awallaceunc wrote:Very cool! Did he go through with it?
-Aaron
Today in the news, Stevie Wonder went in to try a new machine that allows blind people to see. 3 hours after he went inside the building, an ambulance came and took Stevie Wonder over to the hospital. Scientists explain that while testing Wonder with the machine, Wonder's hands fell off during experimentation. "Dont ask us how this happen," one of the scientists said. "We were just testing him with the machine and then his hands fell off for no apparent reason". Stevie Wonder, who is in the hospital right now, says that he is fine. Stevie Wonder plans to make a new album to be released in March 2005. The title of the album will be called "The Tradegy Album".
I must say Remus, that was pretty funny. It's sort of Bo' Selecta-ish. Nothing like a bit of random celebrity surrealism to chear me up!
I would suggest you investigate writing for Bo' Selecta, but it's obsessed with bodily functions, and Michael Jackson ("Chamone, I'm Bad, Off the Wall, Invincible and Dangerous. Heeee-Heee!") so it wouldn't really suit you. Oh and you wouldn't like Avid. But don't worry. Most people don't.
wow I must be cursed with the MickeyMouseBoy syndrome or something. i make a few people laugh. i make a few people shocked. i think i should be careful on what i type.
Uncle Remus wrote:I was just kidding. I dont think I can any more jokes here. since nobody ever laughs.
Sorry!! I was just confused... hope you aren't offended.
-Aaron
It's okay. Sometimes I can make jokes that would make others laugh. Somehow my family never laughs at my jokes. My dad is the one who can make my family and me laugh a lot.
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