What Disney Characters Will Never Say

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Ariel'sprince wrote:*Mike and Sully watch Mitchel Musso's Emily Osment's clip of If I Didn't Have You,they look shocked and Sully turns the TV off*.
*Mike start crying*.
Sully:Aw,Mike,it wasn't that bad.
Mike:ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? *continue crying*.
Sully:No,you"re right,it is awful *Crying too*.
*Giselle seeing Demi Lovato's version of That's How You Know and looks angry*.
Giselle:Where's my animale friends? I"m going to get her...
Yeah! I'm glad you're not afraid to take a stand against versions of Disney songs performed by the studio's talentless actors.
Yeah,I think that some of them are bad (Many) but there some good ones.
Untold Adventures Of Kingdom Hearts (Based on the awful manga):
*Sora,Donald and Goofy meets Aladdin*.
Aladdin:Jasmine is the hotest dame in all of Agrabah,I want to merry her!.
Sora:Yeah,very intersting...
*Abu shows up*.
Aladdin:Hi Ab... WHAT??? what Jafar is doing with Jasmine???.
*Cave Of Wonders*.
KH's Jasmine:I"m so totally bored!!!111.
Jafar:Shut up...
KH's Jasmine:And OMG what's up with this place?.
Jafar:I told you to shut your mouth.
*Hit on her head with his staff,she faints*.
Jafar:Finally! I can hear myself think...
*Maleficent shows up*.
Maleficent:Partying without me Jafar?.
Jafar:Maleficent! I was just... uh....
Maleficent:Shame on you! no maiden party without me,mistress of all evil! exept Princess Aurora....
Jafar:.....
Maleficent:Nevermind,I forgive you,now where's is the girl?.
Aladdin:Stop!!!.
*Sora,Donald,Goofy and Aladdin enters*.
Maleficent:Away with you,fool!.
Aladdin:No! leave her alone!.
*Start fighting,Maleficent hits his head with her staff,he falls*.
Maleficent:Ha! I won! you know what this means?.
Aladdin:No.
Maleficent:That you"re going to party with me too!.
Aladdin:WHAT?.
*She disappears with both Aladdin and fake Jasmine*.
*Goofy gasps*.
Goofy:That never happened in the game!.
Sora:None of this never happened in the game!.
Jafar:*Sigh* and I thought that working in the palace was bad... it's okay,you can lock the keyhole.
*Sora locks the keyhole*.
*Real Jasmine shows up*.
Real Jasmine:I can't believe that this ever happened! why you...
*She chases Sora,Donald and Goofy*.
Sora:To the Gummi Ship!.
Real Jasmine:Oh no you don't!.
*Sora,Donald and Goofy run,real Jasmine chase them*.
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DOPEY: (actually speaking) The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
DOC: By George, I think he's got it!

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LAMPWICK: (as he turns into a donkey) What do you think I look like, a jackass?
PINOCCHIO: With or without the long ears?
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Mad Hatter : "Would you like a cup of tea, dear ?"

Alice : "Actually, I'd like a Tall Mocha Frappuccino, decaffe please !"

Mad Hatter : "Umm.. would you like an apple pie with that ?"

Alice : "Were in Starbucks not in BK you noob !"
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Sparrow: I don't want to do this piratin anymore!

Barbossa: Well then, what do you want?!

Sparrow: I want to sing and dance! I want to sing and dance! I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance! Wear me silver buckle slippers, and me tight shiny pans! I want to sing and dance!

*Sparrow and the rest of the crew all form a kick line*
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(Maleficent turns into a dragon)

Prince Phillip: Woah... COOL!
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The lyrics for Pirates of the Caribbean's "Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life For Me)":

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burp, and fart,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
We'll kill your old pappy and pull out his heart,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

We rape, we murder, we murder, and rape,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
We rape, and we rape, oh we really like rape,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

We vivisect, torture, wedgie, and bite,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
We run with no pants on, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

Set fire to a pet store, cut off your legs,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
We tell our own grandma to go suck eggs,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

We're liars, white slavers, perverts, and cads,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
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:lol:, BDF. That made me laugh.
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Cinderella: "Yikes, a mouse!!!"

Pinocchio to honest John, when he tries to seduce the puppet to go for an 'actors life':

"Cut the cr*p with your 'actors life'! I know what you are really up to: taking advantage of me! Now let me pass, I have to go to school!"
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Snow White: NO WIRE HANGERS EVER!!!! (imagine her saying that in her voice)

Prince Charming: (asking about the shoe) What's it made out of?
Cinderella: It's the stuff that dreams are made of.

Doc: (talking about Dopey) Do you expect him to talk?
Snow White: No Mr. Doc, I expect him to die!

Ariel: I'm a mermaid!
Eric: Well nobody's perfect.

Quasimodo: Hello, Gorgeous!

Tarzan: Take your stinking hands off me, you damned dirty ape!
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Flanger-Hanger wrote:Quasimodo: Hello, Gorgeous!
rotfl

Oh, that was funny!


Ok, lemme think of one...


Ariel: Anyone up for sushi??



Omg... that gave me a thought... *Goes to TLM thread*
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Heres one

Tarzan: I really want a gorilla fur coat, and aelephant ivory chain.
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Here is another version of "Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life For Me)":

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

We smell, we stink, we all need a bath,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
But say that we smell bad and you'll feel our wrath,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

We're sexist and racist and lack in tact,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
We tried holding jobs, but were instantly sacked,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

We cheat on our taxes and stay up all night,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
Too dumb to debate, we'd rather just fight,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

We smoke and spit, we drink to excess,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
The first guy with earrings, what's next, a dress?
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

We started out good, but ended up bad,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
A big disappointment to Mommy and Dad,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.
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Julian Carter wrote:Captain Hook (to Peter Pan): "You know ... all this fighting is silly. Why don't we go have some milk and cookies and talk this over?"

Actually, I can think of someone who WOULD say that: Abby from "Chicken Little"!...Only if she said it, the word "closure" would have to be in there somewhere.

And, while we're on the subject of "Chicken Little": Morkubine Porcupine would not be saying ANY of the stuff you guys have posted, because he only talks in small one-word sentences. Yo.
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Flanger-Hanger wrote: Ariel: I'm a mermaid!
Eric: Well nobody's perfect.
ARIEL: I'm a mermaid!
ERIC: So what else is new?

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PINOCCHIO: I think I have termites!
JIMINY CRICKET: That's what you get for hanging out with the wrong crowd.
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Sora: "Are you ******* nuts!? SON OF A BITCH! I'm just trying to find my ******* friends! I can't take care of all this sh**!"

Snow White: "You dwarfs could use a makeover"

Pocahontas: "Move over mother nature, It's time to expand!"

Gus: "My analysis on the current situation is that of utter dispair that the damsel was unable to properly woo her lover, who is of higher class, and should be doomed to live the rest of her life in mere servitude of her rather horrid step-family."
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Ayjayamrowland wrote:Gus: "My analysis on the current situation is that of utter dispair that the damsel was unable to properly woo her lover, who is of higher class, and should be doomed to live the rest of her life in mere servitude of her rather horrid step-family."
Wow! Gus! He's intelligent! :shock:

:P

Hmm ... lemme think of one ...

Uncle Remus: This film is racist and I'm done with it! I'll go tell my stories to Bugs Bunny and Daffy over at Warner. That's it! Goodbye! (walks out of 35mm print)

nah ... that was lame. Kind of a waste of a good idea, 'cos I like the way I made Remus quit being in the film. Can someone come up with a good joke using this premise?
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Yzma: *singing* With a smile and a song / All the world's like a bright sunny day...

Jafar: *southern belle voice* My, my, my I do declare! It's mighty hot outside here! Remus, be a dear and fetch me a Julip.
Remus: Dis is de worse replacement job ah eva had.

Jaq: We can't just sit here and be passive observers to the current predicament!
Gus: K there, M. Night Shamalan, you think you could have just said "we need to help Cinderelli!"?
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Flangy wrote:Yzma: *singing* With a smile and a song / All the world's like a bright sunny day...
*cracks up* :lol:
Flangy wrote:Jafar: *southern belle voice* My, my, my I do declare! It's mighty hot outside here! Remus, be a dear and fetch me a Julip.
Remus: Dis is de worse replacement job ah eva had.
Funny too. 8) And it's cool how you continued Remus' story. I'm guessing he quit Warner?
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CAPTAIN HOOK: (to the crocodile, leveling a cannon at him) Smile, you son of a... BOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!
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Mufasa: What was my Line again?

Simba: Something about Kings and Stars

*Mufasa looks at script* What kinda foo came up with this?
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