What Disney Characters Will Never Say

[Balto123]

Dodger: "Personally, I prefer the countryside".

[Aladdin from Agrabah]

Triton from "Ariel's Beginning" :

Let's get loud, let's get loud
Turn the music up, let's do it
C'mon people
Let's get loud, let's get loud
Turn the music up to hear that sound

Let's get loud, let's get loud
Ain't nobody gotta tell ya
What you gotta do

[Ariel'sprince]

The Prince,Prince Charming,Prince Phillip:Bad boys,bad boys,what you gonna? what you gonna do when they"ll come for you?.
Ursula:I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
Hades:My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
Prudence:Touch me, touch me
I want to feel your body
Your heart beat next to mine
(This is the night)
Touch me, touch me now
Touch me, touch me now
Touch me, touch me now
Pongo:Who let the dog out?.

[Jules]

And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan.

Did you mispell Mulan, or are you referring to the Italian city (otherwise known as Milano)?

[Prudence]

No, I think you made Ursula decidedly still in character.

[TheValentineBros]

Merlin: How am I suppose to sing? I don't have a wand. WHERE THE HELL IS THE SCRIPT?

Li'l King Arthur: I dunno. THis movie is crippled.

Merlin: DAMN!

[Ariel'sprince]

And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan.

Did you mispell Mulan, or are you referring to the Italian city (otherwise known as Milano)?

No,that what the lyircs said (i found it on some website).
Prudence:Hmm,you're right,she does think she's a super model,i forget that .

[Prudence]

I don't quite understand that last one.

[Ariel'sprince]

My point is that now that i"m thinking about it-you're right,she does think she's a super model,but Prudence was funny? .

[PeterPanfan]

I don't understand it either. Who is the super model and how does Prudence know her?

[Ariel'sprince]

I"m talking about Ursula .

[PeterPanfan]

Oh..I don't understand how it's funny...

[Prudence]

Me neither.

[UmbrellaFish]

I think ariel'sprince was refering to the UD Prudence, and that he agrees with Prudence that Ursula thinks she a super model. Am I correct, ariels'prince?

[Prudence]

o_O I still can't see the humor, and I'm not the type who can't laugh at herself. It just doesn't make sense.

[Big Disney Fan]

GEPPETTO: (stuck inside Monstro) This is all Pinocchio's fault I'm stuck in the belly of this big sea behemoth!

[Ariel'sprince]

I think ariel'sprince was refering to the UD Prudence, and that he agrees with Prudence that Ursula thinks she a super model. Am I correct, ariels'prince?

Yeah but i meant to Prudence from Cinderella II .
Anyway i thought it will be funny (espically The Prince,Charming and Phillip).

[TheValentineBros]

From "Toy Story"

What will happen if Dreamworks sell Toy Story and dub it into a fart fest?

FARTBOOPFARTEATARACOON

Buzz: My people are devils for a center of a Lassie's number.
Woody: BUZZ! You're a queer plaything.
Buzz: You're a crazy little man.

[Mason_Ireton]

*Oswald comes back to Disney 80 years later*

*Mickey sees a scruffy looking rabbit detaching his feet and kissing it*

Mickey: Who are you?? *looks creeped out*

Oswald *puts his lucky foot back on*: You the famous Mickey?

Mickey *smiles*: the one and only

Oswald: What took you guys so long? *Donald comes by and sees Mickey and Oswald*

Donald: Huh? *rubs his head* What's going on here Mick?

Mickey: Apparently we have a new member of the Disney side and an old friend of Walt.

Oswald *fidgeting*: Mintz was total tyrant, kept workin me like a dog *looks at Goofy and Pluto* No offense

Goofy: None taken

Mickey: Gosh Oswald, sorry but...we don't have any record of a Rabbit character in the archives.

Donald *surprised*: But Mickey, I just looked and---*he gets bonked by Mickey* why you dirty little *mumbles*

Oswald *rolls eyes*: Good grief *shakes Mickey* I'm your step bro or 2nd cousin once removed

Mickey *thinking*: Sorry Oswald but there's no record of you existing here. But I'll take your word for it *winks at Goofy*

Goofy: So how come you didn't come back to Walt?

Oswald *gets a stern look*: Because that naive Walt Disney didn't bother to fight for me, decided to get lucky with a mouse with personality *glares at Mickey*

Mickey *feels ashamed*: Sorry but you get what you deserve

Oswald *attuide*: Back at cha! *punches Mickey*

[Ariel'sprince]

Prince Edward:*Dancing with Nethanial* I"ve been dreaming of a...
*Hears Giselle singing*.
Giselle:True love's kiss,and a prince i"m hoping comes with this...
Prince Edward:Hold on... .
Giselle:...That must bring ever aftering so happy.
Prince Edward:She stolen MY song!!!! .
*Jump Destiny*.
Prince Edward:Off to sue her,Destiny!!!.
*Rides away*.

*Cinderella and Charming in their wedding carrige*.
Cinderella:Um,Charming?.
Prince Charming:Yes,Cindy?.
Cinderella:Now that we're merried and all,what's your name?.
Prince Charming:Well... it's,um... Okay okay,i don't have a name!.
Cinderella:What!?!?!? .
Prince Charming:Yes! my father is so lazy,he didn't even gave me a name!!! and what's worse i don't even know what's the name of my kingdom!!!! it's always "Hello princess! come to my kingdom!" and it dosn't even have a name for crying out loud!!!! i don't have a name and i"m 27 for god sake!!!! Haaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
*He jump off the carrige*.
Cinderella:Oh well,i"ll check if Phillip's .