Maleficent: The GREATEST Disney villain of all time. Nah, she tries to fight evil. She's just misunderstood.
Stefan: This noble king. Forget that: He's a sadistic tyrant who want to kill all of the fairies or whatever.
The three good fairies: Pretty much the stars of the movie. Wise, loving, caring, gentle.....just kidding, they're completely stupid, self-absorbed, and just terrible fairies.
Hey, at least, they didn't screw up the most iconic Sleeping Beauty AND DISNEY scenes of all tim...
THE STUPID BIRD IS THE DRAGON AND MALEFICIENT IS THE ONE WHO AWAKENS AURORA WITH THE KISS.
Just the fact that they couldn't get these 2 scenes right is just baffling. Absolutely baffling.
I can't believe this is the writer who gave us Beauty and the Beast! Just wow.
Now, Wicked is a good show with LOTS of stupid additions like Elphaba, fighting for the monkeys and her boyfriend is the Scarecrow. Wicked is MUCH BETTER than this because it's actually pretty close to the Wizards of Oz and they get the characters and their back stories right (like Glinda, going from a mean girl to a wise, mature woman and the Wicked Witch of the East becoming the Wicked Witch, as a result of her handicaps and pursuing of Boq/the Tin Man). Maleficent isn't EVEN close to its source material nor the characters. It doesn't even try when it's supposed to try.
And the worst part is that Disney is advertising this like, "Oh, Sleeping Beauty didn't happen. The fairies made that junk up. THIS is the true story. Forget your childhood and Disney's legacy. THIS is what really happened!
Darn this movie, really.


