Be probed senseless with Jafar's Snake Staff or become Lucy Luscious-Lisciousness; the latest Disney Princess and have your very own Palace Pet called Fifi, Glitter-Sparkle-Trixibelle, Cutesy-Wootsy-Poochy-Woochy, Theodora, Cherry-Angel-Pie *said in Country accent *, Blossom-Scented-Buttercup-Princess-Cakes *flutters lashes*?
Pink Ferrari does not come included #soldseparately but includes pink ribbon and pretty hairbrush for your lovely luscious-liscious hair. Diamond encrusted heart shape fanny also available
Be trapped in a Little Mermaid Giga Pet buried at the bottom of a toy box for all eternity or become an incredibly annoying sidekick who makes pop culture references and sings in Disney's next movie?
Lies! You totally want to be Lucy Luscious-Liciousness, but didn't feel like manually retyping that and your pet's name. And no copy/paste, that's cheating!
So ...
I will be the next annoying, pop culture reference-spewing Disney sidekick with lofty ambitions to become less annoying.
Would you rather spend life as one of the pixels from the five hundredth and sixty-first video frame of the main feature on the Pocahontas Region 1 Gold Classic Collection DVD or spend your time getting played and rewound as the magnetic tape on a yet to be issued "The Story of Menstruation" VHS tape?
I'd rather be a pixel on the Pocahontas Gold Classic DVD.
Be locked in a dark room with long lost, unrestored shorts of Mickey Mouse and Oswald the Lucky Rabbit and prints of the movie Song of the South or Obtain unlimited access to the Disney Vaults.
Unlimited access to the Disney vaults ... definitely. That would be awesome. I'd track down a copy of Song of the South and then project it on the Ozone Layer for everyone to see.
The left side or the right side of Walt Disney's mousetache?
One of Sulley's hairs, so I can live in Monstropolis. Being one of Dug's might be too dangerous and "life"-threatening.
Would you prefer to be an eternally sentient wart on the rear end of the Hag from Snow White or die via being slowly and painfully crushed by the incredibly foul-smelling feet of the Cyclops from Hercules?
Probably the 2nd. The first is better than dying, but then I thought about the fact that she gets lightning struck and then crushed as well, so I figured I'd rather just go ahead and get crushed without all the other stuff.
High School Musical or The Hunchback of Notre Dame II?
Listening to most often lately:
Taylor Swift ~ ~ "The Fate of Ophelia"
Taylor Swift ~ "Eldest Daughter"
Taylor Swift ~ "CANCELLED!"
*, Blossom-Scented-Buttercup-Princess-Cakes *flutters lashes*?
