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[Dr Frankenollie]

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[Lazario]

Agreed on the logic behind your third wish. Which is why all 3 of my wishes have tricks to them:


1. Ya know how someone might wish to look this way or that way and that's it? Well, my first wish is that I could change anything about my body that I might choose to at will. No restrictions. And that I could even reverse or edit previous decisions. It's actually a great practical wish. That way, I would never have to pay for a haircut. I could wish that the hair on my head stopped growing. Got diabetes? Not anymore. Allergic to strawberries? Not anymore. Get a cold? OVER IT! Want to be taller? Shorter? There you go. Hate shaving? Want to be a great singer? Want to be smarter? Wish you knew how to speak every language fluently? You've got it. Want better hearing, eyesight, sense of smell? No restrictions. I could even, if I wanted to, read people's minds. Even from just being on the phone with them. EVEN from reading them over the internet.

2. Since most of what I do is on computer, I wish I had my body wish... on the computer. You know? I could update, edit, change anything about the computer that I might ever want it to be able to do at will. I could make it hold unlimited music, movies, etc. I could develop a PERFECT, impenetrable system for keeping ALL viruses and malware of all types out. I would edit it so that it was more than a computer. It would be my ultimate movie theater & movie player, music player and stereo system / jukebox, and I could still do all the work on the internet that I might want. It would be the ultimate research tool. I could use it to get me any information I might ever need or want. At the drop of a hat. I could develop my own website exactly how I want it and make my own system for it. That way, I dunno- maybe I could even create my own search engine system to end Luke's problem. Something even more popular than Google. Not that I'd care about that- I could just do it. Maybe sell it and use the profits to donate to UD and other websites I really love.

3. Well... it's probably a good idea to use one of these wishes to do something to better the world we live in. Here's what I want: a Stalker Camera that records every single underhanded thing - actually related to politics - every person holding political office is doing. Of course, it will be a system of cameras to catch them all doing it. Since I've also been ordering up some incredible magical bending of typical wish logic with these other wishes, here's how this one becomes dangerous: the cameras go back into history. So, now I can actually record information of politican wrong-doing from any time in the past as well as the present. Any and all conspiracies I will now have proof of. Video proof that any politician rigging an election was doing this. Video proof (with audio) of secret meetings and shredded documents of any and every crime they've ever been involved in. Maybe then people like George W. Bush will finally be put in jail. Americans will BEG for it. Maybe a lot of Republican voters will see how wrong they were. And of course, Democrats won't be spared either. Everyone who does wrong will get what's coming to them. That is... if the American public will be able to bring themselves to jail these bastards. Once I have the information obtained, I will send it anonymously online and to TV news stations - I'll just leak it everywhere.

[WarriorDreamer]

1. That my books will be published in the future and will be very successful (Would sort out money.)

2. That I have a strong, healthy and physically fit body for the rest of my life.

3. Don't know what this one would be. The first wish would sort out money so I would eventually give to charity. But I would keep this wish until I really find something I really need to wish for.

[Flanger-Hanger]

I love Laz's "change, but can edit" concept! I'm stealing that idea for one of my own three wishes.

[Disney's Divinity]

1. That my books will be published in the future and will be very successful (Would sort out money.)

2. That I have a strong, healthy and physically fit body for the rest of my life

Same for both these.

Hmm. Not sure what other things I'd wish for. Gay marriage? A spectacularly gay, Disney, 2D animated, fairy tale musical?

[TsWade2]

1. Make Disneyland create a new show for Fantasyland Theatre.
2. Create new series for Mickey and friends for everybody to watch on Disney Channel.
3. Bring Newsies to Broadway and be a Tony Winning Musical.

[jediliz]

1) Song of the South to be released on DVD/Blu Ray with special introduction by prominent black actor Sidney Poitier. And also a historical take on it by film historian Leonard Maltin.

2) New and Improved Disney Channel with the banning of shows like Shake it up, Hannah Montana and the banning of any DCOMs that have too much music like HSM. More Disney movies airing (less stupid movies) along with the bringing back of classic cartoons with NO Edits (no Have a Laugh!).

3)NON DISNEY: Star Wars Blu Rays with NO BIG CHANGESand with all deleted scenes put back into the film where they belong. no ugly anakin (hayden anakin) at the end of Jedi, but back to old man Anakin.

[Lazario]

Darn, I completely forgot about Disney. I mean, I did have the computer wish. And that would cover me being able to see anything Disney's ever made. Assuming I could "wish" for a program to open Disney's vault digitally.

But, I'd also love to be the person in charge of Disney DVD.

[littlefuzzy]

Agreed on the logic behind your third wish. Which is why all 3 of my wishes have tricks to them:

DUDE!! on 1 and 2, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! I wanted to have a "nanite" body (think the T-1000) that could be altered in any way I wish, and since the body was composed of machines, might as well have some machines built in as well: A replicator, a super-advanced computer, maybe even a transporter! I figured use something like a virtual recording studio sound board to control the various aspects of my body - hair length, arm length, leg length, p... err, muscle strength, and so on.


On 3, There wouldn't be any politicians left!! On the other hand, unemployment would be solved, due to everyone getting state jobs to support the massive prison complexes for all of the politicians.

I've thought of 3 as well, just as a general Past Visions camera. Imagine being able to set the cameras back to see if OJ really did it, or find out what happened to Amelia Earhart! Maybe we could set the camera to record the premiere showing of "London After Midnight" or other lost films. We could take it further back in time, an editor could record a period drama as it happened, and make it into a film (SEE! The Sinking of the Titanic! FEEL! The actual passengers struggling with their fear! WATCH! The actual sinking of the ship!) You could go really far back, and prove whether or not Jesus was an actual person, and if so, whether evnets happened as described or not. Archaeologists could search for Atlantis, or study the Mayan civilization during it's prime.

[Dr Frankenollie]

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[Scarred4life]

1. Exactly what Lazario said on his first wish.
2. The ability to manipulate time.
3. The ability to accomplish anything I wish.

[Heil Donald Duck]

1. I was imortal
2. I was rich
3. I owned every animated film both shorts and feature from 1900-present completely uncut on blu-ray.

[Goliath]

1. I would stay young forever (immortality without having to grow really old)
2. I would have my own money-tree that provided me with a never-ending cash flow
3. I could fuck whomever I wanted

[Rudy Matt]

1. That Goliath would only want to make love to a poster of Don Knotts.
2. The complete Disney film library released to Ultra-Super-Mega Definition
3. An Ultra-Super-Mega-Definition Player in every home, along with a bucket of KFC, a bottle of good hard liquor, a healthy loving companion, and lifetime admission to the Disney theme parks.

[KubrickFan]

1. Unlimited money.
2. Being the best at everything, or if that's too vague, just the piano.
3. Being able to remove the big scar I have on my head (from ear to ear).

[Jack Skellington]

1. I could make anyone fall in love with me (lol not sure if the genie would agree)

2. A magic carpet

3. End homophobia/racism... hate in general

[rs_milo_whatever]

... Nobody's wishing for more genies? Dibs!

[Animalia]

If I couldn't wish for more Genies etc, these would me my wishes.

1. 2 billion dollars.
2. 900 acres of land.
3. To be able to transport into movies/tv shows.

Now I think there are ways to get around the things Genie said you couldn't do.

1. The Genie can't kill anyone, but you could wish for a trained assassin to kill whichever person.
2. The Genie can't make a person fall in love with you, wish for a love potion or Cupid's bow.
3. He can't bring anyone back from the dead, so either wish to become grim reaper or wish for resurrection powers.
4. Wishing for more wishes, wish for another Genie or wish for the ability to make your own wishes.

[Goliath]

1. I could make anyone fall in love with me (lol not sure if the genie would agree)

That is infinitly better than what I asked for. (No sarcasm.) I just wouldn't feel comfortable knowing the person was in love with me because of a spell instead of really loving *me*.

[Elladorine]

1) Perfect health, which would include being fit, confident, pain-free and never sick or allergic. It's hard to enjoy anything when you're worried about any physical or emotional issues you may have or when you just plain don't feel good.

2) More patience and understanding of the things I love to do so I could make a decent income with it.

3) An actual talent for singing. I wouldn't even need to be the best around, I just don't want to scare people away with my voice.