PatrickvD wrote:The critics will be divided over this one as well I'm sure. Some of the negative reviews are kind of sad really, they'll resort to the most rediolous flaws the film has to convince its readers the movie sucks.
What, you mean like people did with the
Star Wars prequels. Obviously they couldn't suck, because they were, like,
Star Wars. No pre/sequel to
Star Wars could ever be rubbish
I've not read all the negative reviews (when I last looked it was on 77%, so I guess more have been added) but I don't see anything outrageous in them. I've seen more outrageous negative comments from critics picking the last few Disney Animated Classics apart.
Common complaints for
Dead Man's Chest seem to be "overlong", "episodic narrative", "too many effects", "extended chases" and "repeats the original". Seem to be perfectly valid to me. All were, to certain extents, my complaints about the first one (yes, even it repeating

).
I don't think any say it "sucks" as such, not in a
Catwoman - Gigli - House of the Dead* way. They're just saying, for such a major release, it should be better, and point out where they think it could be improved. (I'd quite happily enjoy the first movie if it was half as long)
Well, the thing is Johnny Depp couldn't suck in any movie even if he wanted to. I'm pretty sure the audience will eat this film up completely like the first one. It will still, like the first one, be about 20 minutes too long, but who cares. It looks fun, fun, fun.
Depp may give a good performance, but I always thought Jack Sparrow was one of his lesser roles in the first place, but he can still star is sucky movies (see
Secret Window,
The Astronaut's Wife,
The Ninth Gate (although at least this tried with a nugget of originality and artistic competence, but I expected more from Depp and Polanski) and
Nick of Time). I can count on my fingers and toes other films I would recommend seeing above
PotC to showcase Depp's talent.
* As a side-note
The House of the Dead DVD has an excellent Producer's Commentary where even he spends the whole of the film saying what went wrong and apologising. (It also has a commentary by the infamous Uwe Boll, and others, which is just hilarious - for all the wrong reasons)