Disney Vending Machine

[Disney Duster]

... And Annette Funicello pops out and punches her in the face!

...and out pops animal rights activists, who are still angry for what he did in the film.

They pull Nethanial into the machine, and...

[Lazario]

The machine spits everyone (who may still be) inside it out and sticks a sign on itself saying, "No More People In. What do I look like- a tanning booth?"


Lady puts the little pink ball she was balancing on her nose into the machine...

[Margos]

...And the machine showers her with delicous milk bones (because milk buds would be poison to her).

The Horned King and Creeper place 3 skeletons into the machine and.....

[Kraken Guard]

The Three Skeletons come back out as Cauldron-Born. Unfortunately, it only lasted a few minutes until they reverted back to their dead-dead selves. The Horned King of course, blames it on Creeper..

Davy Jones (Accidently) drops the Music Locket into the machine..


From the Horned King to Davy Jones..

[Lazario]

Davy Jones (Accidently) drops the Music Locket into the machine...

And the machine decides to keep it and not give him anything in return.


Kanga decides to give up saying "Oh, that's too bad" for Lent, writes it down on every line of a piece of paper and puts that into the machine...

[Margos]

....And Tigger pops out at her and gives her an extra-hard bounce, sending the contents of her pouch (which she uses as a purse when Roo's not around) spilling all over the floor, except for all of her money, which flies into the machine and is shredded. Not the type to be overly angry, Kanga simply shakes her head and says, "Oh, that's too bad." Oops.

Johnny puts his lace collar in the machine, and....

[Lazario]

Johnny puts his lace collar in the machine, and...

Gets a brand new, shiny red sports car. Only he can't drive yet and doesn't even know what it is.


Elliot the dragon puts a fire-burnt black apple into the machine...

[Kraken Guard]

And unfortunately gets the Poisoned Apple from Snow White..


The Horned King get's sucked into the Black Vending Machine.


Huh? Where did THAT come from?

[Lazario]

The Horned King get's sucked into the Black Vending Machine.

And then, wakes up in his bed realizing he was just dreaming and this never occured.


Gaston puts his dirty, muddy boots into the machine...

[Kraken Guard]

Unfortunately, the Vending Machine didn't like that one bit.. It huffed and it puffed and it blew itself all over! Atleast Davy was able to get his Locket back!


Maleficent puts (stoned)Diablo into the machine, hoping that it'll return him to his normal self..

[Lazario]

Unfortunately, the Vending Machine didn't like that one bit.. It huffed and it puffed and it blew itself all over! Atleast Davy was able to get his Locket back!

But then, Davy woke up and realized it was all a dream and he never accidentally dropped anything into the machine at all.

Maleficent puts (stoned)Diablo into the machine, hoping that it'll return him to his normal self..

And gets Gaston's muddy boots instead.


Maleficent puts them back into the machine...

[Kraken Guard]

And gets Diablo back. Unfortunately, he is still stoned..

So Maleficent decides to put Diablo into the machine again!


(Hopefully that's not cheating.. )

[Margos]

.....And he comes back alive! But he's still "stoned." Mally is annoyed to find him eating 20 White Castle burgers and watching the Scary Movie series all day long instead of looking for Aurora.

Angry, she tosses all of Diablo's marijuana into the machine.....

[Lazario]

And out pops a cop who doesn't appear to look too happy that he's just caught her with marijuana.


Horace puts the sandwich Jasper covered with cigar ashes into the machine...

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and out comes Cruella and she smacks Horace.

Frollo puts in his Judge's hat into the machine.....

[Kraken Guard]

And ends up getting that cloth/silky thingy that Esmerelda gave him..

Nothing like tormenting the old guy..



Creeper decides to put the 'left-overs' of the Horned King into the machine.


The Left-Overs of the Horned King..

[Lazario]

Creeper decides to put the 'left-overs' of the Horned King into the machine.

Then the machine sprouts arms and legs, walks over and smacks the person who started the "character comes out of machine and smacks character who put object(s) into machine" trend.

Then the machine retracts the new appendages, and sets itself back where it was at the beginning.


Susan's grandmother puts the popcicle-stick birdhouse into the machine...

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and out comes the Skunk!

Fiddler and Fifer Pig put their houses of Straw and Sticks into the machine.....

[Lazario]

Fiddler and Fifer Pig put their houses of Straw and Sticks into the machine...

And the machine spits out the ingredients for Candy Houses (one with pieces of various chocolate snacks and the other fruit-flavored pieces)... But they have to build them themselves.


Winston puts Georgette's vanity dresser into the machine...

[Margos]

...And Fagin pops out begging for money.

Eric decides to chuck his flute into the vending machine instead of the ocean, and....