What the UD Forum Members Would Never Say

[blackcauldron85]

Amy: Corbin Bleu? Honestly, like I'd find Disney's token black guy attractive. He can't sing, act or do anything good. Now Lucas Grabeel, THERE'S a man after my heart!

PrincePhillipFan :''Who cares about Phillip anyway? He's boring! I am changing my name into HunkyTarzanFan now!''

[Prudence]

Prudence:I so going to mkae nalies now!!!!111.

What in the worlds is a nalie?

[blackcauldron85]

Prudence:I so going to mkae nalies now!!!!111.

What in the worlds is a nalie?

nails?

[PrincePhillipFan]

PrincePhillipFan :''Who cares about Phillip anyway? He's boring! I am changing my name into HunkyTarzanFan now!''

[Disney Duster]

I really, really liked Escapay's UD-associated objects talking. Quiet genius.

Aw, Flanger-Hanger, Ariel'sprince, supertalies, those were good! Very accurate. Thank you.

And that's something I've realized. In this thread, it shows how well we know each other, and this may sound odd, but by making fun of each other for things we know about each other, we show we really love or like each other. This thread is kind of heartwarming!

PrincePhillipFan:You know...I was kind of...hoping that Sleeping Beauty would be re-dubbed with those voices from the Blu-ray trailer. I mean...the original voices are so old and bad!

[Prudence]

Disney Duster: "This game offends me."

[Disney Duster]

Ha, good one Prudence! The funny thing is, I usually speak out on offensive things here on UD.

Prudence: Wouldn't it be wonderful to just sleep and dream of the handsomest prince until he comes to kiss me and wake me up and then we get married right away and I just sit all day saying and doing nothing...except making babies of course! That's why Snow White and Sleeping Beauty are the best princesses with the best movies! And Ariel, too! Giving up your voice until a prince kisses you to give you permanant procreational parts? It's practically sleeping until the kiss, too! And if I got that kiss, I'd still be without my voice so I could just be quiet while he takes care of everything like he did for me after he found me washed up on the shore! Gosh, I so want that!

*Disney Duster conveniently leaves out that a prince gave Cinderella permanent fancy dress and home, and she would be expected to make babies*

[Escapay]

Disney Duster: "Snow White +2, Cinderella -2"

Big Disney Fan: "Snow White -2, Cinderella +2"

Polizzi: "(Something not about Rapunzel, Tangled, or feet)"

jpanimation: "Who the hell is Alfred Hitchcock?"

Goliath: "Who the hell is Bob Dylan?"

UmbrellaFish: "Move over, Julie Andrews, I've got a new Dame to love! Helen Mirren, here I come!"

merlinjones: "The Walt Disney Company"

Super Aurora: "Guys, I hate to be prudish, but really, can we stop with all the f-words? It's making me uncomfortable."

blackcauldron85: "F**K YOU!!!!!" (were anyone else typing this but me, you'd see UC instead of **, as I generally dislike seeing the word no matter what the context is)

Wonderlicious (not doing his Fangirl impression): "(Something unintelligent, illegible, and polluted with emoticons even if none are needed)"

Wonderlicious (doing his Fangirl impression): "(Something intelligent, easily readable, and absent of any emoticon except and/or )"

UD's Blu-Ray Supporters: "(Something civil to the DVD supporters)"

UD's DVD Supporters: "(Something civil to the Blu-Ray supporters)"

Everyone Here: "Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment is so wonderful! They really do have collectors in mind when they produce such wonderful Blu-Ray and DVD releases! No more fluff or crap! It's aimed at the animation enthusiast and studio fan! Never mind family or casual Disney fans! It's all about us! Thank you, WDSHE! Thank you ever so much!"

albert

[Avaitor]

I love it.

[Super Aurora]

Practically everyone here:

FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!































Waltmad and Black Pearl: Anything out of Lazario or Goliath's mouth.

[avonleastories95]

Deleted.

[Scarred4life]

Kraken Guard- The Horned King is so overrated...

[Flanger-Hanger]

Scaps, you've done great. But that last one makes me feel kinda sad.

[Margos]

Goliath and Laz: I LOVE YOU MAN!! *hugs each other*
Super Aurora: Ugh, you guys are sooo inappropriate!
Disney Duster: Walt was great and all, but I really think the company has come a long way since 1967....
Scaps: I have nothing funny to say at all.
Reyquila: That Disney cheapquel sucked! There's no way I'm buying that!
Tim: Prince Phillip is soooo overrated. But not as overrated as the Haunted Mansion! God, I hate that ride!
Laz: I was going to see that movie, but it looked really, really scary.... *whimper*
Kraken Guard: You know why Disney doesn't promote The Black Cauldron? It's because it sucks, and has the worst villain EVER! Seriously, wtf is that guy?

[Jules]

Margos: "I'm hopping on one foot with a bucket of custard on my head!"

Lazario: "If I could I would get Jodie Foster to lie in a lot more custard for five weeks to atone for her terrible performance in The Silence of the Lambs."

Margos: "My foot is getting tired. The custard is spilling. I'm married to Super Aurora."

Lazario: "Custard is a very good listener."

Margos: "Our kids are trained in hopping with a bucket of custard on their head."

Lazario: "That is so nice."

[Margos]

Julian wins the thread.

[Goliath]

Goliath and Laz: I LOVE YOU MAN!! *hugs each other*

Not something I would normally say to any man (insert accusation of homophobia here ). But strange thing is, Laz and me did get along good for a long period of time. It's just the beginning and ending that has been bookending with arguments.

Had to at the stuff Escapay and Super A. wrote. In the chat the other day, Divinity actually did ask me "who is this guy?" when I was talking about Dylan.

[Goliath]

Disney Duster: "I don't believe in magic!"

waltmad: "Religion is bullshit!"

Lazario: "Lady Gaga is the most overrated singer ever."

blackcauldron85: "The Jonas Brothers? Never heard of them."

Marky: "Colors? Who cares about stinking colors?"

slave2moonlight: "That Disney princess is ugly!"

milojthatch: "Could somebody please lend me their copy of Pulp Fiction?"

[zackisthewalrus]

zackisthewalrus: I HATE Musical Theater!

Matt: "Beauty and the Beast" is AWFUL! Why anyone would ever like it, I do NOT know!

blackcauldron85: Corbin Bleu is unattractive.

PeterPanFan: Teen dramas are stupid.

[Lazario]

Lazario: "Lady Gaga is the most overrated singer ever."

No love for Huey Lewis in this category?

(All seriousness- I don't hate on singers unless they have bigoted views. I really could care less about vocal quality- usually. More than 9 times out of 10. The music is more important than the vocalist. People who think the meaning of music is only intellectual or the value is equally in the strength of the vocals as the message of each song, will never truly understand music.)