Wild Disney character pairings, comparisons, etc.

[Super Aurora]

Super Aurora, I thought that you were much more adventurous than that! : You seemed to be totally individualistic...

What's so adventurous about fantasizing smal old men in an orgy???

I'm am an individualist. STill has nothing do with topic in hand..

What's so un-sexy about Grumpy, Goliath? Some animated older men look fairly super, fer shurr!

This can be true if you look at the right place like this dude:

[Sky Syndrome]

Oooh, an opportunity to share this, which has been on my favorite YT video list for months.

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[Disney's Divinity]

I have to admit that the scene with Facilier and the butler as Naveen really made me want some slash fanfiction. Might be because Facilier is one of the few villains that isn't crazy ugly.

[Goliath]

If there were an "Adult Board", I can guarrantee that you'd never hear the last of anything from several of us!

Well, we have already heard that Polizzi has a feet-fetish. And we had a thread about Disney Princesses in fucking order. And almost every other post of slave2moonlight, so... we don't even need an 'Adult' board.

There's nothing sexier than the challenge of seducing someone who is sort of take-charge and sexist. I can just imagine how his grumpy attitude could make for...never mind.

I'll never understand women who fall for sexist pigs who treat them like shit...

[Avaitor]

Oooh, an opportunity to share this, which has been on my favorite YT video list for months.

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Whoa, whose "Toxic" cover is that?

[skyler888]

And almost every other post of slave2moonlight, so... we don't even need an 'Adult' board.

i actually laughed out loud, very very true

[Sky Syndrome]

Whoa, whose "Toxic" cover is that?

A Static Lullaby. I hadn't heard any versions of the song before watching this video and afterwards I learned the song was a cover to one of Britney's songs so I listened to hers and thought it sounded awful. ASL's won a space in my MP3 player.

Here's another pairing video.
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I wonder how long Amelia could stand John's tantrums.

[Semaj]

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Whoever made this should make more.

[Jackoleen]

Dear Super Aurora,

I wasn't fantasizing about an 8-some with seven guys! Grumpy's brothers were complete stereotypes!

I'll have to look at that black and white picture for awhile, because it is both fascinating and slightly confusing.

The guy from the second picture could look sexy if he weren't making that face.

Thank you in advance for your reply.

Super Aurora, I thought that you were much more adventurous than that! : You seemed to be totally individualistic...

What's so adventurous about fantasizing smal old men in an orgy???

I'm am an individualist. STill has nothing do with topic in hand..

What's so un-sexy about Grumpy, Goliath? Some animated older men look fairly super, fer shurr!

This can be true if you look at the right place like this dude:

[Super Aurora]

I'll have to look at that black and white picture for awhile, because it is both fascinating and slightly confusing.

The guy from the second picture could look sexy if he weren't making that face.

The guy in B&W pic is same dude as one on right. It's Yamamoto Genryusai. An over 2000 yr old shinigami that can kick your ass.

i don't know why you're saying he's not sexy because he has a scary face. what kinda logic is that???

[Jackoleen]

Dear Super Aurora,

I never said that he couldn't be sexy, in general. I just didn't think that his ferocious facial expression looked sexy.

Thank you in advance for your reply.

i don't know why you're saying he's not sexy because he has a scary face. what kinda logic is that???

[Goliath]

This thread is legendary already. We should never let it die.

[Duckburger]

Something about having a discussion that's centered around coitus with fictional Disney characters (with height issues) in the same post where people are addressed with "Dear Disney Enthusiasts" and "Thank you in advance".... I find very appealing.

I like.

[Semaj]

I guess it's time I detailed my reasoning behind a Pinocchio and Alice pairing.

To start off, here is a PDF article that should give their commonalities some perspective.

http://web.ebscohost.com/ehost/pdfviewe ... sionmgr104

[Super Aurora]

Something about having a discussion that's centered around coitus with fictional Disney characters (with height issues) in the same post where people are addressed with "Dear Disney Enthusiasts" and "Thank you in advance".... I find very appealing.

I like.

just trying to make sex look proper and well mannered. lol

[Disney Duster]

Semaj, I think you just like them together. But I don't.

In fact, when I was Pinocchio's same age...I think I liked him, and I think that's the first indication I had I was gay.

I think Alice is still too proper for Pinocchio. I don't think she would be too nice to him. And he's a freaking puppet for crying out loud, and she's a human!

[Semaj]

I think Alice is still too proper for Pinocchio. I don't think she would be too nice to him. And he's a freaking puppet for crying out loud, and she's a human!

The unlikely romance between the high-class female and low-class male has been done successfully before (*cough* LadyandtheTramp *coughcough* Titanic)

Never minding the fact that Pinocchio does become human at the end of his movie (though he was already "human" enough as a puppet), both he and Alice have gone thru a series of perils where they meet strange and sometimes dangerous characters where I feel could lead to an interesting compatibility in a hypothetical crossover.

[sunhuntin]

pinocchio + alice = splinters.

Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex.
Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.
A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

[Super Aurora]

pinocchio + alice = splinters.

Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex.
Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.
A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

Yep, who needs a girlfriend when got something better like Geppeto.

[Jackoleen]

Dear Disney Enthusiasts,

Oh, dear! Gepetto should've just given him furniture polish and a cloth, because we all know what happens when you sand something everyday! Holy-! Pinocchi-oh, indeed!

Thank you in advance for your replies.