Who's your new Disney crush/ object of desire?

[pap64]

I always thought Mrs. Potts from Beauty and the Beast was damn sexy...



She has that soft, sexy porcelain quality to her. I want to hold her and put her against my chest. Soooo soft...

And that VOICE! Seriously, I can't be the only one who think Angela Lansbury's voice is like an aphrodisiac! Look up audio erotica and SHE comes up.

...Oh man, I have to get a cold shower now.

If you believed any of that, then you just might be Jackoleen

[Elladorine]

I always thought Mrs. Potts from Beauty and the Beast was damn sexy...

Oh, really?!!! And just when I was thinking about how amazing Cogsworth is. I mean, there's something sort of steampunk about him, meaning that he and I would be a perfect match. Plus there's just something sexy about getting to wind your man up. I mean, really! You can't help but wonder what makes the little guy tick.

[Disney's Divinity]

I'm surprised most guys don't like Vanessa from TLM. She has Ariel's looks, and Ursula's personality. You just know she has experience.

[pap64]

While I think everyone at Beast's castle is sexually frustrated due to being enchanted objects, I think Cogsworth is the most frustrated of them all. Not only does he have to be emotionally neutral to a person that is emotionally scarred he has to deal with his own sexual desires.

For all the class he has, deep down he most be a horny little bugger...

XD

I would joke about the Beast being a sexual desire, but that is true. Just type Beast on devianart and you will find many furry porn of him.

[Elladorine]

While I think everyone at Beast's castle is sexually frustrated due to being enchanted objects, I think Cogsworth is the most frustrated of them all. Not only does he have to be emotionally neutral to a person that is emotionally scarred he has to deal with his own sexual desires.

Especially when you realize the types of situations that Disney has put him in . . .



And don't even get me started on the fanart I've seen of Cogsworth and Lumiere together.

[Wonderlicious]

Sweet Santa Claus, that statuette is, erm, well, erm...not of the Disney Essence? But San Francisco loves it.

I always thought Mrs. Potts from Beauty and the Beast was damn sexy...

True, she really is an object of desire. But of course, nowhere near as sexy as the Magic Carpet...



Uh huh, that's one magic ride.

[PatrickvD]

Since we're apparently taking this seriously, I've always fantasized about Gus and Jaq from Cinderella:



the're clearly in a loving relationship because mice tend to be monogamous which is why I relate to them as humans. They represent freedom and sexiness which is lacking in today's society because America is not what it used to be. I'm going to cut my nails now to liberate myself in preparation for 2012.

[pap64]

While I think everyone at Beast's castle is sexually frustrated due to being enchanted objects, I think Cogsworth is the most frustrated of them all. Not only does he have to be emotionally neutral to a person that is emotionally scarred he has to deal with his own sexual desires.

Especially when you realize the types of situations that Disney has put him in . . .



And don't even get me started on the fanart I've seen of Cogsworth and Lumiere together.

Kinda funny since in technicality, the one watching over Beast while he was being cleaned and groomed was Lumiere. Cogsworth came in just as he was getting a haircut XD .

[PatrickvD]

Especially when you realize the types of situations that Disney has put him in . . .



And don't even get me started on the fanart I've seen of Cogsworth and Lumiere together.

Kinda funny since in technicality, the one watching over Beast while he was being cleaned and groomed was Lumiere. Cogsworth came in just as he was getting a haircut XD .

maybe this happened during christmas... you know, that awful midquel that replaced the castle to a mountaintop far away from the forest? Lots of crazy stuff went down during the first movie according to the second one.

anyway, that statuette is pretty crazy. Maybe Lumiere is... you know, down there.

[Super Aurora]

I see the grumpy grouches are out in force again today.

I see the




crusading

Now, I admit I find it a bit strange to be attracted to cartoon animals (cartoon humans I can imagine), but that's no reason to gang up on Jackoleen. Super Aurora, that was really too harsh, even for you. If you're annoyed by these threads, simply don't reply to them.

Not so much that she like animal characters(though i hate furries...)that some of us are irk about, but the way she has the need to explicate describe stuff that is annoyingly disturbing.
but whatever.

Get over yourself for one moment.

Whereas the grumpy grouches are people who moan and whinge about a topic which is just a bit of fun.

You're acting like you don't moan and whine in the board....

LOL

Or they moan about the course Disney is on today, when they simply don't have to watch or buy the things they're moaning about.

That BS reasoning and you know it. Just because we criticize something about Disney does not mean we aren't fans or we are haters.

[Elladorine]

Kinda funny since in technicality, the one watching over Beast while he was being cleaned and groomed was Lumiere. Cogsworth came in just as he was getting a haircut XD .

And look how happy the Beast is! He wasn't smiling during that scene in the movie.

maybe this happened during christmas... you know, that awful midquel that replaced the castle to a mountaintop far away from the forest? Lots of crazy stuff went down during the first movie according to the second one.

anyway, that statuette is pretty crazy. Maybe Lumiere is... you know, down there.

Yep. Crazy stuff.

*runs in the other direction*

[Jackoleen]

Dear Disney Enthusiasts,

I've always thought that Lumiere was sexy, but, then again, Cogsworth might be fairly sexy, too. After all, he is sort of sexy when he's bragging to Belle right after dinner.

Cool sketch, Enigmawing!

Thank you in advance for your replies.

[Disney Duster]

Jackoleen, please look for past threads where you can put your new thread ideas, to see if there are any (and it often seems there usually are!)

Super Aurora, whil I kind of feel your pain and frustration, I would never say or want to do what you said in your first post in here. I am really just telling you you may want to edit that because it could get you in trouble. What you should do is type what you want to say and then consider re-writing it for people to actually see...I am sorry I'm nagging but I am looking out for you man because of stuff that's happened with moderators...!

PatrickVD I always thought those two sewing, fashion-making mice were possibly gay. But what does cutting one's nails have to do with any of that?

[Super Aurora]

Super Aurora, whil I kind of feel your pain and frustration, I would never say or want to do what you said in your first post in here. I am really just telling you you may want to edit that because it could get you in trouble. What you should do is type what you want to say and then consider re-writing it for people to actually see...I am sorry I'm nagging but I am looking out for you man because of stuff that's happened with moderators...!

Fine, very well. I'll edit that post. But in return, you have to answer to pm you owe responding to. LOL

[BellesPrince]

You're acting like you don't moan and whine in the board....

LOL

Or they moan about the course Disney is on today, when they simply don't have to watch or buy the things they're moaning about.

That BS reasoning and you know it. Just because we criticize something about Disney does not mean we aren't fans or we are haters.

Well, I think the only time I've 'moaned' on the board has been when I've had to put up with people sticking their nose into business that doesn't concern them, and generally being unwelcoming. Or, when I get a bit fed up of the constant Disney bashing. I've never understood the need for people to rant about things they really dislike strongly.

And I seriously doubt the comment about people being haters the way they have such vitriol for certain aspects of Disney. At the end of the day, Disney is operating in a market economy, and if something is popular and sells, they will continue to produce it, if it doesn't - then it's dead in the water.

But, you know, the way this thread has devolved exactly proves my point, and it shows the problem with this board. Jackoleen has started off a topic, obviously intended to be a bit of fun. If people don't want to contribute, or think it's beneath them, or silly, they should just leave it alone. Instead, they feel the need to interfere, complain and whine, and pull the thread off topic. The behaviour, quite honestly, is rude and trollish.

No doubt the Ultimate Disney trolls will jump on my post here and start on me again, but perhaps before you pick other people apart, you should stop and consider your own posts a bit more.

I had a lot of hassle about posting guidelines, which I'd actually read before I made any posts. And if I wasn't sure about anything, I asked a question or consulted a mod. I think perhaps many of the long time posters on this board should go and read the posting guidelines again, and refresh their memories - particularly with a view to the points about sensitivity.

[Heartless]

Super Aurora is my hero.
Seriously, he actually has sense (in all aspects of this forum, not just this thread)..

[DisneyAnimation88]

I don't wish to antagonise you at all but who are exactly are the forum "trolls"?

I didn't mean to cause offense before, if that is what you think I intended, all I said was that I wasn't sure whether the post was a serious one or a joke. I don't think I said anything that could be seen as offensive to Jackoleen and I don't have a problem with anything she's posted on here.

[BellesPrince]

I am declaring myself well and truly out of this forum.

The trolls:-

Goliath, DisneyDuster and SuperAurora spring to mind. Very unpleasant people, who seem to feel that because they've been here for so long, they are allowed to dictate to everyone else what they think and feel.

I don't think I've ever been made to feel particularly welcome on this forum since joining.

There is an elitist air about the parks in that everyone seems to think the American parks are superior.

The general attitude towards Disney stinks - why on earth most people are on here, when they do nothing but complain.

I spent a couple of years running my own forum, and it always annoyed me when problems or disputes arose on there. It just seems that almost every forum has an undesirable element who think they can dictate the running of the forum and set the tone for everyone else.

I just don't see this as a place for me. It's a great shame, because this could have the makings of a good forum. As it is, it's actually ridiculed on several forums across the Internet because of the petty bickering and squabbling that goes off on here.

I've removed all of my personal content from the forum, and I won't be contributing anymore because I don't want to be in a place around the likes of Goliath, Duster and not-so SuperAurora.

Apologies to Jackoleen for sabotaging your thread. Unlike many here, I could see it as a tongue in cheek thread.

Perhaps one day, many of you may get back in touch with the person inside you who fell in love with Disney in the first place, and you might get over your insurmountable ego's.

No doubt this post will get ripped apart and flamed, and I'll be publicly lambasted - but, while you're doing that, perhaps you might reflect on the bullying and harassment which has just led to one member calling time on this forum and giving up on it.

[Elladorine]

I don't think I've ever been made to feel particularly welcome on this forum since joining.

Wow. I'm sorry to hear you feel that way, especially since we'd exchanged pleasantries in a few posts and that I even went out of my way to be helpful in the desktop thread. Perhaps you've been taking some of the discussions here far too seriously and have gotten needlessly overly-defensive.

Instead, they feel the need to interfere, complain and whine, and pull the thread off topic. The behaviour, quite honestly, is rude and trollish.

Which is exactly what you're doing.

To get back on topic, I do think most people were honestly having a little fun in this thread, while the rest are just perplexed by jackoleen's overall posts.

[avonleastories95]

I am declaring myself well and truly out of this forum.

The trolls:-

Goliath, DisneyDuster and SuperAurora spring to mind. Very unpleasant people, who seem to feel that because they've been here for so long, they are allowed to dictate to everyone else what they think and feel.

I don't think I've ever been made to feel particularly welcome on this forum since joining.

There is an elitist air about the parks in that everyone seems to think the American parks are superior.

The general attitude towards Disney stinks - why on earth most people are on here, when they do nothing but complain.

I spent a couple of years running my own forum, and it always annoyed me when problems or disputes arose on there. It just seems that almost every forum has an undesirable element who think they can dictate the running of the forum and set the tone for everyone else.

I just don't see this as a place for me. It's a great shame, because this could have the makings of a good forum. As it is, it's actually ridiculed on several forums across the Internet because of the petty bickering and squabbling that goes off on here.

I've removed all of my personal content from the forum, and I won't be contributing anymore because I don't want to be in a place around the likes of Goliath, Duster and not-so SuperAurora.

Apologies to Jackoleen for sabotaging your thread. Unlike many here, I could see it as a tongue in cheek thread.

Perhaps one day, many of you may get back in touch with the person inside you who fell in love with Disney in the first place, and you might get over your insurmountable ego's.

No doubt this post will get ripped apart and flamed, and I'll be publicly lambasted - but, while you're doing that, perhaps you might reflect on the bullying and harassment which has just led to one member calling time on this forum and giving up on it.

No words better spoken!