And now, we go live on location in Malta as
Julian Carter introduces our next award, Poll/Game of the Year!
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The Poll/Game of the Year award is presented by Reginald Pryce. Reginald thinks highly of himself, and not quite as highly of others. He can show traits of narcissism and is habitually snarky.
Reginald: “Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen to this 7th edition of the Ultimate Disney forum awards. I trust you are all looking forward to seeing who will be awarded the next Golden Mickey. I welcome onto the stage our three nominees...
Caption That! by PrincePhillipFan
Hurt or Heal: Disneyland Park Attractions by WDWLocal
Hurt or Heal: Random Words That Show The Game Is Pointless by Escapay
PrincePhillipFan: (shakes Reginald warmly by the hand) “Good to meet you, sir! I hope you enjoyed my game.”
Reginald: “Yes. Very much. It made my mouth twitch.”
The nominees sit round a table.
WDWlocal: (whispering) “Is it me, or is Mr Pryce rather humourless?”
PrincePhillipFan: “Dunno. Maybe he'll lighten up. We don't know him yet.”
Escapay: “ ... maybe he's nervous.”
Reginald: “The winner of this award will be determined in a rather unusual way. All three nominees will take part in a game of Ludo. The winner will be awarded the Golden Mickey. Your votes … will not be taken into consideration.”
Audience: (some in protest, some with glee) “Oooh! The first scandal of the evening!”
Reginald: “I need a volunteer to fill in as the fourth player.”
Various members of the audience: “Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!”
Reginald: “Quiet!! On second thoughts, I will choose the fourth player at random from a list of all registered UDers. The fourth player will be … (Reginald closes his eyes and randomly lays his finger on a sheet containing the names of all registered members) … blackcauldron85!”
blackcauldron85: “Wheee! This is great! I'll try not to win!”
Reginald: (ominously) “I'll make sure of that. You're only here to fill in. Let the game start!
The players start rolling the dice. Reginald produces a small mirror and make-up set from his left pocket and vainly applies some mascara for the cameras.
Reginald: “So, WDWLocal, how did you come to pick your name? Should I say 'Walt Disney World Local', or 'Double-U, D, Double-U Local'?”
WDWLocal: “I suppose both of them are correct.” (rolls dice) “Ooh! Two sixes! I'm off to a good start.”
Reginald: “And, Escapay … what's with the lace collar?”
Escapay: “I think … it's fun. Funny.”
Reginald: “Oh yes, and PrincePhillipFan, how do you do?”
PrincePhillipFan: “I am well. Thanks.”
Luke: “While the nominees are busy playing Ludo, let us introduce Polizzi and his semi-naked African barefoot dancers.”
Polizzi and his twenty dancers arrive on stage dressed in glittering clothing. They dance impressively to some African music, with plenty of special effects such as bellowing columns of fire and some small fireworks.
WDWLocal: “Your dancing upset our markers. We're going to have to start over!”
Reginald: (snaps) “No you won't start over. You'll just continue as if nothing happened.”
WDWLocal: “But that's not fair!”
Reginald: “blackcauldron85, you are active on other forums I believe?”
blackcauldron85: “Yes, absolutely. I've made many friends.”
Reginald: “Let us contact our foes over at UltimateDreamWorks.com and see how their concurrent awards ceremony is getting along.”
A screen is lowered onto the stage. Suddenly a reporter appears onscreen.
Reporter: “Hey there, scumbags! Our awards ceremony is over. We're not like you slowpokes. Lucius, the site administrator, has already awarded the Member of the Year award to blackcauldron85!”
Audience: “Oooooh! A traitor in our midst!”
blackcauldron85: “Aaargh! No! I hate DreamWorks! It must be an impostor!”
Reporter: “We're very happy for a certain Amy Braun!”
blackcauldron85: “Aaah! You caught me! You ugly people, you've caught me! Yes, I'm a registered member at Ultimate DreamWorks. I can't help it – I love DreamWorks films with a passion, but I had to keep it a secret to avoid getting zapped by someone wearing the legendary Disney purist hat. Weep!”
Zoom off into the real world, to Julian Carter's bedroom.
Julian Carter: “I'm writing this on Sunday, the 24th of October, and I simply seem to be out of ideas for my little sketch! I'm having Amy cornered as a UD defector, the slimy Reginald being as unpleasant as he can be, and Polizzi putting up a kickass show. But I need a bit of vitality, something extra special to happen! That's right. I'm getting rid of Reginald … I'm already sick to death of him. He shall die by … decapitation!”
Zoom back to the awards ceremony. Reginald's head disappears causing his body to wildly go out of control. He falls off the stage and is carried away by a sea of hands into the horizon, never to be seen again …
Luke: “Now that we're rid of that annoying person, we can announce the winner!”
WDWLocal: “But we haven't finished our Ludo game!”
Luke: “Pesky panties … I forgot that.”
Escapay: “I'm getting bored.”
Reader: “I agree. If the prize is not handed out now, I will stop reading. So there.”
Luke: “Oh, all right.”
Escapay: “Quite honestly this has to be the most lethargic and unimaginative of Julian Carter's presentation plays.”
Luke: “Hmm ...”
Julian Carter: “THIS IS SO BLOODY BORING! NOTHING IS HAPPENING!”
Luke: “Yes, we know. The winner is....
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Audience: “That was fast … and sudden. This sucks. We're leaving.”
PrincePhillipFan: “No. I haven't finished hugging the trophy yet!”
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Congratulations, PrincePhillipFan! Don't change the channel just yet! We've got one more award to present tonight!
albert
Congratulations! A great project earning a great award! It's gotten me more interested in the project and it's something I'd like to do myself, catch up on all the Best Picture winners.
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No time difference here, but I know the feeling!
You know, I heard about his death in the most crudest way. See, my computer was broken and I was off UD for a while and didn't hear any news. One day, I'm in class playing Disney Scene It (it was nearly Christmas break so we weren't doing anything, in fact it was probably our last day) and my teacher, holding a newspaper says, "Oh here's something Keith will want to hear," and then she read out loud that Roy had died. I was very shocked.
