SWillie! wrote:SpringHeelJack - if your list of grievances is all a bunch of nit-picky things that came from dissecting the story, much like how so many on this forum ruin Disney movies by reading into them too far and finding the tiny loopholes in the story that don't make sense, then I'm not really interested. I could dissect the story myself and see why "it doesn't work"... But those aren't opinions. That's just being too stuck up for me.
However, if you have some actual reasons and opinions as to why YOU don't like it (i.e. The music, imo... or, I didn't like the direction they took with the characters... or, the story is too ___ for my interests) then I'd be interested to hear.
But if it's all just finding the technicalities of why the show doesn't work, I'm not interested.
So because pointing out plot holes and the inconsistencies they create is "stuck up"? That's funny. I don't see why an opinion should be the only thing matters in discussing or analyzing a work. More so, any opinion formed will be based on the work itself, and thus be based on any sort of flaws inherit in it. I'm not sure how much discussion you think two people can have if it's just "Well, I don't like the music... I think the story was dull." That's hardly discussion.
I don't think it's being too nitpicky to say things like the whole "child of two worlds" thing at the end comes out of nowhere and raises more questions than it could hope to solve.
Or to wonder why the Munchkins are presumably supposed to be small, yet Boq as the Tin Man would be normal-sized to fit into the movie's plot, as the musical so desperately tries to do.
Not to mention that Boq as Tin Man in the musical is a total contradiction of the Tin Man in the movie, and not in a "Wicked is a revisionist take" way, in the sense that someone who rallies a bloodthirsty mob to kill the witch doesn't gel with a shy Tin Man who seems panicked every time he's near the Wicked Witch in the movie.
And why would the Wicked Witch in the movie set the Scarecrow on fire if he's really her secret lover?
Why is Fiyero, a member or the Wizard's secret army or whatever, scared shitless by the enormous head in the movie despite the fact that he presumably knows the Wizard is not the force he presents himself as?
These things are plot holes that exist in the musical, not the book, thus they are solely the fault of the librettist. You can say I'm reading into this too much, but when you present your work as something that fits in with the movie that we all know and love, you need to make it do so. And the musical's book, which is appallingly bad in so many ways from awful shout-outs to the movie to making total hash of the second act, fails miserably in this respect.
Also, the lyrics are at best serviceable and I think the costumes are uninspired. Is that a good enough distillation?
"Ta ta ta taaaa! Look at me... I'm a snowman! I'm gonna go stand on someone's lawn if I don't get something to do around here pretty soon!"