Which Disney character would you LEAST like to be?

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Which Disney character would you LEAST like to be?

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I thought I'd ask that, as it's turning a dull question on its head!
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This should spark some interesting discussion. I think the Disney character I would least like to be would be that pirate that gets an axe thrown in his back and then later on gets a bomb stuck in his belly in Pirates of the Caribbean.
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Pumbah...the constant gas would be embarrasing and possibly painful...and there apear to be no female warthogs in the Pride lands.
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the person in the nails bed in the One Jump Ahead song! ouch!
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I would least like to be Jafar from Aladdin.
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Probably the fat guy who sits next to Roger in <i>Angels in the Outfield</i>. He doesn't seem very happy.

Or maybe Mako's character in <i>Ugly Dachshund</i>. Poor guy's gotta stay up in a tree!
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Maleficent. I don't want to be that evil, and even if I did, I would get killed by getting stabbed right through the heart! OUCH!
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MickeyMousePal wrote:I would least like to be Jafar from Aladdin.
Why is that?

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It'd be Cinderella for me. I can not be bothered to do all that housework! And I'd have to wear a dress, too!
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Um...Aladdin. I would be freaked out if I was tied up underwater. Also, he went to the ends of the earth, and that place looked C-O-L-D. Then, he's got people who wants him dead...I would not like that either. There are lots of other reasons, but those are my main ones.
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I would least want to be PUMBAA. I mean he stinks, he is always passing gas and he is just so non apropo. So the one I would most not want to be would be Pumbaa.
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Sekaino Jasmine wrote:Um...Aladdin. I would be freaked out if I was tied up underwater. Also, he went to the ends of the earth, and that place looked C-O-L-D. Then, he's got people who wants him dead...I would not like that either. There are lots of other reasons, but those are my main ones.
Plus, he was in the Ends of the Earth wearing nothing but a vest and some patched-up M.C. Hammer pants. Talk about breezy.
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pinkrenata wrote:
Sekaino Jasmine wrote:Um...Aladdin. I would be freaked out if I was tied up underwater. Also, he went to the ends of the earth, and that place looked C-O-L-D. Then, he's got people who wants him dead...I would not like that either. There are lots of other reasons, but those are my main ones.
Plus, he was in the Ends of the Earth wearing nothing but a vest and some patched-up M.C. Hammer pants. Talk about breezy.
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For me, Quasimodo. Not only he was ugly, his mother was killed, he was trapped in the cathedral and everyone feared or disliked him.
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I'd least like to be Donald Duck. My family has a history of high blood pressure, and being Donald certainly can't help. :P
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I would least like to be Captain Hook. Not only does he have just one original hand, he has a vicious crocodile stalking him for the rest of his life. Sure, some characters have had a painful death (Ursula, for instance), but I could not take living in constant fear.
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:o I wouldn't want to be Malefecent or Ursula(from the Little Mermaid)
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I would least like to be Lampwick from Pinocchio. The thought of turning into an ass is not exactly appealing.

I would also hate to be Gaston. Such a conceited guy, not even worth calling a villain. Then at the end, before he falls to his long-awaited doom, and Beast is holding him by the neck, and he's yelling, "LET ME GO! PLEASE, DON'T HURT ME!!". Pfft, such a pansy. And a coward for striking Beast with his back turned.

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Call md crazy right now, I would less likely want to become Ariel. She's too skinny, she whines about not being able to love a man who isnt her same species, she's crazy for wanting to be human and she thinks she knows how to make good deals with sea witches.
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