Hottest Disney characters

[Super Aurora]

Here's mine!!!!!



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[Jules]

Oh Super Aurora!

[thedisneyspirit]

Disney women I find beautiful/hot:

-Blue Fairy. As gorgeous as an old movie star of the 40s.

-Jasmine. She's overall a great mix between pretty and sexy. I like that

-Aurora. So classical. She looks so very girl-next-door in her peasant garb, and then goes all high queen bee cheerleader as a princess.

-Maybe Cinderella or Tiana.

-Anita perhaps, if she let her hair down (which is why I prefer Giselle, she looks similar to her but more redefined)

-Helga Sinclair. Damn is she hot. At least she looks like she sleeps, unlike most of the other villainesses.


Un-hot characters (they're either too ugly for me or while "pretty" I don't consider them knockouts):

-Nostalgia Critic ( )

-Belle. I think she's just plain and looks more like a nun/maid with her usual outfit. Her getup for the ballroom is amazing though.

-Snow White: too much of a little girl

-Rapunzel: her eyes scare me. That and I don't really like her lips/smile and her nose.

-Ariel: pretty, but in a "cute" way. I like women looking older.

-Mulan: pretty in a "plain" way. I think Disney designed her that way on purpose.

-Anna: another "Pretty cute" girl. She has cute eyes though.

-Merida: Very "babyfaced" to me.

-Pocahontas: I don't like her nose and her small eyes.

-Shang: don't like his big lips.

-Hercules: again, I hate big lips on men. And his curled chin annoys me.

-Meg: really unappealing. Looks like she'll stab you with her arms if you hug her.

-Jane: plain Jane at its finest. She's kinda cute but her mouth is very chipmunk-like.

[Mooky]

As for the ladies I have to say as a gay man I find exotic ladies/women of color to be the most beautiful. So I think that Pocahontas, Tiana, Jasmine and Esmeralda are the most attractive.

Yep, definitely agree with this. Red clothing also helps (see: Jessica Rabbit).

And Belle for some reason is asexual to me.

I sort of feel this way about all Disney women designed by Mark Henn. They're all beyond gorgeous but I just can't think of them in a sexual way. Jasmine somehow eludes this, probably because of her exotic looks and bare midriff.

-Rapunzel: her eyes scare me. That and I don't really like her lips/smile and her nose.

I don't get this Rapunzel love either. Most of the time she's just plain ugly to me, and there are exactly four shots in the movie where I find her design appealing, beautiful even. Plus, the pic of her that Disneyphile posted in their OP is too close to uncanny valley for me. She also looks like a mix of one of those fancy rubber sex dolls and a Jim Henson character.

-Meg: really unappealing. Looks like she'll stab you with her arms if you hug her.

[ProfessorRatigan]

As a big, fat, stinking homo, I think I'm obligated to rank the men first. It should go without saying that this list is shallow as hell.

THE BOYS:
1. Prince Naveen, The Princess and the Frog - Damn! Did someone turn on the heat in here? I'm getting a little toasty! Seriously, though, Naveen was gorgeous. Those dimples and that smile... Plus, I love his carefree attitude. His accent isn't the hottest in the world, but, if it's coming from that face, I can live with it.

2. (Adult) Hercules, Hercules - It's really his vulnerability that endears me to him most of all. Which is ironic considering he's, you know, practically immortal.

3. Aladdin, Aladdin - Yes, yes. The list wouldn't be complete without him, would it? What is it about him that's so attractive? I blame the open vest/no shoes thing. That's a lot of exposed flesh.

4. Tarzan, Tarzan - Dem abs! Give him a haircut and a bath and he's good to go!

5. John Smith, Pocahontas - He's pretty, but GOD is he dull.

6. Prince Eric, The Little Mermaid - I think the scene where I find myself thinking him sexy is the scene where he rescues Max from the burning ship. Any man who loves his pet that much has to have a good heart. The fact that he's good-lookin' to boot is just an added bonus.

7. Gaston, Beauty and the Beast - Admit it. You'd let that hair-chested bastard mount you like a stag.

8. David Kawena, Lilo & Stitch - Hunk of burning love, indeed. Yeah, he's dull. But he's good eye-candy.

9. Frollo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame - That voice is pure sex. Don't look at me like that.

THE BABES:
1. Esmeralda, The Hunchback of Notre Dame - Whoah. Just...those EYES! Gorgeous. Her luscious hair and womanly physique are very sensual and sexy as well. She's very much a woman, not a girl. It's sad how little the company gives a shit about her. If Mulan can be a princess, why not Esmeralda?

2. Princess Aurora, Sleeping Beauty - Classy. Elegant. I've always thought she was the most beautiful of the original princesses.

3. Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit? - Does she count? She better! Do I really even need to SAY anything? She's got that femme-fatale noir thing going for her. And Kathleen Turner's sultry voice adds so much to the character.

4. Helga Sinclair, Atlantis: the Lost Empire - So glad someone else listed her, too! Again, much like Jessica, she has that femme-fatale film-noir moll thing going for her. And that's sexy.

5. The Evil Queen, Snow White - In her QUEEN form, that is. Who says evil isn't sexy?

6. Katrina van Tassel, The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad - Essentially Cinderella before Cinderella. But I think she's better looking and her personality is a little less saccharine.

7. Megara, Hercules - Yes, I do think she's sexy. She's actually got a head on her shoulders. And I love her cynical personality. Her voice is very mature as well.

8. Ursula, The Little Mermaid - Not Vanessa. Ursula. You heard me. She may be big, but she's got PLENTY of sex-appeal. She's a vamp! Come on! Shakin' them ta-tas all over the place and gyrating during Poor Unfortunate Souls.

For some reason, I, too, can't see many of the Disney Princesses as 'sexy.' They're just so...corporate and sanitized to be thought of sexually these days. It's kinda squicky, actually.

[Escapay]

Big One, enough. Apparently it wasn't enough for you to write a practically NC-17 post and expect to get away with it. Now you're intentionally antagonizing another forum member. This is not a playground.

This thread is getting dangerously close to staying locked permanently. For now, it's being locked to clear up some off-topic posts. Hopefully, cooler heads will prevail and we'll see fit to unlock this topic.

Albert