Wow, Tim, that was an excellent and thorough job of detailing all the changes to those attractions.
I prefer the original Pirates but I don't mind the Sparrow changes as much as a lot of fans do. What I miss the most is actually that lovable "Barker Bird" on the outside. I really don't get the point of why he had to go. I alse really miss the steel drum music loop, as that to me goes better with the Caribbean architecture and seems to be better "placemaking" as being more like the type of music you would actually hear in a real Caribbean plaza, rather than cinematic film score.
drfsupercenter wrote:My family and I were watching the Carousel of Progress, and something caught my eye.
In the end portion, when they show "futuristic" technology, was a brand new LG HDTV. They used it to display that virtual reality they were playing.
Here's an interesting fact about that new TV. It was only added a few years ago, but the video game Jimmy and Grandma are playing is exactly the same one that the show has had since the 93 refurb - it kind of has to be because the scores fit with the dialogue of the oven overheating.
Up until recently, this game was displayed on a standard 4:3 television. But with the conversion to a 16:9 TV, the video game has been stretched from its native 4:3 to fill the screen. They are using the mode where the middle of the screen stays normal, but when the ships fly over to the side of the screen, they stretch and their shape gets distorted. This looks hideous IMO, as stretching video content to fill the screen is a pet peeve of mine.
I guess the imagineers figured few people would notice this, and they wanted the content to appear to be in widescreen rather than pillarboxed to appear more "futuristic". But the inadvertant message this sends is that in the future, content in the classic 4:3 ratio should be displayed stretched and distorted - some "progress"!
Other that that little nitpick, the current version of the attraction is actually my favorite so far.
I also like what they did with Spaceship Earth though now I'm curious what it was like before they added the interactive stuff. I was only about 8 years old the last time I was at Epcot prior to them changing it.
The current version is actually the fourth, which opened in 2008. The third version opened in 1994 and had Jeremy Irons as narrator intead of the current Judy Dench. The current version has newer AAs but most of the early scenes are similar to what was there before. The last few scenes before you reach the top are different, as is the descent. The current descent has no scenery other than what's on your video screens. The older descents had scenery inside of the ride instead of the video screens.
Here is a wikipedia article about the attraction's history:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaceship_Earth_(Epcot)
(for some reason I can't create a direct link to the article as the forum software keeps putting the word "Epcot" in the address outside of the link. And when I used the url buttons, the entire post vanished! But luckilly, all the text was still there in edit mode. You can cut and paste the link to read the article)
Here is an excellent video site by Martin Smith that I highly reccomend, which focuses on historical videos showing how Disney attractions have changed over the years, and includes many defunct attractions:
http://www.martinsvids.net
And here's Martin's tribute video to the history of Spaceship Earth:
http://www.martinsvids.net/?p=278
Other atractions that have recently changed besides the 3 Tim discussed, Spaceship Earth, and Imagination (I much prefer the original Figment version, but I still enjoy the current one because I love Figment and the One Little Spark song) include, but are not limited to:
Epcot
* El Rio del Tiempo at Epcot was modified to include The Three Caballeros and is now known as "Grand Fiesta Tour". This took some getting used to as El Rio was a favorite and I loved the catchy original theme song, but I actually prefer the new version as I find it more festive, lively, and humorous. And at least the Three Caballeros song is equally as catchy as the original!
* The Seas With Nemo and Friends ride replaced the original Living Seas "Sea Cab" ride. Again, I much prefer the current version as it's cuter and features characters and has a catchy song. The heart of the pavillion - being able to explore the aquarium at your own pace and learn about the fish, manatees, dolphins, sea turtles, sharks, etc - is still intact.
* O Canada Circle Vision film was recut with some new footage added, some of the older footage replaced, and Martin Short added as a host.
* Food Rocks permanent closure around 2005-ish
* Live spiel from a guide on Living With the Land replaced with automated recorded spiel - no more ride-along guides (an unfortunate side effect of this is more idiots are tempted to get out of the moving boats and walk around, which causes a ride shutdown).
* Universe of Energy modified to become Ellen's Energy Adventure - although this change is not really a "recent" change anymore. I do prefer the current version as I find it more humorous and entertaining.
* Complete closure of the Wonders Of Life pavilion circa 2006
* Captain EO recently returned in place of Honey I Shrunk the Audience at the Imagination pavilion's Magic Eye Theatre (this didn't bother me as I really enjoy both shows, with a preference for EO, and I was happy for the chance to see EO again)
Disney's Hollywood Studios
* The excellent new Star Tours ride! This is IMO one of the best makeovers to a classic they've ever done. The random element of not knowing which of the 2 introductions, 3 opening planets, 3 transmissions, and 3 finales you will get make this VERY re-ridable, IMO. The 3-D is nice, as well.
* The Sounds Dangerous attraction went "seasonal" a few years ago (basically only open during the mobbed Christmas and Easter rush), and now appears to be permanantly closed.
* Walt Disney: One Man's Dream has had some things removed, and others added during a recent refurb. Some of the text that you could read throughout the exhibit has been removed - mostly stories about Walt's life by those who knew him.
* Playhouse Disney: Live On Stage has had 2 changes in the last few years. The first was a redo of the entire show with the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse gang replacing Bear in the Big Blue House as hosts. More recently, the My Friends Tigger and Pooh scene was replaced with Jake and the Neverland Pirates.
* Lights Motors Action had a recent change in which the Herbie the Love Bug comedy segment between stunts was replaced by one featuring Cars characters
* The Pixar Countdown to Fun Parade replaced Block Party Bash, which replaced the Stars and Motor Cars Parade, which was my favorite of the 3.
Animal Kingdom
Not much has changed here since Everest was added in 2006, except:
* Pocahontas and Her Forest Friends show/attraction featuring live animals closed in 2008 and was replaced with - nothing!
* Tarzan Rocks closed in 2006 and was replaced by the Finding Nemo musical.
* Earlier this year, the Kilimanjaro Safari attraction storyline was modified to no longer mention poachers, and Warden Wilson Matua no longer communicates with the vehicles. The Little Red storyline has been removed, so the animatronic baby elephant is gone as well (would be a perfect fit for Jungle Cruise!) Instead of poachers/Little Red, the new finale will feature zebras, who are being reintoduced to the ride.
* Miss Kitty the Dexter Cow from Affection Section recently passed away from old age, as did the Malayan Tapir on the Maharajah Jungle Trek in Asia.

Obviously, this is the kind of sad change that is not Disney's fault. The Tapir was replaced by geese, and there are three adorable new piglets at Affection Section.
Magic Kingdom
* The triumphant return of the ORIGINAL Enchanted Tiki Room show, as the Iago anamatronic from Under New Management LITERALLY caught fire. Although the current version of the original has been shortened a bit for my taste (with one song completely missing and a few others shortened), I am very happy to have it back.
* Country Bear Jamboree is currently closed for refurb, and when it reopens one (or more) of the original songs are expected to be removed to shorten the show.
* Tomorrowland Transit Authority's name changed back to Peoplemover and got a new audio spiel (by the same guy who does the Living With the Land spiel)
* Some recent changes to Space Mountain include some changes to the queue, less light bleeding into the ride, and music audio playing during the ride (not from onboard speakers but speakers throughout the building)
* Alien Encounter was replaced with Stitch's Great Escape. I am in the apparent minority of fans (at least online) who prefer the current lighter, humorous, and mischevious tone of Stitch over the darker, more menacing AE.
* Timekeeper closed and was replaced with Monsters Inc Laugh Floor. In this case, I don't care for this change, as I enjoyed Timekeeper, and Laugh Floor is my least favorite attraction in WDW, and the only one I can think of that I dislike enough to skip regularly
* My beloved Main Street Electrical parade made a triumphant return in summer 2010! (Spectromagic is expected to return next year).
* New interactive queue for the Pooh ride, which adds charm and story to the queue without detracting anything away from the ride experience itself. A good move!
* New Walt Disney World Railroad spiel (with new narrator who sticks to the humorous tone of the old one) due to the loss of Toontown and new Fantasyland. Aside from the new script, the musical interludes were removed.
* At Main Street Exhibition Hall, the classic Disney shorts that were screened there, and the displays about Walt's animation milestones, were removed to become the new Mickey Meet and Greet
* In a baffling and bizarre move, Cinderella's Golden Carousel had it's name changed to Prince Charming Regal Carousel. Even more annoying is the little mice figures of Gus and Jaq were removed from the sign during this name change and never put back. (I know the missing mice might not seem like much, but it's the little details like this that add layers of charm to the Disney parks and distinguish them from the competition!)
(photo from Jack Spence's excellent blog at allears.net)
* Dumbo moved to the old Toontown site and got more placemaking and story elements from the film, a new music loop that includes new recordings of much of the film music, and a second spinner to double the capacity. Since Dumbo is my favorite film, I enjoy these enhancements, but I do miss the old location during the firework show, as Dumbo was once positioned perfectly during the fireworks to feel completely surrounded by them if you rode during the show
* Complete demolition of Toontown, and loss of Mickey's House, Minnie's House, Donald's Boat, and the wonderful music loop that featured instrumental recordings of classic songs from the "Fab 5" and Silly Symphony shorts from the 20's, 30's, and 40's. Goofy's Barnstormer stayed but the new theming is less elaborate than the original, and you no longer crash through a barn, there are no more animatronic chickens, and there is less greenery along the ride. It feels more plopped out in the open now, with more minimal theming.
As someone who loved Toontown and all of it's little underapreciated details, props, and references, I do not support its closure
* Complete closure of the Snow White's (Scary) Adventures classic darkride to make way for.... a princess meet and greet they could have put ANYWHERE.

This saddens me so much, I could write a novella-length essay about it!
And the Snow White and Toontown closures were the worst for me personally since the mid to late 90's "dark ages" of WDW closures which claimed Journey Into Imagination (original version), Kitchen Kabaret, Horizons, World of Motion, Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, the original Tiki Room show, and the Walt Disney Story, all within just a few short years!
At least the original Tiki Room show is now (mostly) back, and the Walt Disney Story essentially found a new home at the Studios as Walt Disney: One Man's Dream.