Ranking the Snow Whites

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Ranking the Snow Whites

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Just a jump-off of the Cinderella topic. Snow White's really the only other tale with enough versions to make a topic worth it really.

Snow White
1. Happily Ever After
2. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
3. Once Upon a Time
4. Snow White (2025)
5. Tale of Terror
6. Mirror, Mirror
7. Snow White: The Fairest of Them All
8. Faerie Tale Theatre
9. Snow White and the Huntsman

The Queen (or Queen's brother in HEA's case)
1. Tale of Terror
2. Once Upon a Time
3. Snow White and the Huntsman
4. Snow White (2025)
5. Happily Ever After
6. Snow White: The Fairest of Them All
7. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
8. Mirror, Mirror
9. Faerie Tale Theatre

The Hag / Disguise
1. Snow White (2025) / Once Upon a Time (love these two's takes about the same)
3. Snow White: The Fairest of Them All
4. Mirror, Mirror
5. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
6. Snow White and the Huntsman
7. Faerie Tale Theatre
8. Happily Ever After
9. Tale of Terror

I guess the only Hag in Happily Ever After is the prince's cursed form really. Well, Lord Maliss has the dragon form, so I ranked that. And Regina never turns into a hag in OUAT either. Well, in SW&tH, the transformed Queen isn't a Hag either, so I guess you could say the Queen's alternate form she takes to curse/defeat Snow White in OUAT is her Mayor form (the cursed sleep being their lost memory)? So I'll go with that. And Sw: FoTA has an actual hag version at the end, but the form that she takes to poison Snow White (appearing as SW's mother) is what I ranked. Really interesting take.

The Prince (or Love Interest)
1. Snow White and the Huntsman
2. 1937 animated film
3. Mirror, Mirror (Armie Hammer)
4. Happily Ever After
5. Tale of Terror (referring to the actual love interest, not the prince that the Queen seduces)
6. Snow White (2025 film)
7. Snow White: The Fairest of Them All
8. Once Upon a Time
9. Faerie Tale Theatre

The Dwarfs (or whatever fills the same role)
1. Happily Ever After
2. Snow White (2025)
3. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
4. Tale of Terror
5. Mirror, Mirror
6. Faerie Tale Theatre
7. Once Upon a Time
8. Snow White and the Huntsman
9. Snow White: The Fairest of Them All

The Magic Mirror
1. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) / Once Upon a Time (love both)
3. Tale of Terror
4. Faerie Tale Theatre
5. Snow White and the Huntsman
6. Snow White (2025)
7. Snow White: The Fairest of Them All
8. Mirror, Mirror
9. Happily Ever After

The Huntsman
1. Once Upon a Time
2. Snow White and the Huntsman (Hemsworth here and in the love interest rank, too)
3. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
4. Snow White: The Fairest of Them All
5. Snow White (2025)

Versions
1. Snow White (2025)
2. Once Upon a Time
3. Tale of Terror
4. Happily Ever After
5. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
6. Mirror, Mirror
7. Snow White: The Fairest of Them All
8. Snow White and the Huntsman
9. Faerie Tale Theatre

Apparently there's also a version from 1955. I'll watch it later.
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Re: Ranking the Snow Whites

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I really like the Happily Ever After Snow White character the best. She’s so endearing.

I love the Tale of Terror hag. She is scary, great costume, but even jokes by saying “Boo!” and talking about when she was young having lots of boyfriends. I guess she’s my fave hag though the 1937 one is scary!

Regina does become like a Romani hag or something in a market place in one episode of the first season.

For the whole versions, only the 1937 really is very emotional with how sad it is when Snow White dies and how elating it is when she wakes up and goes to the castle/heaven.
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