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Ok, let's talk about sexy stuff then. lol

I wanted to say something about breasts but all I can think of at 0445 UTC is chicken breasts.

In chapter 16 of The Lion King DVD, Nala purrs while she and Simba caress each other lovingly. They even tell Timon and Pumba too leave them alone. I guess the two lions want privacy. lol!

I love the way Nala smiles at him before she licks Simba's muzzle. Afterwards the two lions rub their heads together again.

Remember the scene in Simba's Pride where Nala pushes Simba down and nuzzles him? She puts her forepaws on Simba's shoulders before pushing him down. Then she bends down and nuzzles him while they smile. Nala is smiling down at Simba. That's so romantic!

Later, Kiara licks Kovu's muzzle in a similar fashion. I don't know what chapter the steamy sexy scene is because I don't have the DVD yet.

How many times did I watch this sexy scene? I lost count. I like the music and the waterfall. Oh, if you have a 5.1 DD system, the waterfall sound comes from the center speaker. Sweet.

I wanted to say, you two get a room and keep your paws to yourselves! :lol:

I saw something like that in a movie on TV once.

The bath scene in The Lion King is funny. Why is this R-rated scene in a G-rated movie?? Just kidding!

Nala says this through clenched teeth: "Simba, I'm kinda in the middle of a bath!"

The scene is cute because Sarafina is giving Nala a bath while Simba err.. watches. It's also funny because Nala is enjoying her bath, but Simba doesn't enjoy his. He doesn't want his mother to mess up his mane.


I feel dirty again. :oops:
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omg starion! you need to stop with the lion king porn :lol:
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At least The Lion King movies are romantic unlike some junk I've seen on the internet. :D

Simba and Nala are in love. How, I do not know. o.O

Remember the begining of Chapter 5 on the DVD?

"Eww, I can't marry her!! She's my friend."

"Yeah, and it'd be too weird."

Kim Olav Svines wrote:No matter how young, no harm done for hearing the word boob, or for that matter seeing one. It's just healthy. :)
Andy Roonie of CBS didn't think Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction was a big deal either. Most kids do know what boobs are. Teens are taught what boobs are in grade school during sex education classes.

I gotta go because I'm too tired now. *steps off soap box*

Gotta run because a storm is comming! Thank you Frances. :p
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MickeyMouseboy wrote:omg starion! you need to stop with the lion king porn :lol:
The heavy rains are gone for now.

I'm waiting for die hard Lion King fans to start flaming me. I'm just kidding!
disneychris04 wrote:Em... I don't think you should be typing something like this, especially when maybe there are young kids reading this forum... :headshake:
disneychris04 has a point. Let me tone down my comments. I'm not typing anything graphic. Like I said, I was making fun of The Lion King. I'm not going to talk about boobs any more. :wink: I can always talk about sexy stuff in another more appropriate forum.

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Starion wrote:The scene is cute because Sarafina is giving Nala a bath while Simba err.. watches. It's also funny because Nala is enjoying her bath, but Simba doesn't enjoy his. He doesn't want his mother to mess up his mane
I think I'd have a problem with my mother licking me in front of my friends too.
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Loomis wrote:
Starion wrote:The scene is cute because Sarafina is giving Nala a bath while Simba err.. watches. It's also funny because Nala is enjoying her bath, but Simba doesn't enjoy his. He doesn't want his mother to mess up his mane
I think I'd have a problem with my mother licking me in front of my friends too.
:shock: is the a Loomis tradition?
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MickeyMouseboy wrote:
Loomis wrote: I think I'd have a problem with my mother licking me in front of my friends too.
:shock: is the a Loomis tradition?
Yes, we are very old fashioned about NOT wanting to be licked in front of our friends by the parental unit.
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Loomis wrote:
MickeyMouseboy wrote: :shock: is the a Loomis tradition?
Yes, we are very old fashioned about NOT wanting to be licked in front of our friends by the parental unit.
so how did you clean yourself up? or were you called stinky in school? :D :P
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MickeyMouseboy wrote:so how did you clean yourself up? or were you called stinky in school? :D :P
I licked myself, naturally :roll:
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Loomis wrote:Yes, we are very old fashioned about NOT wanting to be licked in front of our friends by the parental unit.
My mom never licked or kiss me while I was in front of my friends.

At least your mom didn't mess up your mane / sideburns. :) When Sarabi slurps Simba, I see lots of hair and saliva flying everywhere. lol The bath scene is so funny.
Starion wrote:The scene is cute because Sarafina is giving Nala a bath while Simba err.. watches. It's also funny because Nala is enjoying her bath, but Simba doesn't enjoy his. He doesn't want his mother to mess up his mane.
I just thought of something. Most young ladies enjoy their baths right? I was tryng to picture Nala in a bubble bath with candles around a bath tub. Laides like to relax in a bath. I wonder how Kiara feels when Nala gives her a bath. Hehe. The animators should give the cub some privacy by drawing a curtain. lol!

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Starion wrote: I was tryng to picture Nala in a bubble bath with candles around a bath tub.
Do we need to have a little talk? :P :lol:
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Disney should do a Musical called ShowLionesses hahaha just for starion!
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MickeyMouseboy wrote:Disney should do a Musical called ShowLionesses hahaha just for starion!
Appropriately, it would be filled with catfights.

BOOM-KHISH.

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What's hotter than kitty nipples? :lol:
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MickeyMouseboy wrote:What's hotter than kitty nipples? :lol:
Eh, anatomy talk. Looks like I changed the subject again. Sorry! Most mammals have teats. Yeah, cats have nipples or small teats.

Because it's past midnight, I can't think of anything else witty to say.

Loomis, are you going to be gone or busy after Thursday? Aww, I'm gonna miss you buddy.

We should have a talk. I was making fun of Nala's bath scene. hehe Maybe I've been watching too many soap operas and sitcoms.

The joke about catfights is funny! Meow. You guys are funny too.

I gotta go because it's so late.
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