Would You Sleep with a Disney Character?

[Jackoleen]

Dear Disney Enthusiasts,

XXX!

[Jack Skellington]

Chewbacca
You should have just posted this in the gay thread btw !

[Super Aurora]

Goliath isn't gay. He's probably going to punch you in the face.

[Wonderlicious]

Yeah, Goliath was doing a little something known as joking. I honestly don't think he'd ever give any thought to the matter.

[carolinakid]

Goliath isn't gay but he's very gay friendly.

[Dr Frankenollie]

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[Goliath]

Goliath isn't gay but he's very gay friendly.

Thank you.

I was joking about this in another one of Jackoleen's threads, but in her defense... I was just told by another forum member that I have very twisted views because of my bad upbringing... so I can see why she took me seriously.






^ That was me joking, again. Just so we all understand that.

@ Jackoleen: maybe you could edit/have the moderators edit your thread's title, so that more people will look into it?

I do think it's a fun question, though. I'm curious to see what people would answer --assuming we're imagining that the princes/princesses were actual human beings and not just pieces of drawing. It would be disturbing to see someone confess they wanna cheat on their boy/girlfriend with a drawing.

[Disney's Divinity]

Gaston.

(Joke).

If it was just a one-night thing, Gaston wouldn't be that bad, honestly. Maybe Eric, too.

I have a thing for black hair/blue eyes.

[Khonnor]

Goliath isn't gay.

He isn't?

Anywayz...I would f*ck Prince Eric and Phillip three ways till sundown and then some..

If our lil f*ckfests were ever discovered, we'd just build a secret castle somewhere to go and live together, just the three of us. And maybe Malificent, so spice things up every now and then...;

[ajmrowland]

I'm not gay nor Goliath, but theoretically.....eric

[Disney Guru]

I would have to say Gaston granted a LTR would be hell on earth, but for a quicky yes I could make able use of his rugged good looks. Also Prince Phillip hot damn what a hottie.

[Dr Frankenollie]

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[Sky Syndrome]

I would have to say Gaston granted a LTR would be hell on earth, but for a quicky yes I could make able use of his rugged good looks. Also Prince Phillip hot damn what a hottie.

What's a LTR?

I looked it up and it stands for several things but 'long-term relationship' fits the best.

[Dr Frankenollie]

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[Goliath]

I'm not gay nor Goliath, but theoretically.....eric

Dude, just list a princess then.

It's a strange question. Would people really cheat on their boy/girlfriend with a cartoon character? We can't even imagine them as real people, because, well, they're not. You can't know how a cartoon character would look like in real life. Some would even be anatomically impossible, like Ariel and Jasmine.

It's funny, me and my girlfriend have talked about this (the topic of cheating and how we would react if one of us did it to the other) and we got to talk about celebrities. We had just watched the Friends episode in which Ross makes a list of celebrities he has to be allowed to sleep with, even when he's in a relationship with Rachel at that moment. So that got us talking and we basically agreed that we wouldn't normally tolerate cheating, but we could see ourselves forgiving each other when it involved a celebrity. You know, if she somehow was to meet Matt Damon or Johnny Depp, of whom she has been a fan for many years, and they wanted to sleep with her (and why wouldn't they?!)... what reason would I have to deny her that once in a lifetime opportunity? What makes me so special that I should ruin a unique chance? But it goes the other way around as well: if I magically were to stumble upon a celebrity crush and she would, incredibly enough, agree to sleep with me, why should I refuse such an incredibly unique chance?

Maybe people will think we're too liberal, or maybe they'll think we don't love each other. Or maybe they just think we're kooks. But even when you love each other very much... what kind of justification do you have to deny someone else a night with (in the eyes of your significant others') most beautiful, most perfect guy/girl in the world, who is normally unreachable, untouchable, out of your league etc.? I prefer to think I'm simply realistic. I think people are just as loyal as their options. And everybody has celebrity crushes. We even had a thread about it on UD (though it's too old now to bring it back).

If you think of Disney's cartoon princes/princesses as 'celbrities'... is the question still ridiculous?

[Elladorine]

Hmm. You know, I can't really say any of the princes do anything for me.

But a certain captain, on the other hand . . .

[Sotiris]

Hmm. You know, I can't really say any of the princes do anything for me.

But a certain captain, on the other hand . . .

Captain Lee Shang?

Captain Phoebus?

Captain Jack Sparrow?

Captain...Hook?

[Dr Frankenollie]

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[Christopher_TCUIH]

Hell yea sleepover @ Cindy's anytime (;

[Prince Edward]

Prince Philip, prince Eric, prince Adam, Aladdin, John Smith, Hercules, Flynn Rider^^ (Live action: Prince Caspian, prince Dastan, prince Edward, Will Turner, Jack Sparrow;)