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There're no Mermaids, US government says

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There is no evidence that mermaids exist, a US government scientific agency has said.

The National Ocean Service made the unusual declaration in response to public inquiries following a TV show on the mythical creatures.

It is thought some viewers may have mistaken the programme for a documentary.

"No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found," the service wrote in an online post.

The National Ocean Service posted an article last week on its educational website, Ocean Facts.

Images and tales of mermaids - half-human, half-fish - appear in mythology and art from across the world and through history, from Homer's Odyssey to the oral lore of the Australian aboriginals, the service wrote.

The article was written from publicly available sources because "we don't have a mermaid science programme", National Ocean Service spokeswoman Carol Kavanagh told the BBC.

She said that at least two people had written to the agency asking about the creatures.

The inquiries followed May's broadcast of Mermaids: The Body Found, on the Discovery Channel's Animal Planet network.

The programme was a work of fiction but its wink-and-nod format apparently led some viewers to believe it was a science education show, the Discovery Channel has acknowledged
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18692830




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Doesn't the US government have more important things to do? Like creating a universal healthcare plan or something?
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NUUUUUU! Not Ariel the mermaid! :(
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estefan wrote:Doesn't the US government have more important things to do? Like creating a universal healthcare plan or something?
:lol:

It does have something better to do but then again this is the US government we are talking about.Their pirorities seem to be sometimes out of wack.The again this does give me a chance to laugh at them for their stupidity.
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...well, in their defense, it's not like it was an edict handed out from the west wing or something, it was just the National Ocean Service. And I mean, what else do they have to do? We've already found all the oceans.
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SpringHeelJack wrote:We've already found all the oceans.
That's exactly what they want you to think.
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...Let me rephrase that, I've already found all the oceans, including the Iowan, the Hyperpacific, and the Great Moon Sea. And thirty-six new colors that only I can see.
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I was fooled. Have any of you actually seen the "documentary"? I did a few weeks back, it seemed real to me. I know they do fake ones on dinosaurs, but the way they were talking about mermaids seemed perfectly plausible, even if there was some laughable over the top moments.

(the narrator asks about what somone discovered)
"Hands. *excesively long dramatic pause* They were hands"

I didn't see the very beginning but they don't make it clear that its all just a work of fiction, even if I did have a skeptical mind throughout the thing.
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Maybe they wiped out by Ursula or the Daleks.
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Mermaids ARE real. If you BELIEVE in their MAGIC. :tlm:
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I luv Mermaids Lyk Nething...They R Beautiful n Mysterious vd Charm n Magical Powers!!!
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This is an insult to US tax payers!!
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Hogwash! We got a mummified merman corpse here in Alberta, Banff actually:
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We still gonna love our feisty little creature. :)

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estefan wrote:Doesn't the US government have more important things to do? Like creating a universal healthcare plan or something?
Well at least, the US government doesn't have any members accused of plagiarism, like our dear Romanian government. :lol:
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Don't lie to Us :lol: :lol:

Hahaha! I do find it funny that they would actually make a report, but the World is a crazy place!
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Kyle wrote:I was fooled. Have any of you actually seen the "documentary"? I did a few weeks back, it seemed real to me. I know they do fake ones on dinosaurs, but the way they were talking about mermaids seemed perfectly plausible, even if there was some laughable over the top moments.

(the narrator asks about what somone discovered)
"Hands. *excesively long dramatic pause* They were hands"

I didn't see the very beginning but they don't make it clear that its all just a work of fiction, even if I did have a skeptical mind throughout the thing.
I had heard that it was done to seem like a real documuntary, so yea, I could see lots of people going 'What, really?" when catching just bits of this thing.
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