Your favorite Disney Quotes/Dialogue

[corrwill]

Ursula: Nice work, boys! That was a close one…TOO close! The little tramp! She’s better than I thought…



Mushu: And what makes you think you're coming?
Crickee: Chirp.
Mushu: You're LUCKY? Ho, ho, heh. Do I look like a sucker to you?
Crickee: Chirp.
Mushu: Whach' you mean loser? How 'bout I pop one of your antenna's off and throw it across the yard. Then who's a loser, me or you?

Sorry a little side track, but has anyone watched the animation with this quote and noticed that Mushu says "me or you?" but the animation action is "you or me?" I know strange to bring it up here but I just watched it recently and noticed that.

[Toni]

From the Hunchback of Notre Dame

Guard 6:
Minister Frollo, the gypsy has escaped.
Frollo:
What!?!
Guard 6:
She's nowhere in the cathedral. She's gone.
Frollo:
But how, and...never mind. Get out, you idiot!

~

My friend and I have an odd affection for this line. Don't know why.

[Mason_Ireton]

Jungle Book: Bare Nessecestics


Baloo: You know something *playful punch Mowgli* you're alright kid..what do they call you?


Baggy: Mowgli. *starts to walk away* And he's going back to the man village right now.


Baloo: Man Village?! They'll make a man out of him

Mowgli: Oh Baloo, I wan'na stay here with you


Baloo: Certianly you do

Baggy: Oh *turns around and faces Baloo/Mowgli* And just how do you think he'll survive?

Baloo *mocking* How do you think he- what do you mean how do you he- *stands up* He's with me ain't he? and I'll learn him all I know.

[rexcrk]

Aladdin has a lot of great quotes, part of the reason why it's my favorite Disney movie:

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Jafar: Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Oh, there's a big surprise! That's an incredible... I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise.
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Aladdin: You mean, you're a slave?
Genie: Hey, it's all part n' parcel to this whole "genie gig" [Grows big]PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS! [shrinks down inside the lamp] Ittybittylivingspace!
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Genie: Oh, Al. I'm gettin' kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything.
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Genie: But oh, to be free. Not to have to go "Poof! Whaddaya need," "Poof! Whaddaya need," "Poof! Whaddaya need?". To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Yeah... Robin Williams pretty much rocks in Aladdin

[Disney-Fan]

[Introducing Aladdin to the family]
Saltan: This is Jafar, he's delighted too.
Jafar: Estatic.


One of my all time favourite quotes!

[Super Aurora]

Jafar does say some good quotes.

jafar: You won't get away with this Prince......Abubu.

Gaston also says great ones too hence why I like him so much. Egostical guys make me laugh.

[Mason_Ireton]

[Peter Pan in Skull Rock]

Peter Pan: I'll show the old codfish *faces Wendy* Stay here Wendy and watch the fun *flys off to an opening*

Wendy: *confused* Fun?


[Tramp saves Lady from rogue dogs}

Tramp: Hey Pidge, what are you doing on this side of the tracks?


[Chesire Cat's 1st visit with Alice]

C.Cat: Most everyone's mad here *chuckles then diaboicaly laughs and gasps* You may have noticed *starts dissappearing* that I'm not all there myself *chuckles* and the moe rats out of grabe.

[rsandcm1]

I was just up doing nothing so I thought I would ask you guys what your favourite Animated Classic quotes are. I will even kick it off:


"Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet!"-Genie (Aladdin)

[Escapay]

*sigh*

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[I Love Bambi]

Sleeping Beauty:

Merryweather: It Looks Awful!
Flora: That's because it's on you dear.

That was my favorite too.

[Chernabog_Rocks]

Belle: Gaston your positivley primevel (sp?)
Gaston: *laughs* Why thank you Belle

[Lazario]

(forgive me if some of the wording is off)


Alice in Wonderland
Cheshire Cat: Of course... he's mad, too.
Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people!
Cheshire Cat: Oh...you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here. Heh heh heh! (gasps loudly) You..may have noticed...that I'm not all there... myself.


Beauty and the Beast
The bar girls: For there's no one as burly and brawny
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Gaston: And every last inch of me's covered with hair!
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Gaston: I use antlers in all of my dec-o-rat-ing!


The Sword in the Stone
Madam Mim: I can beautiful, lovely, and fair. Silvery voice, long purple hair. La la la la (goes on)... But it's only skin deep. For, zim zameron ZIM!! I AM AN UGLY, OLD CREEP!!


Aladdin
Genie: Ruuu numba three (!!) : I can't... bring anybody back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture; I don't like dooooing it!!!


Sleeping Beauty
Maleficent: For the first time in 16 years, I shall sleep well.

[Introducing Aladdin to the family]
Saltan: This is Jafar, he's delighted too.
Jafar: Ecstatic.

One of my all time favourite quotes!

I love that one too!

Classic line from Sleeping Beauty:

Phillip:
Where will I find you?

Briar Rose:
This evening at the cottage...in the glen!

Note that there are no glens in Medieval France. The Ultimate Corny Line.

[Chernabog_Rocks]

From Sword In The Stone:

Merlin: There, you see? I'm an ugly, horrible, grouchy old man!


Merlin: [about Archimedes] When he stays out all night, he's always grumpy the next morning.
Arthur: He must stay out every night.


Madame Mim: Sounds like someone's sick. How lovely. I do hope it's serious. Something dreadful.

[RebelPrince1986]

I'm a songwriter... And I used a quote from Alice In Wonderland as the introduction to my latest song...

You can listen to it on my music MySpace http://www.myspace.com/renoealexander

It's called Through The Looking Glass ! ! !

If you like the song, help me spread the word ! And add me to MySpace if you have one ! ! ! Let me know what you think ! ! Talk to you soon ! !

Renoe Alexander

[MerXAN]

Disney quotes inspire us, make us laugh, or can even make us burst into tears.

Here are my favorites:

"Watch and you'll see. Someday I'll be part of your world."- Ariel (The Little Mermaid)

"Life's full of tough choices in it."- Ursula (The Little Mermaid)

"Jumpin' Jellyfish"- Sebastian (The Little Mermaid)

"Beeeeee yourself."- Genie (Aladdin)

"The past can hurt. You can either run from it or learn from it."- Rafiki (The Lion King)

"Hakuna Matata!" -Timon and Pumbaa (THe Lion King)

"I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years not knowing you."- John Smith (Pocahontas)

"No matter what happens, I'll always be with you...forever."- Pocahontas (Pocahontas)

"If I'd pick a day to fly, this would be it."- Quasimodo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

"A true hero is not measured by the size of his strength but by the strength of his heart."- Zeus (Hercules)

"The flower that blooms in adversity is the mos rare and beautiful of all."- THe Emperor (Mulan)

"A single grain of rice can tip the scale."- The Emperor (Mulan)

"No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it."- The Emperor (Mulan)

"Hoo-Hoo-Hee-Ha-Hoo!"- Jane (Tarzan)

[Escapay]

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Albert

[MerXAN]

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Albert

Oops! So sorry.

[xxhplinkxx]

Hm. I'm guessing the two were merged. Well, here's a quote that I didn't find funny until I'd grown up and rewatched Aladdin:

Jafar: "You're speechless, I see... A fine quality in a wife."

[Widdi]

This may be the stupidest dialogue ever (is it even dialogue?) but it made me smile so big when I heard it on screen.

Wall-E and M-O formally meet:

Wall-E: Wall-E!
M-O: Moe.
Wall-E: Moe?
M-O: Moe! *nods head*

Ok so it doesn't work so well in print, but that is a great couple of seconds in the movie.

I love M-O.

[Mooky]

Sleeping Beauty:

Merryweather: It Looks Awful!
Flora: That's because it's on you dear.

That one's golden .

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Grumpy: Ask her who she is and what she's doing here!
Doc: What are you and who are you doing here?

Mulan
Yao: And I am Yao, king of the rock! And there's nothing you girls can do about it.
Ling: Oh, yeah? Well, I think Ping and I can take you.
Mulan: I really don't want to take him anywhere.
Ling: Ping, we have to fight.
Mulan: No, we don't. We could just… close our eyes, and swim around.

Shang: Let me see your conscription notice. Fa Zhou? The Fa Zhou?
Chi Fu: I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son.
Mulan: Well, he doesn't talk about me much.
(tries to spit)
Chi Fu: I can see why. The boy is an absolute lunatic.

The Emperor's New Groove
Guard: Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?
Yzma: You're excused. Anybody else?
Other guards: No, no. We're good.

Kuzco: I can't believe this is happening!
Yzma: Then I bet you weren't expecting this.
(Yzma pulls up her dress. Kuzco and Pacha scream)
Yzma: (shows a knife strapped to her thigh) A-ha!
(Kuzco and Pacha sigh with relief)
Kuzco: Oh, okay.

Aladdin
Aladdin: Abu, this is no time to panic!
(sees that they're about to crash into a wall)
Aladdin: Start panicking!

The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Esmeralda: Maybe Frollo's wrong about the both of us.
Hugo: What did she say?
Laverne: Frollo's nose is long, and he wears a truss.

The Lion King
Timon sings:
Are you achin' (yup-yup-yup)
For some bacon (yup-yup-yup)
He's a big pig (yup-yup)
You can be a big pig too. Oy!
(Timon & Pumbaa scream)

Home on the Range
Saloon girls:
Swivel your hips, ooh!
Give 'em a grind
Shimmy and shake and leave your troubles be--
(the cows break onto stage)

Tarzan
Tantor: Mom! Are you sure this water's sanitary? It looks questionable to me!
Tantor's mother: It's fine, honey.
Tantor: But mom! What about bacteria?!?
Tantor's mother: Tantor, can't you see Mommy's talking?
Tantor: Watch out! There's something swimming! It's coming right at you!
Tantor's mother: Honey, Mommy's losing her patience.

Jane: I'm in a tree with a man who talks to monkeys.