What Disney Characters Will Never Say

[SmartAleck25]

That was great, zackiellovedisney!

[Big Disney Fan]

WALT DISNEY: I only hope that we never lose sight of one thing: that it was all started by some contractual mumbo-jumbo that screwed me out of a gig to draw a cartoon rabbit.

[Margos]

WALT DISNEY: I only hope that we never lose sight of one thing: that it was started by some contractual mumbo-jumbo that screwed me out of a gig to draw a cartoon rabbit.

You know.... it's sort of true is the sad thing.... Perfect timing to bring that up, too, I just got my Oswald pin from DMR!! I just love that Lucky Rabbit!

[Big Disney Fan]

(On a VERY slow day at Disneyland)

TIKI ROOM CAST MEMBER: Wake up, Jose!! WAKE UP, JOSE!!! I SAID WAKE UP!!! OH, JUST WAKE UP!!!!
JOSE: (yawns) Buenos dias, senorita. My siestas are getting longer and longer. Oh, look at all the people! (only three people are in the room)

...or...

TIKI ROOM CAST MEMBER: Wake up, Jose!! WAKE UP, JOSE!!! I SAID WAKE UP!!! OH, JUST WAKE UP!!!!
JOSE: (yawns) Buenos dias, senorita. (sees three people in the room) Oh, god, it's my family!

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GHOST HOST: ...but there's room for a thousand! Any volunteers? (five hours later) Well, it's been five hours and I guess there are no volunteers... I'm going back to... dead... Anyone get that one? Anyone? No one? Well, good night.

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TALKING SKULL: Ye come seeking adventure and salty old pirates, eh? ...Oh, you weren't? Okay, never mind.

[Mason_Ireton]

I just got my Oswald pin from DMR!! I just love that Lucky Rabbit!

Do have a pic of the lucky rabbit pin??? I couldn't find any on disneypins.com


Oswald the Lucky Rabbit: Mickey if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be here

Mickey: Oh yeah, well I nearly bought half of the world

[Margos]

http://disney.eprize.net/movierewards/i ... ected=45-5

That's the page from DMR.

[Mason_Ireton]

wow that's cool

Practical Pig: Hmmm....I think I'll work in a butcher's shop...Worked for dad.

Fifer Pig: I'm callin Extreme Makeover Home Edition



Roger Rabbit: Jeepers a sequel? thought I couldn't work with Warner Bros any more....lousy Disney suits.

[Big Disney Fan]

SNOW WHITE: What's up, Doc?

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ALICE: Shhh... be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits.

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DONALD DUCK: You're dethpicable!

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ANY OF THE THREE LITTLE PIGS: Ee-ba-de, ee-ba-de, ee-ba-de, th-that's all, folks!

[Mason_Ireton]

(Walt deciding bout using TV)

TV SalesMan: Look Mr.Disney... Televison's the future, it's gon'na kill the theaters....

Walt: what's televison?

TV Salesman: Its this new magic box where pictures shows, doesn't cost a thing , it's still in progress


Walt: How will it help my company?

TV Salesman: Might give ya a lastin impression on the public, use all thos old cartoons

Walt: No I don't see a profit in tv, I'm stickin with theather.

[WDWLocal]

FIGARO: Sufferin' succotash!

PRINCE NAVEEN (in his frog form, singing): Everbody do the Michigan Rag...

PRINCE NAVEEN (in his frog form, singing): Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. Hello, my ragtime gal...

STITCH: Where is my explosive space modulator? I want to blow up the Earth.

DONALD DUCK: Boy, am I hungry. I could sure use a bit of some delicious peking duck right about now.

SILVERMIST: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!

PIGLET: Oink-oink.

ROBIN HOOD: I must pay my taxes.

MULAN: Konichiwa. I'm actually Japanese.

FIGMENT: Let's face it, folks. I've got no imagination.

ANY OF THE DISNEY RABBITS: Eh.... What's up, Doc?

MICHAEL EISNER: Rest in peace, Roy Disney. I am very sorry for treating you so badly. You will be sorely missed.

[blackcauldron85]

FIGMENT: Let's face it, folks. I've got no imagination.

:lol::lol:

I found that really, really funny!

SNOW WHITE: What's up, Doc?

That's clever, since she knows Doc...

TALKING SKULL: Ye come seeking adventure and salty old pirates, eh? ...Oh, you weren't? Okay, never mind.

lol!

[Big Disney Fan]

PRINCE NAVEEN (in his frog form, singing): Everbody do the Michigan Rag...

PRINCE NAVEEN (in his frog form, singing): Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. Hello, my ragtime gal...

That was pretty funny!

[Margos]

SILVERMIST: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!

FAWN: There's a snake in my boot!

[ajmrowland]

Iridessa: Woo, girl! I need some shade.


Mickey: Bugs Bunny can suck it:twisted:

Maleficent: Oh, screw this! He's gonna escape, anyway.

[Big Disney Fan]

SILVERMIST: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!

FAWN: There's a snake in my boot!

FAWN: Yee-haw! Giddy up, partner! We gotta get this wagon train a-movin'!

[Big Disney Fan]

MICKEY MOUSE: We shouldn't be doing "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" anymore! Walt Disney would never stand for such a show that rips off "Dora the Explorer"!

[WDWLocal]

BEAGLE BOYS: Forget about going after Scrooge McDuck's money. We'll just going to end up back in jail anyway. Instead, let's go get jobs and earn money the honest way.

[Big Disney Fan]

Forgot one part:

MICKEY MOUSE: We shouldn't be doing "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" anymore! Walt Disney would never stand for such a show that rips off "Dora the Explorer"!

ROBERT IGER: Walt Disney died, Mickey.

[schoollover]

Kesha; by Ariel

Look at that stuff, thinking she's neat
With her autotuned voice, she think's she has everything
she uses vocal gadget's and gizmoz a plenty,
she wears, whozits, and whatitz galore,
You want a std, she's got 20
but they don't care, they still want to hear more.
I wanna be anywhere she isn't
and i wanna see people with real talent singing
and not being promiscous, whichj she would say is being free
And 'm ready to know why she is so popular
Ask people why they like her and the answers would probably be because she's hot.

When' it my turn, wouldn't love to send her way up above, into space
then, I could take her place, and actually beee, a singer who did not have to use autotune and hopefully be Part Of The Talented World.

[Scarred4life]

^

So true.