy in an ugly mask,he said he fall in and he was sorry,i told him it's okay becouse i had to hurry,and i danced on stage.
Frollow liked the dance and i blinked him but the guy with the ugly mask thought i blinked to him,WTF!?!?.
Then Chlophin borght some people with masks on stage so i pulled the guy with the ugly mask to the stage and he win,guess what-it wasn't mask-it was his face,oh my,i didn't disney sequles can affect a person that way!.
they crowned him but then they throw tomatoes at him and tied him up to a wheel,Frollow blinked me which mean i had to go on stage so i went there,i untied the monkey and Frollow said "you gypsy! get down from there" and i... well... i was so thinking about what i"ll gonna say i didn't know what i was talking about,after i finished he told me "You shall pay for that" or something,wow,good to know i"m not the only one who practiced,so i kicked to crown to him and "the only foull here is you!!!!" so the guards tried to captured me,i ran to stage,ran to down staries while screaming and kept runing and screaming until i got to a charge and i thought "WHAT JUST HAPPEND THERE!?!?!?",i kept practice and then i heard people yelling,they use the dopey bells and i can't sing? but it wasn't me they were yalling,it was our dear monkey i met earlier,"Parfact" i thought.
I ran to him and cheered him up and he kept talking and talking and talking about his gragoyls,and pupptes,my,dumb,crazy and ugly! i thought i"ll a few coins but there was nothing to take! so i told him i must go and gave an ugly neckless i allways wanted to get rid of,on my way i met an ugly hairy man who almost got drown,so i broght him to the monkey and they started fight on me! "That it!" i said,i thowred the monkey and the hairy man out of the ball tower and i merried Frollow and i live happily ever after".

[Prudence]

Oh my word! I laughed throughout this entire "unenchanted tale" so much that four different people stared at me and asked what was so funny. Sequel, please!

Who's unenchanted tale (hope it's mine)?

Flanger-Hanger, good one! The best part was the similarities between widescreen and witchcraft! Except...why then would the mother trust Wal-Mart? But that's the only flaw. Clever and hilarious! I wonder if that really is how kids are, and they don't care about the black bars.

Yours, yes.

I agree with the Wal-Mart bit, but the script itself was brilliant.

[Flanger-Hanger]

And now...Part 2 of Eilonwy's Unenchanted Tale.

Eilonwy (E): Oh, some poeple make me so mad! I can't belive that Woman shops at Wal-Mart if it starts with a W!

Child's Mom (Cm): Actually, it's the one exception. It's everywhere, and God wouldn't want something that's anywhere to be bad would he?

E: (tauntingly) What would we do with wastebaskets, waterskiking and winter?

Cm: Mame! there are children present!

E: UGH!!!

(later at Disney's Marketing Department)

Can you please reconsider your position on The Black Cauldron?

Disney Executive (DE): Why should we? We already make enough money on our Pirate, Pooh and existing Princess line. In fact any Disney franchise that starts with the letter P is bound to make money.

E: I saposse you'll make a Pineapple franchise.

DE: How did you know!?

E: look I'm only a cartoon character, it's not like I have many career options. I mean I don't want to end up like Princess Cala.

Princess Cala: (shaking a tin can and sitting on the sidewalk) Spare some change mame?....Sir?

E: And soon Candy and Kida will be next. Don't you care about your company's charcters anymore?

DE: Look you seem like a nice girl Princess Eleegly

E: Eilonwy!

DE: Whatever! The point is if you want a job that badly, I can recomend you to a nice fast food restaurant near by.

E: (sarcastically) Gee, thanks!

DE: Have a magical day!

(Eilonwy walks out room)

E: Well, I guess that's it. Time to just dissapear like Bernard and Bianca after there film had a wardrobe malfunction...

Prudence (P): You there! Girl! Stop Moaping about! Your ruinning the atmosphere of this building!

E: Well that's easy for you to say, at least you got a gig earlier this year.

P: Humph! The company could care less about me. They just want me around to fill space and annoy Cninderella in her pictures.

E: Look just leave me alone..

P: (dragging Eilonwy into a corner) Listen, there are others like you including me who can't stand the way Disney is pushing back most of their characters. Now do you want to get back at the Disney executives?

E: yes.

P: Then do exactly as I say.

To be continued...

As a footnot, even when I first had a DVD player in my house I knew widescreen was better (I could even see the difference for movies like The Black Cauldron). And I was 9 at the time. So yes it is possible for kids to prefer widescreen to fullscreen.

[Prudence]

-laughs-
This just got better!

The widescreen versus fullscreen debate reminds me of an acquaintance of mine, Chris by name. His wife bought him an enormous collection of Star Trek DVDs. He returned them and yelled at his wife for buying said DVDs in widescreen format, because he refuses to watch anything other than fullscreen.

Does anyone want to marry Chris? I didn't think so.

[Ariel'sprince]

Who's unenchanted tale (hope it's mine)?

Flanger-Hanger, good one! The best part was the similarities between widescreen and witchcraft! Except...why then would the mother trust Wal-Mart? But that's the only flaw. Clever and hilarious! I wonder if that really is how kids are, and they don't care about the black bars.

Yours, yes.

You didn't like my Unenchanted Tale? .

[Ariel'sprince]

Flanger Hanger-the Elinowey story is funny (althought you need to wirte stories about why the Heronie\princess is bad but the story is funny).
Althought Prudance is an overrated character from a sequle,she's,Melody and the princessses from Mulan II are the only overrated characters from sequles.

[Prudence]

Since when are Prudence and the Mulan II princesses overrated, Ariel'sprince? They're underrated. -I'm- the reason Prue is often brought into U.D. conversations.

[PeterPanfan]

yes Prudence IS underrated. In fact,I didn't know who she was until I met Prudence! (The above poster,not the charector)

[Ariel'sprince]

Since when are Prudence and the Mulan II princesses overrated, Ariel'sprince? They're underrated. -I'm- the reason Prue is often brought into U.D. conversations.

She appears in Cinderella III,Disney Princess Stories DVD,books,and i won't be suprised if she'll appear in Cinderella's story in Enchanted Tales,and the Princesses appear in books and the Disney Princess website and Sing Alongs,and for characters from sequles they are overrated,have you seen Melody,Kiara,John Rolf,Jane or more characters from sequles anywhere else? they don't,and characters from sequles don't get spotlight since they're from sequles.
Not many people might know her but she appears almost everywhere and they ignore the sequles (and they have a very good reason).

[Prudence]

I love it that Prudence appears in both sequels and Cinderella's book continuations. I'm actually hoping very much for her to be included in Cinderella's Enchanted Tale.*

In fact, I wish she was featured on more merchandise. Not just her, other Cinderella characters are overlooked as well. Going to the mall is a bit depressing for me when I see all the Tinkerbell-centric outfit pieces and not even a pin for any of my favorite characters.

Ariel'sprince-
*Has it occurred to you that for such a minor character, she is far more complex and less cliché than Melody, Kiara, Disney's version of John Rolfe, and the other characters you would like to see more of? Well, Wendy's Jane is fairly deep. I'll give her that. But she was also already a part of the original Peter Pan novel.

[Ariel'sprince]

I love it that Prudence appears in both sequels and Cinderella's book continuations. I'm actually hoping very much for her to be included in Cinderella's Enchanted Tale.*

In fact, I wish she was featured on more merchandise. Not just her, other Cinderella characters are overlooked as well. Going to the mall is a bit depressing for me when I see all the Tinkerbell-centric outfit pieces and not even a pin for any of my favorite characters.

Ariel'sprince-
*Has it occurred to you that for such a minor character, she is far more complex and less cliché than Melody, Kiara, Disney's version of John Rolfe, and the other characters you would like to see more of? Well, Wendy's Jane is fairly deep. I'll give her that. But she was also already a part of the original Peter Pan novel.

She dosn't have even a pin but it's better then John Rolf or Kiara that has nothing.
Hmmm,they can make a doll of her and the princesses from Mulan II like Melody has a doll,i don't about the pricesses but maybe becouse she's angry on Cinderella most of the time they don't want to make her marchandise.

[PeterPanfan]

Prudence was only angry at Cinderella for trying to change the kingdom. Ana dif you've watched Cindy II you would know that Prudence has a change of heart at the end.

[Ariel'sprince]

Prudence was only angry at Cinderella for trying to change the kingdom. Ana dif you've watched Cindy II you would know that Prudence has a change of heart at the end.

I know but Disney are making her first a little angry about Cinderella (in the book,the Disney Princess Stories DVD and Cinderella III).

[Prudence]

Dude, Prudence is only human (and a complexly flawed human at that, as I've previously stated). Besides, Tinkerbell tried to kill the main heroine from her movie out of sheer jealousy. You can't deny that Tink has a temper, and yet she is everywhere in merchandise. Furthermore, Disney villains also have some truly exquisite merchandise! Prudence isn't a villain, but I wouldn't define her as being a gray-area character, either. In Black Hats vs. White Hats, she's a White Hat who holds her nose in the air because she is unsure of who is and who isn't on her side.

Does anyone remember the minute of Cinderella II where Prudence panicked at all the changes, worried about what the King would say? Prudence was afraid *for her life,* and then tried to cover up that fact with snobbery. And yes, she did have a change of heart once she realized that her life was going to improve instead of become worse (or over).

Also, I beg to differ on Ariel'sprince's opinion that Prue always "starts out" angry at Cinderella. She becomes angry with her, but I don't think most people just -look- at someone and decide they're furious with said person. She wasn't angry at the beginning of Cinderella II or the short story "My Perfect Wedding". She was annoyed and suspicious upon "first" meeting Cinderella in the third movie, but that's simply a part of her personality.

[Ariel'sprince]

Dude, Prudence is only human (and a complexly flawed human at that, as I've previously stated). Besides, Tinkerbell tried to kill the main heroine from her movie out of sheer jealousy. You can't deny that Tink has a temper, and yet she is everywhere in merchandise. Furthermore, Disney villains also have some truly exquisite merchandise! Prudence isn't a villain, but I wouldn't define her as being a gray-area character, either. In Black Hats vs. White Hats, she's a White Hat who holds her nose in the air because she is unsure of who is and who isn't on her side.

Does anyone remember the minute of Cinderella II where Prudence panicked at all the changes, worried about what the King would say? Prudence was afraid *for her life,* and then tried to cover up that fact with snobbery. And yes, she did have a change of heart once she realized that her life was going to improve instead of become worse (or over).

Also, I beg to differ on Ariel'sprince's opinion that Prue always "starts out" angry at Cinderella. She becomes angry with her, but I don't think most people just -look- at someone and decide they're furious with said person. She wasn't angry at the beginning of Cinderella II or the short story "My Perfect Wedding". She was annoyed and suspicious upon "first" meeting Cinderella in the third movie, but that's simply a part of her personality.

Yeah,TinkerBell tried to kill Wendy (althought she saw Wendy as a villain).
That i mean but as you said-she's on Cinderella's side while the Villain get marchandise.
I think they should make a doll of her but she does get overrated for a character from a sequle.

[PeterPanfan]

No she doesn't! Prudence is probably the MOST underrated charector in any Disney sequel.

[Disney Duster]

Okay, I read some more Unenchanted Tales. Mulan's was nice, I liked how you characterized her dad as an old guy who pretends to be young, that's so silly of him, and then she tried to get rid of the annoying dragon with a firework! An the part where Shang touches her even though she's pretending to be a guy!

I liek how Alice ate a mushroom, the cat had a sexy smile, and she met the Queen of Farts. Ha!

Esmeralda had to dance like a whore, 'cause it's all she could do, that's so funny, but she got so mean at the end throwing off the guy and Quasimodo. But I wish you would syop calling people monkeys...

Frollow liked the dance and i blinked him but the guy with the ugly mask thought i blinked to him,WTF!?!?.

An example of your humour filled with agressive attitude that I just love about you!

One of the best parts:

oh my,i didn't disney sequles can affect a person that way!.

I do plan on doing a sequel to Cinderella's Unenchanted Tale, based on, you guessed it, the real sequel. I don't know if III will work, but II is just perfect.

[Ariel'sprince]

Okay, I read some more Unenchanted Tales. Mulan's was nice, I liked how you characterized her dad as an old guy who pretends to be young, that's so silly of him, and then she tried to get rid of the annoying dragon with a firework! An the part where Shang touches her even though she's pretending to be a guy!

I liek how Alice ate a mushroom, the cat had a sexy smile, and she met the Queen of Farts. Ha!

Esmeralda had to dance like a whore, 'cause it's all she could do, that's so funny, but she got so mean at the end throwing off the guy and Quasimodo. But I wish you would syop calling people monkeys...

Frollow liked the dance and i blinked him but the guy with the ugly mask thought i blinked to him,WTF!?!?.

An example of your humour filled with agressive attitude that I just love about you!

One of the best parts:

oh my,i didn't disney sequles can affect a person that way!.

I do plan on doing a sequel to Cinderella's Unenchanted Tale, based on, you guessed it, the real sequel. I don't know if III will work, but II is just perfect.

Thanks ,i"m glad you liked the stories and the humour .
Then i"ll stop with the "monkey" part .
i think you should Cinderella II (this is will be great ).
Here's Jane's Unenchanted Tale:
"My name is Jane Porter,i live with my father but one day we had to travel to Africa where i met the guy of my dreams-Clayton! he wanted to kill gorilas just like me! it was a perfact match,i thought how i can get his attention and deceided to look for monkey to make coats from.
I searched the jungle and found a babon! i drew him so Clayton will know how the babons looks like but then i got kidnapt by a drunk guy that wear nothing but bikini! he tried to look under my dress so i kicked him hard! and you know what? he tried again! so i kicked him again,he tried again,what worng with that guy!? anyway before he tried again there was a gun shoot,i knew it was Clayton and i told the drunk in bikini to take me to him,he did and those nesty monkeys were ruining our camp! i wanted to attak them but Clayton came and they ran away,i talked to Clayton and togather we had a plan to capture the monkey and send the drunk in bikini away,in the other day i tried to convince the drunk in bikini to take us to the gorillas,he wanted to learn about british so i spend the way showing him human stuff,wearing sexy clothes and trying not to punch him when he acted like Clayton! why that little....
Anyway,we kept it 2 day,but guessed what-he didn't show us any gorillas,he wanted more human stuff,that's it! all of this and it didn't worked!.
I told Clayton about how i love him and he told me he loved me that same way! togather,we tied up the drunk in bikini,we puted a dead mouse in his mouth and send him in delivery with my insane father to China.
Clayton and i made coats from the gorillas exept the one with the spunkey hair and then made a hat from her and we lived happily ever after".

[Disney Duster]

Cm: Mame! there are children present!

Best part! But the whole think was funny! I never realized their most popular franchises used to sell products all started with p. And Prudence is now in, cool! Can't wait to find out what's next! But, who's Princess Cala and Candy?! Cala from Gummi Bears...?

Here's Jane's Unenchanted Tale:

Another good one! It's funny because you like to call people monkeys and hate them, but then this story had a lot to do with monkeys! So, it was really fitting for you. The best part was that the monkey with the weird hair became a hat just because of the hair!