What Happens After Happy Ever After?

[my chicken is infected]

aka What Happens When Joey Gets Bored?

This was a series of stories I wrote for fanfiction.net (Don't know if they're there anymore or if the site is even still there.) that tell what happened after Happily Ever After in four of Disney's animated adventures.

Cinderella

*Cinderella is cleaning the walls in one of the palace hallways. The Noble Prince comes in and sees her.*
TNP: Cinderella, enough cleaning! We've got servants to do that.
C: But there are dust spots all over this wall! I need to clean them off!
TNP: No, you need to sit down and stop working.
C: And you need to sit on a tack!
TNP: Cindy, I love you, but you gotta reliaze that you no longer live with The Unholy Trio, and no one is forcing you to clean any more.
*The King walks through the hallway and sees Cindy cleaning the walls.*
King: Yes, yes, keep up the good work, my girl.
TNP: FATHER! Don't encourage her!
King: Hey, the walls are cleaner than they've been in months.
TNP: *Runs out of the room screaming.*
King: What's eating him?
C: *Rolls her eyes and shakes her head and continues cleaning the walls.*

Sleeping Beauty

*Princess Aurora is eating dinner, when she falls asleep. Her face lands on her food plate. Prince Philip puts down his copy of The Kingdom Times.*
PP: WAKE UP!!!!
PA: *Face still in the food.* I AM awake! I just like having my face in my food.
PP: Geez, I shoulda married Cinderella when I had the chance.
PA: *Takes face out of food and wipes it off with napkin* When did you ever have a chance with Cinderella? Besides, I hear Cinderella has this obsessive need to clean the Palace. You'd go nuts trying to tell her to stop.
PP: Better than having a wife who can't stay awake through dinner. I shoula just let you sleep there.
PA: I wish you had! I was having a wonderful dream that me and Aladdin were getting it on. But noooo, you had to kiss me and wake me up!
PP: *Resumes reading his newspaper* So, any news today on the Fairies?
PA: *Snoring, face in the food again.*
PP: Thank God.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

*Snow White and Prince Charming live in a castle close to Belle and the Prince from Beauty and the Beast.*
SW: *Sings* With a smile and a song....life is just like a bright sunny day....
*Belle shouts from her window.*
Belle: KEEP IT DOWN OVER THERE!
SW: *Continues singing, ignoring Belle. Animals start to surround her, and she continues singing. Suddenly, Prince Charming shouts at Snow from inside his room.*
PC: Damnit, Snow, will you keep QUIET?
SW: NO, I WILL NOT!
Belle: WILL YOU STUFF IT?
SW: OH SHUT UP! AT LEAST I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN READ BOOKS ALL DAY!
Belle: *Gives Snow the finger and closes window.*
SW: *Continues singing*
PC: SNOW WILL YOU KEEP QUIET!!!!
SW: *Throws a rock up to PC's window. As he sticks his face out the window to find Snow, he gets hit in the face with the rock and falls back on the floor. Snow White and the animals laugh*
SW: He's just grumpy because I wouldn't give him any. *Starts singing again* Just whistle while you work......

The Little Mermaid

*Ariel and Eric are blisfully married. They almost never fight......*
Ariel: *Walks in the room.* Eric, darling, how are you?
Eric: *Reading the newspaper* Could you get me some more coffee dear?
Ariel: Go get it yourself! I'm not your personal slave! My father shoots lightning bolts and can bench press a whale!
Eric: That's nice dear. Would you get me a cup of coffee, please?
Ariel: That's better. *Walks out of the room and comes back in. Eric's still reading the paper.* Here's your coffee.
*Eric doesn't respond. She pours the coffee on his lap. He doesn't notice until 10 seconds later, then starts running around the room screaming in pain.*
Eric: What did you do that for?
Ariel: Well, I had to do SOMETHING to get your attention! Why do you read that newspaper in the mornings anyway!
Eric: I have to escape you somehow.
Ariel: Escape....another world.... *Begins singing* I wish I could be part of your world.....
Eric: Oh please, not that again!
Ariel: You used to love my voice! You searched far and wide for that voice!
Eric: I was stupid.
Ariel: I know why you don't like it anymore. Now that we live next to Princess Snooze, you think her voice is better than mine.
Eric: Aurora has nothing to do with this!
Ariel: The Hell she doesn't!
Eric: *Resumes reading newspaper.*
Ariel: Eric. ERIC!
Eric: Yes, honey, I love you.
Ariel: *Smiles to herself, as things are back to normal.

[darktruth]

The snow white & belle skit is hilarious lol specially when she gives snow white the finger XD.

[Ling's Daughter]

LOL

[Angela]

those are great

[Marielle]

Ha ha ha Those were great. My favorite was the TLM one.